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Maiden said:
Also, yeah, no one is going to travel out to the tranch to cause them harm. If they were killed or injured, what would we laugh at then?
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This is what people who hate KF don't understand. Dead cows don't produce milk and so we wouldn't actively harm lolcows. Besides, many of us have some form of a conscience and believe that beating people up, regardless of whether they're troons that live in the desert and farm alpacas or not, is morally wrong.
 
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farttpott said:
help i have consistently revealed personal information, including the state of my genitals and the best part of my pathetic life story on the internet and people on the internet have read that information
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But we were literally banned from literally interacting with literally all his content, he literally posted his literally DNI all over twatter literally a thousand times!
That literally includes photons entering our cornea as well, so we were literally supposed to literally block the visual information of his tweets from entering our eyes!

Jokes aside, this is the very same crowd who's all "WELL IT ISN'T DOXXXXXXXING IF IT'S PUBLICLY AVAILABLE INFORMATION!", so fuck Kev and people like Kev.
 
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Yes. The other thing people don't understand is that underneath the harsh language, every thread is full of actionable advice that would improve cows lives if they could bring themselves to listen.
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Yeah. In fact, the same advice holds true for most cows (excluding ones that have got criminal records, made themselves well-known or fucked up their bodies as a result of their antics)
1) delete everything you have online
2) change your name to something like John Goldsmith or Peter Coleman or something that's a common name where you live
3) shave off any facial hair and get a haircut
4) move to a large town or city where you don't have any good friends
5) get a job as a shop assistant or as a bartender or flipping burgers or literally anything that keeps a roof over your head.
6) speak to a psychiatrist if you have any desire to go back to writing shite fan fiction/being a troon/reviewing movies and supporting eugenics.

If any cow did this they'd be able to live their lives with their heads held high and I'd have a lot more respect for them.
 
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I don't think Kevin would ever follow advice given to him regardless of who gives him it. He responds to like-minded people who reply to his tweets with the most gentle advice by snapping at them like how dare they give Princess Kevvy Gibes any unwarranted advice. Kevvy knows all.

Then there's the people who just enable him and act like it's his right to act like a dipshit and not receive any sort of consequences for his actions, which are out in the open for all to see.

Even then, he claims to not read the thread, so he probably is blissfully unaware of anything he could learn from by reading it. So he's probably going to be a lolcow for his entire life because he's so stubborn and fucking dumb.
 
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Toys from Target he got a few days ago.

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Toys from Target he got a few days ago.

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John Furrman said:
Thank god the forums are back so we can discuss our favorite boy

Shit he bought:

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It's a good thing Kevin paid off all his bills with those donations. Otherwise he wouldn't have any money for all these children's toys!

For reference, that second image is Kevin holding a pack of Amiibo cards for Animal Crossing. Even with Amiibo being a product made to price gouge consumers, these cards in particular are especially egregious because you both can only use them exclusively for Animal Crossing (and generally only to get a specific character) and the cards you get are completely random. But that dopamine hit is too strong for poor Kevin.

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Even if you had the disposable income for these stupid things, I'd consider it a waste. I genuinely believe it's more cost effective to invest in the multiple devices available to spoof these things, but I guess Kevin really wants these to collect dust for him.
 
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Even if you had the disposable income for these stupid things, I'd consider it a waste. I genuinely believe it's more cost effective to invest in the multiple devices available to spoof these things, but I guess Kevin really wants these to collect dust for him.
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I never realised how far Nintendo had gone into fleecing their captive autists

Seems like he has 25 or so packs from that pic,a quick search on amazon here in the UK prices them at £8 per pack,which is around $11 each :lunacy:

Please tell me they are signifiicantly cheaper in Burgerland,cause if not he just spent around $250 on skinner box content :story:
 
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Speaking of wasting money, I did come across a quote that made me think of the tranch. It's from Richard Sexton, an agricultural economist at the University of California Davis.
“The fundamental fact is that in this country, an alpaca, as an asset, an income-producing asset, is worthless. It has no value at all,” Sexton said. “The product it produces, 6 to 8 pounds of alpaca fiber a year, is worth less than what it costs to feed, medicate, and house the animal.”
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