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What's the point of him posting images of his shitty handwritten messages? Is it just to look more pathetic?
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He might think it's more "honest" and "authentic" that way.What's the point of him posting images of his shitty handwritten messages? Is it just to look more pathetic?
I don't know how much of a deep-dive disability office would do on his bank account or even online presence, but would the fact he's earned the amount of money he has from grifting impact his eligibility of disability?Oh, to be a fly on the wall during that disability interview.
INTERVIEWER: Now then, Mr. Gagliardi, we've received your application and I have a few questions. Under "Reason for Disability" here you've put "diabetes."
LOU: That's right. I had a sore on my foot--which was fine; I just needed to put some Neosporin on it and wrap it--but then the doctor said it was because of diabetes and they removed a bone in my foot.
INTERVIEWER: Has this condition rendered you unable to perform substantial gainful activity?
LOU: I don't know what that--
INTERVIEWER: Have you lost your ability to perform significant duties over a reasonable period of time while working for pay or profit?
LOU: I don't perform significant duties for pay, because I don't have a job.
INTERVIEWER: Yes, Social Security records indicate that you haven't reported any income since 2007. Is that correct?
LOU: That's right.
INTERVIEWER: Then what's changed, Mr. Gagliardi? You're applying for disability payments because you supposedly can't work due to diabetes, yet you hadn't worked for 13 years before you even got the diagnosis. SSI is not intended to give you a bonus for coming down with a medical condition. Tell me, did you even apply for work at any time during those 13 years?
LOU: I... I live in a very transphobic community, and--
INTERVIEWER: That's not-- [looks at Lou's neckbeard, then involuntarily scoffs in disbelief] That's not what I asked, Mr. Gagliardi. When was the last time you applied for work?
LOU: I, uh, I applied for a job at a bookstore last year. But they didn't give it to me.
INTERVIEWER: One job. You applied for one job.
LOU: Yes.
INTERVIEWER (sighing heavily): Moving on. Can you explain how your recent diagnosis has incapacitated you such that you are incapable of working?
LOU: I have diabetes.
INTERVIEWER: Mr. Gagliardi, millions of Americans with type 2 diabetes live full, productive, normal lives. With proper treatment it really shouldn't impact your ability to work at all. What makes your situation different than theirs?
LOU: I'm going blind! I had to crowdfund an iPad Air 4, paypal dot me slash foxyart hashtag TransCrowdfund needsbeforewants, because I need a really big screen so I can send messages to my drunk mother who hates me!
INTERVIEWER: Have you received a diagnosis of vision loss?
LOU: I don't--I mean, it's definitely going to happen. I heard that diabetes does that.
INTERVIEWER: And even if you did, do you understand that millions of visually impaired people also live normal, fully employed lives?
LOU: No, I--look, this isn't fair! The American Disability Act says I get paid for being disabled and you have to give it to me!
INTERVIEWER: It's called the Americans with Disabilities Act, and it doesn't say that at all. I can point you to a number of resources and agencies that help line up employment opportunities for people with the kinds of impairments that you... [checks file] ... don't have.
LOU: I didn't apply for disability to get told to get a job! You're harassing me!
INTERVIEWER (sighing again): Look, Mr. Gagliardi, you're asking the American taxpayer to give you tens of thousands of dollars a year for doing nothing simply because you have an eminently treatable condition, when you yourself admit you haven't bothered to get a job for more than a decade despite being thoroughly able-bodied. I'm required to pass your application along, but if you want my advice I wouldn't recommend getting your hopes up.
[long pause]
LOU (very quietly): Transphobe. [disconnects video call]
I don't know how much of a deep-dive disability office would do on his bank account or even online presence, but would the fact he's earned the amount of money he has from grifting impact his eligibility of disability?
He forgot that one tiny "F" between "K" and "C". The Colonel is sad, Lou.
THIS is why you ARE a burden, shitstain.
Very well done. Only change I'd make is swapping out "rings" for "tweets" in the opening line.Normally I hate filk songs, but one of his new name options inspired me...
(Okay fine, Stevie inspired me. Lou was just there.)
Rhiannon rings like a cow in the night
There's Kiwis undercover
Takes to his bed when he's not right
Tucked in by undead mother
All his grifts he's never been
A woman of any sort of means
Will he get an amhole like Kevin?
Will he ever win?
Lou, you are the very definition of a burden. Not because you’re poor, trans or disabled, but because you demand that others fund a lifestyle more lavish than most people with reasonable paying jobs. You’ve had more iPads in the past year than I have had in my life. Many many times more. And this is 100% reasonable to you, and that’s why you’re a burden. Poor people are allowed to have nice things, but every single iPad ever made is not what we’re talking about here. Plus they typically EARN the nice things they have.New Twitter handle:
@karadkatt
Lou, if you are actively reading this, go fuck yourself your POS, you`re such an asshole that I `m back in the farms motherfuckers.
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That price is obviously for only one shoe as he is now bedridden for the rest of his life with a wound pump attached to his other foot. Send money!Lou, you are the very definition of a burden. Not because you’re poor, trans or disabled, but because you demand that others fund a lifestyle more lavish than most people with reasonable paying jobs. You’ve had more iPads in the past year than I have had in my life. Many many times more. And this is 100% reasonable to you, and that’s why you’re a burden. Poor people are allowed to have nice things, but every single iPad ever made is not what we’re talking about here. Plus they typically EARN the nice things they have.
Also that’s a completely reasonable price for New Balance sneakers, no matter your size. It’s actually low. Go buy cheap off brand.