Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[CheezzyMach]

He'll be the first one since Andrew Johnson, the tard who was nearly impeached and only became president because Lincoln was assassinated.

Lol and guess who Trump is now being compared to?

 

[Rorschach Test]

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

 

[Rungle]

He's gonna try and get the secret service to drive him to twitter headquarters so he can mace Jack Dorsey and get unbanned NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

I'LL SEND IN THE FBI
I'LL SEND IN THE MOSSAD
I'LL SEND IN EVERYONE IN MY POWER

 

[CheezzyMach]

I propose this thread's title be changed to "The Chris-Chan of Presidents".

 

[Cyclonus]

https://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/nicole-hemmer/articles/2015-12-21/how-the-grinch-stole-the-2016-election?context=amp

Here's an oldie but goodie. Written before the 2016 election, the Grinch (AKA Trump) runs for president. The only thing it gets wrong is showing Trump having second thoughts about whipping up xenophobia.

 

[FearsReality]

Of course, we'll probably slide into that depressive stage around the twentieth, so we'll need to be extra-respectful of those coping with loss then.

Five stages of grief have been going on and god have I been loving it

you ready for this? We got a week to wait

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

I propose this thread's title be changed to "The Chris-Chan of Presidents".

MY VP AND MITCHELL ARE ANGRY AT ME! THEY'RE BLAMING ME, IT'S MY FAULT
I ADMIT IT
I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY TERM

OFF
THE
INTERNET!!​

 

[CheezzyMach]

He'll show up on Parler or Gab or some other shit platform. Or he'll start his own which would be even more glorious.

Yeah about that...

TLDR: Trump aides tried to set up Gab and Parler accounts for him but Jared Kushner cucked them.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

 

[Thumb Butler]

Poor Donald. No fan at all, but this shows that someone had to be made a scapegoat.

 

[FencePost]

Yeah about that...

TLDR: Trump aides tried to set up Gab and Parler accounts for him but Jared Kushner cucked them.

Who's Kushner got the hook up for this time? Parler I can see because it doesn't exist right now plus it was the main base of the rioters and the handlers don't want him tied to them, even after the fact. With Gab, the only thing I can think of is Trump killing their servers with traffic with his endorsement.

 

[bobbitwyrm]

It will be impossible to weed out dissent, but I think I would rather have dissents than to have an echo chamber.

Also the chimpout from the trumper just add the cherry to this thread.

 

[The Last Stand]

Yeah about that...

TLDR: Trump aides tried to set up Gab and Parler accounts for him but Jared Kushner cucked them.

Who's REALLY in charge?

 

[bluegenius8585]

Well he will be remembered, as the POTUS who got impeached twice

 

[B1 Commander]

hmmn, yeah anyways

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

MY VP AND MITCHELL ARE ANGRY AT ME! THEY'RE BLAMING ME, IT'S MY FAULT
I ADMIT IT
I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY TERM

OFF
THE
INTERNET!!​

Pence: Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the courts... see those insurrectionists... that you let loose on the damn Capitol... they could impeach you again, and you would not be able to run in 2024...?

 

[JaneThough]

Trump as CWC and Pence as Bob is the kind of shit I want from 2021

 

[B1 Commander]

can't agree more

this does not even deserve captains log introduction

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

His twice impeachment definitely renders him a certified cow

 

[Thumb Butler]

Well he will be remembered, as the POTUS who got impeached twice

Without even spunking on his intern's dress.