Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Restrictions will lead to binging.
"You're fat you can't have that" mentality is making people fat.
Just wants to be normal.
If diets worked, there wouldn't be a billion dollar diet industry.
Hiiii, Dax!
Eating disorders are not self-inflicted.
Exactly, Laura!
Certified in intuitive eating.
Love ya, Fabio!

I heard this exact stuff from her last time I tuned in a week ago.
 
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I'll bet a meet and greet with Chantal's minions would be quite the spectacle. How many 500-pound morons will fit into a hotel meeting room? Not to mention the traffic jam of scooters jammed up in the lobby.

So this bitch is talking about the Slatons and how people like Amy and hate Tammy. She attributes this to the fact that Amy has lost weight and Tammy hasn't. Totally ignoring the fact that Tammy is a snarly bitch who undermines Amy at every turn and is openly "dating" a married man.

She's shaming us for shaming her for binging, because she says it's not her fault.
 
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Rasputin's Side Piece said:
I'll bet a meet and greet with Chantal's minions would be quite the spectacle. How many 500-pound morons will fit into a hotel meeting room? Not to mention the traffic jam of scooters jammed up in the lobby.

So this bitch is talking about the Slatons and how people like Amy and hate Tammy. She attributes this to the fact that Amy has lost weight and Tammy hasn't. Totally ignoring the fact that Tammy is a snarly bitch who undermines Amy at every turn and is openly "dating" a married man.

She's shaming us for shaming her for binging, because she says it's not her fault.
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Girl. The floor would crash the fuck through. It would be epic and make the news.
 
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Hi gorls,

it's time for my biannual OP update. I'm editing it to include more info about Peetz, because he's lamentably gone from supporting character to deuteragonist. If there's anything you think is worthy of inclusion please DM me about it. The OP is already very full and could never adequately contain all of the crazy, so expansion isn't really an option, only revision. Criticisms of my writing style are not solicited, but given certain expurgations of the administration between last revision and this one, that shouldn't be a problem. Ahem...

DM me if you've got good material for inclusion. Otherwise, I'll have it done in the next few weeks. Probably.
 
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"The doctor doesn't realize that... there's like... good carbs?!", the ogre snarls condescendingly in reference to a weight loss doctor.
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Sanctimonious, condescending, and know-it-all Chantal is the best Chantal. Just pure lunacy, pure narcissism, pure cunt. Also, the dietician appointment is next week, and so is the therapy. Let me guess, the dietician appointment is scheduled for February 30th with the therapist shortly after on the 31st.

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she needs someone to tie her down and force her to listen to the following on a loop until it's engrained in that round-ass head of hers: "A diet is not the same thing as a lifestyle. What you need is a lifestyle change, not a diet. A diet is not the same thing as a lifestyle. What you need is a lifestyle change, not a diet."
Talking about "if diets worked there wouldn't be a billion-dollar industry" yeah bitch congrats you took the first steps, now realize that you need a complete lifestyle overhaul because that's the only thing that DOES work and that's what you need, not your stupid smoothie diets.
 
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"The doctor doesn't realize that... there's like... good carbs?!", the ogre snarls condescendingly in reference to a weight loss doctor.
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This is the face of a medical expert.

Sanctimonious, condescending, and know-it-all Chantal is the best Chantal. Just pure lunacy, pure narcissism, pure cunt. Also, the dietician appointment is next week, and so is the therapy. Let me guess, the dietician appointment is scheduled for February 30th with the therapist shortly after on the 31st.
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This is so infuriating.

No, there are no "good carbs" and "bad carbs". Similarly, there are no "good sugars" (from fruit) and "bad sugars" (from candy).

There are carbs and there are sugars. Technically, they're the same thing.

Your body can utilize a certain amount of carbs. There are preferred sources of carbs (an apple is better than a teaspoon of honey because it has vitamins and fiber and stuff) and complex carbs can provide longer-lasting energy (that is, smoother spikes in blood sugar levels) than simple carbs. But at the end of the day, they're the same shit and your body can only realistically use so many of them before it has to start storing them, first in the liver, then as body fat.

Chantal's body in particular is suffering from an overdose of carbs. She desperately needs fewer carbs. No carbs, even. There are no "good carbs" that won't hurt her and "bad carbs" that will, not when she has uncontrolled diabetes AND an inability to moderate her intake/portions.

Whole wheat bread is as bad for you as refined sugar when you're eating entire loaves in one sitting and washing them down with fruit juice.

Sorry for the sperg. I just can't take the bullshit sometimes.
 
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I'm curious. If someone is subscribed to her channel and get banned, does it delete them from being counted in the number of subs?

Also, I suspect the vagisil is for itching. The label says it doesn't cure yeast infections but makes them more bearable by soothing the itching. I'm sure she has lots of yeast itchy spots so she slathers it all over her body.

If she has bedbugs, do you think they screech "beauty bite! teehee!" just before biting into her?
 
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If I've learned anything from these death fats it's that there needs to be an owner weight limit on pet ownership.
Also, I wonder if including Peetz in the title is her way of signaling that they're planning on him being a full-time YouTuber too? I think I recall her mentioning it before. Chantal is definitely going to need her own Becky soon. I don't know how they split expenses but Peetz's paycheck is at least stable and reliable. It tickles me that Chinny thinks her channel has so much growth potential.
 
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She whipping out the rat face a lot. Ugh.
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I'm firmly convinced that she has oppositional defiance behavior which she did not outgrow of as a child. On a live the other day, she was talking about how we were annoyed by her different voices so she made sure to screech Shaaam and use that dumb cat voice she uses. She was really pissed and kept talking about it.

But interestingly, it was the baby voice that she uses when manipulating peetz that was the topic in the Tiffany Sherrii video, not the cat one. So obviously while she is aware of that video, it looks like she didn't comprehend what was being said, which is no surprise.

So anyway, like any defiant toddler, she is going to "show us" that she doesn't have to listen to anyone by using the rat face and the annoying voices.

I'm curious if she will hit that 100k subscriber mark before she dies. At the rate she is going, it looks like she won't.

Eta: could some of the spots or rash on her be a lymphedema rash?
 
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