Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[teriyakiburns]

Looks like going through 2 bottles of wine a night doesn't interact well with the vaccine!

well that's me fucked

 

[NoReturn]

Lmao she's bald. You can see where the wig is lifting right off her scalp.

Man I'm wig-retarded. I can never spot the damn things. How do you guys see this stuff?

 

[Bakarina]

Man I'm wig-retarded. I can never spot the damn things. How do you guys see this stuff?

It's like a "where's Waldo" find it, the more you stare the more you wonder what the fuck is going on in the crowd

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

German woman after pfizer vaccine, horrific footage
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https://streamable.com/bsscoj#

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

A WA teacher's union president says reopening schools is an example of "white supremacy," concern over a child's mental health or suicide risk is "white privilege," and push to reopen schools is like rioters pushing to enter the U.S. Capitol.

 

[NoReturn]

A WA teacher's union president says reopening schools is an example of "white supremacy," concern over a child's mental health or suicide risk is "white privilege," and push to reopen schools is like rioters pushing to enter the U.S. Capitol.
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These pre-written things are so bizarre. Everyone knows it's something they're just reading off a document, so they tune out. It's so soulless and dispassionate. No one in this culture just talks.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

If anyone understand that scientific blabber used in those leaked e-mails, could they please rephrase them so that the rest knows what the fuck were they talking about in them?

As someone who speaks blabber and plain English in my professional world and has for a couple decades, I can tell you with complete assurance: the more blabber there is, the less the blabberer knows and the fancy words are to prevent questions.

Plain English means you understand what you’re talking about. And because you understand what you’re talking about, you can convey whatever message you want without relegating to jargon.

 

[PaleTay]

I've long ago ceased to be surprised at just HOW dumb managers and administrators are, it seems like hiring selects for abject stupidity and there's a real chicken/egg situation too where only "management types" even bother to become managers. Management types are those people who will tell you, no shit, that you should voluntarily watch their globohomocorp's mission statement video... because they watched it and it was very illuminating. Management types are basically good at nothing and their responsibilities frequently consist of retard-level phone calls and paperwork.

Anyways, imagine being so stupid that you TURN AWAY BUSINESS not because you can't fulfill the client's needs, not because you can't legally serve the client, but because the client isn't doing some meme shit and it makes you uncomfortable (mostly because you dunno what to do). Meanwhile, sales are down and the economy's not doing great, but it's OK because you can type up an extra paragraph in the TPS report about how you protected company values, or something.

I think a lot of the big corporates managed to figure this out pretty quick, because rumor has it they told their employees to knock off the mask policing. The smaller guys tend to have fewer tightass policies, but they can still be hit or miss. I was told to put on the mask at a vape shop the other day, instead I walked right out and drove 5 minutes down the street to the Paki vape where they don't wear mask or give a shit. That was my first and last time trying that shop, which doesn't appear to be turning much business either. Hilariously, they had big plastic sheets hung up over the counters too.

The purpose of management is to push mass immigration has always been my point of view. It's to make every worker as worthless as Indian/Filipino tech support and the only economic solution is to import billions of people.

 

[ADHD]

Lmao she's bald. You can see where the wig is lifting right off her scalp.

If she wears wigs then what the hell was with the thing where she got caught in a hair salon when it was supposed to be shut down?

That happened, right? This last year has been so fucking weird I'm not even sure anymore.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

They're still comparing Florida to a circle of hell from Dante's Inferno but meanwhile life is almost totally normal (eh like 75-80% normal) and people are generally happy. There aren't bodies piling up in streets, kids play on playgrounds and on basketball courts, the service industry is actually hiring, restaurants are somewhat busy, people aren't sperging out everywhere, schools have kids in them, the beaches are open, elder care homes aren't locked down like gulags, etc.

Then I hear from people in the Northeast and California how the NY Times is saying Florida is a slaughterhouse. They're afraid to leave the house because Big Brother says things are more dire than ever before, despite life just continuing as usual down here. But somehow they're the virtuous and smart ones since they're being told by the MSM that the South is dying when it's patently false.

Man, I'm glad as all hell I moved out of New England when I did, because the difference in quality of life is night and day. It took going somewhere where life wasn't being purposefully repressed to realize most things could just continue normally, yet I have to hear how only their fucked up way of life is a perfect model. That's a main reason why I don't think this will end any time soon. They've got the people in their states convinced they have to keep living like scared rabbits or else society will collapse, so they can't even consider that that isn't really the case. It's like trying to explain to a blind person the colours of a rainbow.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Holy fuck I wish these are fake, how is any doctor allowing this when they've explicitly said pregnant women aren't to be vaccinated?

 

[NyQuilninja]

German woman after pfizer vaccine, horrific footage
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Any proof to this?

 

[RMQualtrough]

I made this post on Saturday but it was lost to the downtime.

I saw two acquaintances who had covid back in December and spoke to them about their experience. Both are in their 40s, obese, have cholesterol and blood pressure issues, and are far from healthy. They said it was like the flu and both lost their sense of taste and smell (which recovered but is still dulled). Their children (2 and 4) both tested positive but were asymptomatic. They made a full recovery in three weeks and ended up taking a vacation to Disneyworld after Christmas and were able to walk around for a few days with no issues.

So when you read stories about athletes dropping dead, keep in mind that people who seem likely to be wiped out by this virus are also recovering and those stories are never going to make the news, much less the headlines.

This is actually the first illness that has hospitalized any of my friends.

Weirdly speaking of athletes, my friend is very athletic, and the neighbour's kid who had it way worse than the rest of the family is a fitness model (obv very good fitness). He didn't need to go to hospital but almost did...

It might be more about how it personally hits an individual than their fitness level, generally speaking. And it seems to be pot luck to a large extent. Considering the variance in symptoms of siblings with the same parents etc. it might not even be hereditary genes...

I've sperged about this in another WuFlu thread but I'll say it here too: my local hospital is inflating numbers, and I don't doubt a ton of others are as well so they can get big daddy government bux. Bosmadden is absolutely right, the majority of deaths are not due to Covid, and hospitals keep listing the primary cause of dead as Covid regardless of anything else.

No one in my city has been diagnosed with the flu. Isn't that interesting? Some people who went back to the hospital after Covid testing to get physicals or general checkups have learned that they were marked as dead due to Covid. One guy was somehow listed as deceased twice. It doesn't matter how unhealthy someone was, if they caught the flu or pneumonia they absolutely died because of Covid. Even people who died in car accidents were marked as WuFlu deaths. Too many lunatics are accepting those numbers as gospel and aren't questioning how or why the flu suddenly vanished.

There are tens of thousands of flu related deaths in the U.S. every year and there is no panic. Tons of idiots just whine about how the vaccine doesn't work, because they don't understand how it works, and brag about how they'll never get a shot again as they cough into their hands and leave a public bathroom without washing up. I remember when H1N1 was blazing through my city; no one cried about how we needed a vaccine, masks, social distancing, herd immunity, anything. There was nothing.

Just to make this more depressing, a lot of deaths in long-term care facilities are due to neglect. Families can't visit, some nurses don't give a damn, the ones that do have turned to heavy duty antidepressants or alcohol to cope... so yeah excuse me if I don't feel sad for some woman who was so grotesquely overweight that she needed a machine to breathe for her at night so she wouldn't crush her lungs with her own fatness.

I'm thinking you could use a false death report to your benefit probably. Tax evasion maybe? Going on the lam?

 

[JosephStalin]

Yet more bullshit from the county I live in.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CARMEL PINE CONE

January 13, 2021, 4:20 p.m.


COUNTY TELLS SENIORS VACCINATIONS WILL TAKE AWHILE

In response to Gov. Gavin Newsom's announcement this afternoon that everyone 65 and older in California would soon be eligible for the coronavirus vaccine, Monterey County spokesperson Maia Carroll issued a statement a short while ago to clarify that "soon" doesn't mean "now." (More like never, not that I care. - JS)

This is the statement in its entirety:

"Information for Those Aged 65 and Older Regarding COVID-19 Vaccine

Governor Newsom today announced that the state is prioritizing individuals 65 and older to receive the vaccine as demand subsides among health care workers. The Governor also said those in Phase 1A – health care workers and long-term care residents – remain the highest priority to receive vaccines. Demand for the vaccines continues to exceed supply.(Bullshit. - JS)

Currently, Monterey County continues to vaccinate health care workers in Phase 1a Tiers 1,2 and 3. Vaccine remains in limited supply. Monterey County’s current inventory has been dedicated to the health care worker immunization clinics occurring this week.

When there is enough vaccine to expand vaccination options, Monterey County will share that information widely along with when and how those who are eligible can get vaccinated. The Monterey County Health Department has been working for the last few months preparing for this aspect of vaccine rollout, including making plans for mass vaccination clinics. (And they STILL can't get it done! Incompetent fucks, the lot of them. - JS)

For those who are age 65 and older and are interested in getting vaccinated, the Monterey County Health Department is working in partnership with local health care providers to make vaccination opportunities available to you as soon as possible." (In 10 years! -JS)

Carroll also urged everyone to stay updated on Monterey County’s vaccination schedule by regularly checking this website: www.mtyhd.org/covidvaccine (Fuck, no, bitch! Maybe I'll check it out next year. I know this bitch has worked for the county for years but Transparent California has no pay data for her. Am sure she makes a pretty penny - of OUR tax money. Useless twat. - JS)

 

[Beavis]

Here's the latest bullshit from the county I live in. They can give my vaccination to someone else. I plan to wait a year. Not going to be anyone's guinea pig. Fuck that and fuck them.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CARMEL PINE CONE

January 13, 2021, 1:18 p.m.


NEWSOM EXPANDS VACCINE ELIGIBILITY

• Eveyone 65 and older will next group to qualify

Faced with lagging vaccination rates despite plenty of availability, Gov. Gavin Newsom announced this afternoon that he is "significantly increasing efforts to get vaccines out," including making "Californians 65+ the next group eligible to receive coronavirus vaccines." He made the announcement on his Twitter page.

It was not immediately clear when the new eligibility rules would take effect, though Newsom obviously meant to signal that it would be very soon. The Los Angeles Times has many more details. (The LA Times, like Newsom, can bite me crank! - JS)

In Monterey County, vaccination distribution has lagged far behind even the state's poor performance, and the infrastructure here seems to be nowhere near ready for mass implementation. As soon as injections are set to be available to everyone 65 and older in this county, we will report it. (Report anything you want, still not getting the shit. - JS)

A lot of people are simply going to refuse the vaxx until the government and business makes it too inconvenient not to get it. We seem to have trouble getting people in southern NV to take it. A friend that is healthy and not in a priority lane recently filled out an interest form and was contacted to get his first jab next week.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

They're still comparing Florida to a circle of hell from Dante's Inferno but meanwhile life is almost totally normal (eh like 75-80% normal) and people are generally happy.

I’m in south Florida and I’m not happy about the fact that it’s been too cold for the beach recently. Otherwise, everything is great.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I’m in south Florida and I’m not happy about the fact that it’s been too cold for the beach recently. Otherwise, everything is great.

Last Saturday night it was like 45 degrees out and I could see my breath. I like it when it gets a little chilly (also makes working out in the garage easier) but that was a little much, I agree.

 

[Plank]

They're still comparing Florida to a circle of hell from Dante's Inferno but meanwhile life is almost totally normal (eh like 75-80% normal) and people are generally happy. There aren't bodies piling up in streets, kids play on playgrounds and on basketball courts, the service industry is actually hiring, restaurants are somewhat busy, people aren't sperging out everywhere, schools have kids in them, the beaches are open, elder care homes aren't locked down like gulags, etc.

Florida is my real life "I Don't Want to Live on This Planet Anymore" meme comes to life.

Six months ago I cheerily proclaimed to every one I know that don't worry, once Florida has been open for three weeks the rest of the country will simply be FORCED to open up when it is clear that bodies are not filling the streets in the state.

I said this with CONVICTION.
I said this with AUTHORITY.
And I said this with a beautiful glimmer of hope that don't worry the nightmare will end.

LOL

There are people I have spoken to as recently as the last few weeks who when I mentioned Florida to them they responded with CONVICTION and AUTHORITY that Florida is that Republican state where everyone is dying because they aren't locking down and wearing masks. They know this because they stay informed by watching cable news.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

people are still actively pushing the concrete jungle further out

I think that overpopulation is real, but also that the elites have been using it to push more bullshit to get more power. A position that kind of follows The Narrative®, yet doesn't. Pretty much all the land on Earth that isn't Siberia, thick jungles, or empty wasteland is used.

And as others said, can you imagine living this "New Normal" in a city with no nature? Pretty much all I can do outside IRL is shop, because where I live is one giant shopping center. And all the stores around here prominently require muzzles "face masks". And like I said, the local library and community center have been "temporarily" closed for almost a year. It's likely the same in every other Clown World city, with more or less anything other than "essential business" closed.

Now can you imagine being a kid growing in an urban sprawl like that, under this "Mew Normal"? Especially one under lockdown? A year is a long time to a little kid.

Cyberpunk dystopia indeed.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

There are people I have spoken to as recently as the last few weeks who when I mentioned Florida to them they responded with CONVICTION and AUTHORITY that Florida is that Republican state where everyone is dying because they aren't locking down and wearing masks. They know this because they stay informed by watching cable news.

Who ever would have guessed that elite rich assholes who go to the same ten schools and almost all live in NY, DC, and LA and never really leave would all think the same thing while simultaneously being totally uninformed? Shocking, I know. Then the rubes who think everyone on CNN is Walter Cronkite because a camera is pointed at them just like it was in 1970 automatically believes them.

It's impossible to convince my grandfather that the NYT is entirely different than it was when he started reading it 60 years ago and hence he shouldn't take their covid hysteria about Florida as Gospel truth. When I told him I got my news about the Capitol Hill bullshit from randos live streaming it rather than some talking head being given a script by Big Brother, he looked at me like I was a sheep. Sad!