Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[local killjoy]

I'd love to know how he got banned from X-E's forum... Matt is like the chillest web 1.0 autist ever.

Who’s X-E?

 

[Cool Spot]

Who’s X-E?

X-Entertainment, a defunct site a guy named Matt used to run focused on random pop culture and nostalgia stuff. His current site is called Dinosaur Dracula.

 

[ranine]

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that poor dog does anyone remember when the post cataloguing all the Tranch's pets/livestock was made?

edit: found it. as of August 2020, it was calculated that there were 238 animals, 7 people, and 1 Kevin. if we've added 100 more alpacas and kicked out a troon by January 2021... that means we're up to approximately 350 animals and 6 workers. truly fucking horrifying

 

[farttpott]

well it turns out the "joke" why he threw a nearly $200 boxset on the filthy floor is that, of course, Scylla is a GIRL (the other ones are just random sea robot names like "Sea Phantom", the combined robot is called Neptune). obvious when you think about it with kev's cumbrain.


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[BScCollateral]

The fuck is so special about it? It looks like he rolled a 5.
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I honestly thought it was a card of cough drops.

 

[glass_houses]

well it turns out the "joke" why he threw a nearly $200 boxset on the filthy floor is that, of course, Scylla is a GIRL (the other ones are just random sea robot names like "Sea Phantom", the combined robot is called Neptune). obvious when you think about it with kev's cumbrain.

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What an ugly bundle of plastic. Who'd want to buy that?

 

[BallBuster]

X-Entertainment, a defunct site a guy named Matt used to run focused on random pop culture and nostalgia stuff. His current site is called Dinosaur Dracula.

Oh shit didn’t know that. Yea Matt is a really easy going guy even if he is obsessed with the most random and dumb crap from the 80s and 90s (think stupid pop culture and junk food related shit).

 

[Jason Blaha's Hat]

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Wait a minute, how many “transfemme transformers fans” does Kev know? Is there a secret HRT grooming discord for transformer autists? Or is there just a masssive overlap between trannies and transformers manchildren? I need answers goddamnit.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

They say they all want to be GURLLZ but they never bother with self-hygiene and leave their house looking like a complete mess. I thought part of being trans was to mimic the beauty, grace, and upkeep of the female form. I bet the only thing dirtier than that room is the amhole.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

If the cast of It's Always Sunny was nothing but degenrate troons. That is these guys, their life is a ridiculous sitcom. I guess Kevin would be Frank since he's a fatty that bankrolls the tranch through shady means.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1349165101132115970(Archive)

 

[Iron Hamster]

They live in a big dome that's cool if it's just you or you and a partner (maybe a child if you're into a homeschooling off the grid thing), but is definitely not intended for a group of 4+ troons who barely shower. Let alone a shit ton of dogs, cats, and the smell of alpacas, ducks, etc. wafting through your windows.

Not to mention hearing all their painful moaning while trying to dilate.

 

[farttpott]

Wait a minute, how many “transfemme transformers fans” does Kev know? Is there a secret HRT grooming discord for transformer autists? Or is there just a masssive overlap between trannies and transformers manchildren? I need answers goddamnit.

Well there's this one he copied the idea of throwing his new toys on the floor from, that also wants to kiss sea monster robot with big lips

 

[Azafran90]

Well there's this one he copied the idea of throwing his new toys on the floor from, that also wants to kiss sea monster robot with big lips

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Well, at least this one makes an effort to look presentable.

 

[s0mbra]

Kevin has seemingly resolved to make 2021 a year to focus on fitness....by doing 20 minutes worth of bouncing on an elliptical, as we saw in the video posted earlier.
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I applaud any effort anyone takes to make themselves less grotesque, but has he destroyed his body by elective surgery, hormones, junk food, and lazing about all day to the point where he can only do the equivalent of what I would consider less than half of a warm-up's worth of cardio? Maybe by 2030 his ass will be bigger than his gut.

Congrats, you burned like, 30 calories.
>my ass will look so good
Nigger just do some squats.

I give him 2 more days at most before he gives up. He's going to be the person who never changes their diet and does like 30 mins of incredibly light work outs, not see any change, and reee before buying another transformer to sooth his feefees.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Kevin has seemingly resolved to make 2021 a year to focus on fitness....by doing 20 minutes worth of bouncing on an elliptical, as we saw in the video posted earlier.
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I applaud any effort anyone takes to make themselves less grotesque, but has he destroyed his body by elective surgery, hormones, junk food, and lazing about all day to the point where he can only do the equivalent of what I would consider less than half of a warm-up's worth of cardio? Maybe by 2030 his ass will be bigger than his gut.

”my butt is going to look so good”

Is there a secret HRT grooming discord for transformer autists?

Troons exist and groom people, and transformers fans exist, so I'd assume so.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Holy shit, Kevin. These 20 minutes of light exercise are probably the only time you are standing upright during the day. After 3 days you are worried about pushing yourself too hard?

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1349398063777943553(Archive)

 

[Old Fart]

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It's peculiar how these self-proclaimed communists don't seem to have heard of torrents.

They live in a big dome that's cool if it's just you or you and a partner (maybe a child if you're into a homeschooling off the grid thing), but is definitely not intended for a group of 4+ troons who barely shower. Let alone a shit ton of dogs, cats, and the smell of alpacas, ducks, etc. wafting through your windows.

That's why I earlier speculated that the dome was built as a holiday resort for school children or as a prototype green-hippie house. The almost complete lack of amenities also seems to indicate it wasn't meant for a complete farm staff to spend the winter.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The almost complete lack of amenities also seems to indicate it wasn't meant for a complete farm staff to spend the winter.

In fairness, the Tranch doesn't have a complete farm staff.

 

[Old Fart]

Holy shit, Kevin. These 20 minutes of light exercise are probably the only time you are standing upright during the day. After 3 days you are worried about pushing yourself too hard?
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Bwahaha, he's just doing some modest exercise for a whopping twenty minutes a day and someone already feels compelled to warn him for "burn-out"! Come back when he goes for the Ironman, "Tessa".

In fairness, the Tranch doesn't have a complete farm staff.

That's right, some of them miss some body parts and all of them are a few lights short of a christmas tree.

 

[mooey]

I'm still coming to terms that 3 people would willingly share a king size bed for the long-term. I bet sleeping in summer is hell and gross. Waking up in a pool of your own sweat on a super hot night is bad enough, let alone 2 others. And you know them bed sheets aren't changed nearly enough. Wonder if Kevin wears a diaper to bed...

There were 10 troons in the bed and the Kevvie one said roll over