Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[s0mbra]

he spent $186 on a set to throw most of it on the floor. fucking hell. it wasn't even his idea, he just copied the video, but he sure chucked it with more disdain.

why keep Scylla and not Charybdis? probably overthinking it, and this dickhead doesn't know any mythologies beyond Star Wars and My Little Pony

I bet those 186$ robots will stay there on the floor and he won't even bother selling the rest of the pack loose on ebay and get a good chunk of his money back.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

why keep Scylla and not Charybdis?

He's what, 32? Why keep any of them?

 

[Shield Breaker]

Toys from Target he got a few days ago.

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Late, but two things: 'I don't have room to display these friends.'

He buys shit he has no room for, and he calls his toys friends.

 

[Miss Misery]

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I'd love to know how he got banned from X-E's forum... Matt is like the chillest web 1.0 autist ever.

 

[Law]

He can't even use the "I'm a collector!" excuse cause collectors take good care of their toys, display them nicely and price them out. He's a hoarder. If he had more room and privacy he'd fill it up with a bigger hoard. His spiraling plastic crack addiction is actually stemmed by the fact that he shares a room with two other men and a house with seven men and five dogs.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

he spent $186 on a set to throw most of it on the floor. fucking hell. it wasn't even his idea, he just copied the video, but he sure chucked it with more disdain.

why keep Scylla and not Charybdis? probably overthinking it, and this dickhead doesn't know any mythologies beyond Star Wars and My Little Pony

1. Kevin will never read the Odyssey.

2. There is only room for one Penelope in his brain.

 

[Law]

I'd love to know how he got banned from X-E's forum... Matt is like the chillest web 1.0 autist ever.

I'm hoping someone here will unearth the drama , but it was probably just Kevin being Kevin.

1. Kevin will never read the Odyssey.

2. There is only room for one Penelope in his brain.

Is Penelope a Transformer? Cause I don't think he cares about Mxtress at all.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Overcrowded home and plenty of room to run outside? Nah, lemme get a stairmaster to take up even more space in the living room and use it about five times.

I am amazed how small that living room looks.

all the other photos of that main living space I just noticed were taking zoomed out/Fisheye which made it look much bigger, Kevin’s scooty puff jr blocks the staircase.

I haven’t seen anyone else talk about this yet but kevin intalled some new shelves for his room and put the pics on Twitter m. I noticed in that picture that there are no ceilings in there rooms. but it’s more like dividers and they all share the dome as a ceiling, I am away from pc right now so can’t share it.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I am amazed how small that living room looks.

all the other photos of that main living space I just noticed were taking zoomed out/Fisheye which made it look much bigger, Kevin’s scooty puff jr blocks the staircase.

I haven’t seen anyone else talk about this yet but kevin intalled some new shelves for his room and put the pics on Twitter m. I noticed in that picture that there are no ceilings in there rooms. but it’s more like dividers and they all share the dome as a ceiling, I am away from pc right now so can’t share it.

They live in a big dome that's cool if it's just you or you and a partner (maybe a child if you're into a homeschooling off the grid thing), but is definitely not intended for a group of 4+ troons who barely shower. Let alone a shit ton of dogs, cats, and the smell of alpacas, ducks, etc. wafting through your windows.

 

[M3xus]

They live in a big dome that's cool if it's just you or you and a partner (maybe a child if you're into a homeschooling off the grid thing), but is definitely not intended for a group of 4+ troons who barely shower. Let alone a shit ton of dogs, cats, and the smell of alpacas, ducks, etc. wafting through your windows.

I am unable to imagine the smell. My only frame of reference for "bad smells" is rotting food and literal shit explosions, and I've a sneaking suspicion what's described here would overpower that.

 

[RIP Tranch]

I haven’t seen anyone else talk about this yet but kevin intalled some new shelves for his room and put the pics on Twitter m. I noticed in that picture that there are no ceilings in there rooms. but it’s more like dividers and they all share the dome as a ceiling, I am away from pc right now so can’t share it.

Here you go. Looks like a hoarder cubicle, but the ceiling doesn't look like the dome.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Here you go. Looks like a hoarder cubicle, but the ceiling doesn't look like the dome.

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Oh yer your right, but they do not have a ceiling.

Also I wonder what image that towel is covering




Maybe its just used for acoustics for steaming?

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Who the fuck is Scylla? and what promoted him to throw other toys to the ground

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CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM KEV KEV

 

[Club Sandwich]

image that towel is covering

the towel looks tacked up as a make-shift "door".

 

[Miss Misery]

No, that's definitely the dome. The "towel" tacked up actually seems to be a brown fleecy blanket... because when you're a gross boy you buy brown sheets, blankets, and towels.

(Or when you're a non-gross girl and the $300 linen duvet cover you want is on sale, only in brown, for $35 and you don't care what color it is, shut up.)

Maybe 20-50 pages back I recall discussion regarding the sleeping arrangements; I gues there's another living space beyond the geodesic dome and that's where the two top troons live... or am I imagining things?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Here you go. Looks like a hoarder cubicle, but the ceiling doesn't look like the dome.

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Imagine spending all day in the freezing cold taking care of the alpacas and then coming inside and seeing this manchild shit all over your home. Kevin should treat every day he doesn't get bludgeoned to death as a gift from God.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Imagine spending all day in the freezing cold taking care of the alpacas and then coming inside and seeing this manchild shit all over your home. Kevin should treat every day he doesn't get bludgeoned to death as a gift from God.

He's definitely unaware of the sentiment or he'd try to keep his 'tism in check.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Penny/Boonie/whoever, we've seen the vids of you shooting your guns and your combat rolls. We've seen your tacticool weapons. We know you're just a step above a Fudd, larping as some kind of tranny militia who would just cry about the TERFs on Twitter if anyone even approached you in a threatening manner. No one wants to storm the Tranch Awaycocko; if you were gone, how else would we be able to point and laugh at you?

It reminds me of ADF.

As for Animal Crossing, which KF didn't include in my quote for some reason, it's hard to cancel something you love, and most soyboys love AC. This is why the hate campaign against JK Rowling never actually touched her books, only some shit Harry Potter vidya.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Kevin has seemingly resolved to make 2021 a year to focus on fitness....by doing 20 minutes worth of bouncing on an elliptical, as we saw in the video posted earlier.

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I applaud any effort anyone takes to make themselves less grotesque, but has he destroyed his body by elective surgery, hormones, junk food, and lazing about all day to the point where he can only do the equivalent of what I would consider less than half of a warm-up's worth of cardio? Maybe by 2030 his ass will be bigger than his gut.

 

[Cool Spot]

Kevin will throw an almost $200 collector's toy set on the ground and morons will still give him money. Shaking my head.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Considering the trash they've been shown to consume, 20 minutes on a stairmaster isn't going to do jack-shit since Kevin will probably end up binging on hot pockets as a reward for being so good.