Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AmbiTron]

Finally, I've been needing my Kevin fix all weekend! Glad to see they prematurely celebrated our demise. Guess what Kevie-boy, we back in business! Exposing that grift and grime 24/7 shoutout to the screencappers and archivists.

 

[Pronoun Party]

Toys from Target he got a few days ago.

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Have you now? E-begging on Twitter sure is grueling work.

 

[s0mbra]

This would be infuriating if his life wasn't so God damn pathetic.
Also he's ripping money out of other trannies hands sooo..

 

[Easy Peasy]

This would be infuriating if his life wasn't so God damn pathetic.
Also he's ripping money out of other trannies hands sooo..

Agree. I started to get mati, but remembered "a fool and his money are soon parted" and kevin and his fellow men are full retards

 

[Schatzi Katze]

I never realised how far Nintendo had gone into fleecing their captive autists

Seems like he has 25 or so packs from that pic,a quick search on amazon here in the UK prices them at £8 per pack,which is around $11 each

Please tell me they are signifiicantly cheaper in Burgerland,cause if not he just spent around $250 on skinner box content

Sooo fun fact if you have a way to program RFID cards and get some blank ones you can just program any Amiibo you want onto them, including nearly every Animal Crossing character. Kev here probably shelled out a few hundred there for a wrapper and a code when he could have gotten (almost) any villager he wanted for free. But consooming feels so gooood...

e:spellin'

 

[Cool Spot]

When the Animal Crossing Amiibo cards came out, they were usually on clearance in a lot of shops because at the time, the demand wasn't really there (before New Horizons came out) from what I recall. After New Horizons came out and people found out you could use them to get specific villagers for their game, the prices of the out of print packs and individual cards skyrocketed depending on the character (despite it being incredibly cheap to make your own Amiibo chips in comparison).

I think the card packs have been re-released due to the huge demand for them and popularity of New Horizons. There's a chance that Kevin could have bought a bunch on sale in bulk but also he's an idiot and probably didn't if he's mentioning that a portion of his stimulus went to that. A Google search shows that they're like $6 a pack in the US which is pretty expensive for a pack of trading cards. He probably spent approximately $150 on all those packs.

 

[lecher]

 

[AmbiTron]

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It is always so jarring for me to see that the bottom half of his face is so much wider than the top of his head. Hunchbacked, gunted body and a pear/squash of a head with a reeking medical disaster between his legs. He must be having to beat off the women with a stick. Shit, did I say women? I meant flies.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

But imagine castrating yourself for a fetish, and then ending up with no sex drive whatsoever.

The most hilarious thing about this shit is the fact that cumbrains like Kevin multilate their genitals because they think it makes them coom more. That's like wanting to be a basketball player and cutting all your fingers off. Their fetish prevents them from having any rational thought and they believe every srs lie their coomer buddies are telling them.

"Your genitals just get re-arranged!"
"You are going to have full body orgasms!"
"Gynos can't tell the difference!"
"Srs gives you a real vagina!"

Because they are addicted to their coomer fantasies they need the surgery asap. Normal people realize that scalpell + dick destruction = horrible multilation but these guys think dick butchering makes all their perverted fantasies come true. Kevin is just one out of many men who ruined their genitals because of their sick fetishes.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Anyone who is still donating needs their own adult social care worker to help them manage their money. I can’t imagine donating to someone when a 2 minute glance at their timeline shows they’ve bought more toys than the average 5 year old owns. Even if want to donate to trans causes you could find more people in genuine need with zero effort.

 

[Actinidia]

Giving their money away to be wasted by someone utterly worthless on completely trivial plastic garbage must be some kind of fetish. Otherwise, I can't think why Kevryn's paypigs wouldn't just buy local homeless people alcohol and at least get to watch some bum fights. It can't be a long-term plan to encourage Tranny Waco, nobody Kevin knows has the long-term planning skills of your average goldfish.

 

[Neko GF]

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I'm continuously shocked by how accurate @Bani's drawing is:


The facial expressions and receding hairline are practically identical.

 

[lfaw]

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i retract the previous drew carey comparison image i made. even drew has more hairline than this,

 

[Lubby Smith]

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

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Overcrowded home and plenty of room to run outside? Nah, lemme get a stairmaster to take up even more space in the living room and use it about five times.

 

[William Shatner]

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[Narr Then]

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That's an impressive gurn. Get a halter on that fucker.

He'd probably enjoy that.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Kevin has so much government gibs and paypig cash, he doesn't know what to do with it. Obviously he can't put it into a bank, that would be stupid. Investing in toys you unpackage and play with is where it's at.

"Penny, look how hard I grifted to get this for you."

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1348658241799135237(Archive)

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Do you think someone is holding up a Hot Pocket® off camera for him? I don't like shaming people that are trying to better themselves, even Kevin. So, good for you for taking some Kiwi advice and trying to slim down, buddy.

Damn, that floor looks like someone spilled an entire bottle of talcum powder on it, it's that dusty.

You'd think instead of telling him to get his fat ass onto an elliptical, Penny would hand him a mop and tell him to get his steps in by pushing it around the house.

 

[White Devil]

God, there is nothing feminine about Kevin at all. That photo just screams out of shape man.

 

[glass_houses]

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Damn, that floor looks like someone spilled an entire bottle of talcum powder on it, it's that dusty.