Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Syntaxion]

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Ha! Remember when he posted about "estrogen causes the fat to redistribute to female spots"? And how he hoped it would happen ASAP as he desperately needed it?

I guess he had to realise at some point that it doesn't work that way, he won't have a voluptuous, hourglass sized, feminine figure any time soon, now he just hopes to get skinny.

Although I do hope that, as long as he works hard at it, he'll get skinny. But knowing Kevin, he'll be on that machine, maybe once per week for 10 minutes, then spends the rest of the day eating crap and scrolling twitter/playing games.

 

[Law]

This is the first time I truly feel bad for him.

I no longer feel bad for him after catching up on the thread. He's a misogynist coombrain who fetishizes lesbians. He's gross. Let the m.ilk flow.

I thought that playing Overwatch was a no-no thing now amongst the social justice crowd ever since Blizzard had that controversy banning that player who made a statement supporting the protesters in Hong Kong?

Authoritarian regimes they can ignore. It's misgendering that makes them boycott games.
Actually who am I kidding they're all addicts. That's like asking crackheads to boycott crack cause the Sinaloa cartel is bad.

Although I do hope that, as long as he works hard at it, he'll get skinny. But knowing Kevin, he'll be on that machine, maybe once per week for 10 minutes, then spends the rest of the day eating crap and scrolling twitter/playing games.

I hate how troons think they'll get an hourglass figure when the majority of women don't have hourglass figures. Most women are just average looking. But of course troons don't want to be normal women, then want to be distorted hentai princesses.
No matter what he does he'll have a Hank Hill ass and an extremely dudely beer gut.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

and with troons usually having no discernable skills or a job in general, that comes with too much free time. so it was no surprise Kevin heavily outranked everyone in the game in level by a wide margin

FWIW last week OW had another free week and afaik a sale on new accounts again ,its smurf central ingame once more as happens after every sale/freeweekend.And as far as actual account level goes his still pretty low.

If the third party stat sites dont have his account info almost certainly shows that he didnt start playing it till over a good few years after it came out,as it was around late 2018 IIRC that blizz changed the way external API's could pull the game data and defaulted everyones profile to private .

I did see he posted a bunch of 'POTG' clips over the last few days,the fact he was playing the fuckin rat and it was QP is proof postive hes a low level skill scrub tho lol

 

[Norman B. Normal]

also of course their profile is private, paranoid mf'er

This one isn't:

TransSalamander's PSN Profile

Level 35 • 10 Games • 0 Platinum

psnprofiles.com

https://archive.li/bbS53

 

[Tramadol]

it was around late 2018 IIRC that blizz changed the way external API's could pull the game data and defaulted everyones profile to private.

Ngl. dunno if I'd be able to hold my tongue if i found him in one of my games. You have more strength than I.
edit: also profiles are private by default

Yeah, that's around the time I quit playing the game, I now just recently started playing again. That's why I didn't know they made everyone's profile private by default, thanks for the heads up

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Thank god the forums are back so we can discuss our favorite boy

Shit he bought

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1348789837306896386

https://archive.md/p3iN1

4 weeks later:
”please help me, we need money for life saving titty skittles”

I genuinely believe it's more cost effective to invest in the multiple devices available to spoof these things

Yeah. Given that some people buy villagers for real world money, I'm tempted to get some RFID cards and make money off bugmen.

I never realised how far Nintendo had gone into fleecing their captive autists

They may as well milk the cash cow while it lasts and before AC becomes problematic.

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Someone actually wants to fuck Kevin and his amhole?

> was

pozload my neghole

I'm a (relatively) newfag. What does ”pozload my neghole” mean apart from ”giving someone HIV”?

 

[AJneedsElocution]

I'm a (relatively) newfag. What does ”pozload my neghole” mean apart from ”giving someone HIV”?

Tipping/A-logging the cow

 

[s0mbra]

Tipping/A-logging the cow

I typed "touching-the-poop"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Tipping/A-logging the cow

Thanks.

I typed "touching-the-poop"

I'm curious if ”pozload my negholep” gets filtered or if the verb has to be conjugated.

Edit: intresante. pozloaded my negholep isn't filtered though.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Thanks.

I'm curious if ”pozload my neghole” gets filtered or if the verb has to be conjugated.

Edit: intresante. pozloaded my negholep isn't filtered though.

Null will fly down in a chariot of coke zero and change your pronouns to xie/xyr if you keep fucking around with those words

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

Late catching up to the thread (noticed the site was down during one of my times I peruse the ol farms, so I came back during another of my afternoon coffee breaks) but I always get a kick out of the troons and their attempts to be badasses. Penny/Boonie/whoever, we've seen the vids of you shooting your guns and your combat rolls. We've seen your tacticool weapons. We know you're just a step above a Fudd, larping as some kind of tranny militia who would just cry about the TERFs on Twitter if anyone even approached you in a threatening manner. No one wants to storm the Tranch Awaycocko; if you were gone, how else would we be able to point and laugh at you?

They may as well milk the cash cow while it lasts and before AC becomes problematic.

There was that kerfuffle about afro puffs being available to white avatars in the game and how black people wanted players to somehow prove they were black enough to use that hair style not too long ago. Surprised that hasn't made the game 'problematic' enough for the BLM crowd, but since the election is over, I'm guessing black lives don't matter anymore.

 

[homewayhalf]

Love how instead of finding a local struggling business to piss away his money at he feeds right into what the big cats want and lines the pockets of Target even further. What a based socialist.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Ngl. dunno if I'd be able to hold my tongue if i found him in one of my games. You have more strength than I.
edit: also profiles are private by default

"Hey Kev, how's the Am Hole?
GG EZ"

 

[AJneedsElocution]

He already has most of it tho!,Bit dumb however,he bought the wrong region





Video from the tweet:

Who the fuck is Scylla? and what promoted him to throw other toys to the ground

 

[Sarah Connor]

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Video from the tweet:
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Who the fuck is Scylla? and what promoted him to throw other toys to the ground

Kevvie most likely paid for this toy set by grifting just so he could have one figure and throw the rest on that filthy ass ground? And yet he still continues to post about how he NEEDS money for his titty skittles/other bullshit excuses to fuel his toy addiction. What the fuck.

ETA: also who the fuck is standing there on the right side of the video in those last few seconds, and why didn't they give any reaction to Kevvie throwing his toys on the ground like a spoiled child?

 

[AidsDisciplinary]

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Video from the tweet:
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Who the fuck is Scylla? and what promoted him to throw other toys to the ground

Perhaps just filling the small gaps of carpet that aren't covered in shit?

Anyone who watches this and still gives him money is an absolute moonhowler. Pre-schoolers look after their spaces and toys better than this butternut squash.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The most hilarious thing about this shit is the fact that cumbrains like Kevin multilate their genitals because they think it makes them coom more. That's like wanting to be a basketball player and cutting all your fingers off. Their fetish prevents them from having any rational thought and they believe every srs lie their coomer buddies are telling them.

No you don't understand, the nerves re-program themselves and giving your mauled paw space jam levels of skill.

The fuck is so special about it? It looks like he rolled a 5.
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You can't even roll anything with that. Regular dice have more utility and infinitely less suck factor. Twenty six dollars american for that... that thing. That's the gayest piece of shit movie toy I've ever seen. Does Pennywise even do Star Wars cosplay? Is tranny cosplay an oxymoron?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/270885327/star-wars-rebel-general-rank-insignia

I like how it says CAUTION: MAGNETIC on the back, should say CAUTION: RETARDED. Fucking thing measures 2x2". Can't throw it at a tranch burglar. Can't even use it as a paperweight. Can't use it to destroy your hard drive when the Feds come knockin' demanding to see Kevin's computer. It'll probably just get lost somewhere, like up Kevin's sad rot pocket. Maybe his ever-shrinking man cave will heal with that thing stuck inside. Now you're one with the Force, Kevin! You stupid motherfucker

Also check out neckbeard M. Bison in one of the photo reviews, lol. The 'M' is for 'M'dear.'

 

[Iron Hamster]

I like how it says CAUTION: MAGNETIC on the back

Lil medicine nugget. I assume it's because it would affect a pacemaker. Essentially a magnet is how they are turned on and off.

 

[Club Sandwich]

just a step above a Fudd

below a fudd more like it and probably below a bubba too. fudds at least go hunting typically, and bubbas tend to at least get some fun out of shooting recreationally fairly often and making garage abominations. i see little to no evidence that they take sport shooting (or something more tactical) seriously in any way shape or form other than buying a few things and one person filmed prancing around with poor movements while firing.

 

[farttpott]

he did.
he spent it on plastic robots.
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Spoiler: full images

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the plastic robot in question, $186

he spent $186 on a set to throw most of it on the floor. fucking hell. it wasn't even his idea, he just copied the video, but he sure chucked it with more disdain.

why keep Scylla and not Charybdis? probably overthinking it, and this dickhead doesn't know any mythologies beyond Star Wars and My Little Pony