Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Arthur Morgan]

Neat, cow crossover

Bob should probably stop saying fucked up shit if he's tired of it being quoted back in his face

He has made comments showing he's aware that this isn't good for his hiring prospects, but justifies it as fighting for the superior future.

 

[thismanlies]

MCU:

Imagine if they remade Captain Planet. We'd have a solid 70 pages of Bob sperging out over people criticizing it.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

Imagine if they remade Captain Planet. We'd have a solid 70 pages of Bob sperging out over people criticizing it.

Oh god, don't give the animation industry/Hollywood any ideas here....(UGH!)

Good god, somethings need to stay in the past, whether consoomers like it or not.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Imagine if they remade Captain Planet. We'd have a solid 70 pages of Bob sperging out over people criticizing it.

Captain Planet was solid cringe made by one of the most hypocritical men on the planet. It also addressed social issues with all of the subtlety and nuance of a fish hitting a face. Bob probably likes it because it had a black and white view of reality and the cast was full of celebrity shills. I'm surprised child Bob was able to keep up with a cartoon as dark and as story-driven as Pirates of Dark Water. Maybe he identitifed with the villain, who was a major fatass who bears a resemblance to adult Bob.

 

[thismanlies]

Oh god, don't give the animation industry/Hollywood any ideas here....(UGH!)

Good god, somethings need to stay in the past, whether consoomers like it or not.

Spoiler: How Moviebob would remake Captain Planet

Okay, so here's how you reboot Captain Planet. The diversity of the characters was a good start. But the cast was too... let's say... heteronormative. You fix that by taking Linka and changing her to a Swedish climate activist played by Greta Thunberg who has a crush on Gi, played by Naomi Wu. You're gonna want to take things slow at first because you don't want the alt right chuds screaming about LGBTQLMNOP+ elements in their cartoons. You let things between them build over time and before you know it, you'll have half of Tumblr giving you free advertising by shipping them. Then you... oh wait, you want to know what this has to do with the environment? Just make the main bad guy Donald Trump and his minions a bunch of red hatted goons. Now back to the lesbians...

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

Spoiler: How Moviebob would remake Captain Planet

Okay, so here's how you reboot Captain Planet. The diversity of the characters was a good start. But the cast was too... let's say... heteronormative. You fix that by taking Linka and changing her to a Swedish climate activist played by Greta Thunberg who has a crush on Gi, played by Naomi Wu. You're gonna want to take things slow at first because you don't want the alt right chuds screaming about LGBTQLMNOP+ elements in their cartoons. You let things between them build over time and before you know it, you'll have half of Tumblr giving you free advertising by shipping them. Then you... oh wait, you want to know what this has to do with the environment? Just make the main bad guy Donald Trump and his minions a bunch of red hatted goons. Now back to the lesbians...

(ROFL) Moviebob created, Dobson approved!

 

[Tronathon242]

All of these "I enjoy 'evil' being punished" gleeful tweets are worse than I'd imagined they'd be. He is sounding more and more like Heydrich or Beria. His constant denial of what he himself wrote is also to the point of absurdity now. We here on KF and others on Twitter posting it back at him isn't harassment or slander.

 

[Vesperus]

Always funny when I see Robert cheering for, or denying, the whole cancel culture thing, specially when he himself got cancelled.

The thing about cancel culture is that it cuts both ways. Sure, having the "wrong opinions"plays a big part in the social pressure for the employers and companies to apply the so called "cancel culture".

But really, at the heart of the Cancel Culture it is just about this one thing, not having to deal with a public headache. Sure, the conservatives that get axed over this shit get a more public execution to satiate the online mob, but it has been reported that H.Rs and employers recruitament services have been weeding out candidates with overly left activism views (the SJWs if you will) to avoid any potential trouble with a volitle, angry employee with a decent reach in social media.

And that is what happend to Robert on his second time around getting the kick from the Escapist. Politics wise, Robert is just the same as the rest of the Escapist staff, which is full on woke. But of course, Robert's brand of sperg is unique to himself only.

Since nobody is goign to buy Robert talk's about "it was a mature and amicable separation" when we all know the Escapist guys just said: "Contract is over, you can have the names of your shows, bye", we can only assume they wanted to get rid of the guy, and like it or not, Robert was still the second highest video producer in terms of views on their channel (after yahtzee of course).

So the only awnser is, Robert got cancelled, he also knows what the effects that social cancelling backash has on a person, giving his whole debacle with Lindsay Ellis, and yet the motherfucker still finds "cancel Culture" funny.

So either Robert doesn't get it that he has been cancelled for a while, or he is a suberb mental gymnast to keeps this farce going. Either way, still funny to us Robert.

A few days ago the Escapist ran an article about how Doctor Who isn't woke enough

Let that roll around in your noggin for bit. Dr "White Man Bad" Who is too woke for the audience (who have mostly left), but not woke enough for The Escapist. And yet Bob was too much sperg for The Escapist to handle.

Bob is the horseshoe theory incarnate. A man so far left he's turned into Goebbels.

(And, to be fair, I'm being unkind to Goebbels . At least he owned a fitted jacket and a proper fucking shirt.)

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

A few days ago the Escapist ran an article about how Doctor Who isn't woke enough

Let that roll around in your noggin for bit. Dr "White Man Bad" Who is too woke for the audience (who have mostly left), but not woke enough for The Escapist. And yet Bob was too much sperg for The Escapist to handle.

Bob is the horseshoe theory incarnate. A man so far left he's turned into Goebbels.

(And, to be fair, I'm being unkind to Goebbels . At least he owned a fitted jacket and a proper fucking shirt.)

Goebbels was educated and smart. Most of the Nazis were. Hitler could give speeches and talk about historical and literary and artistic references easily. There have been books written about Hitler's personal library.

Bob could only dream of being a Goebbels. If Goebbels had the Ring of Nibelung, Bob has Thor: Ragnarok. It's like MLB vs a girl in kindergarten playing tee ball.

 

[Ita Mori]

It's because the people working those jobs are the most likely to agree with him. Steel working, farming, and timber work are jobs for the outdated rural folks, not the superior urban stock. His future would have robots doing the latter while people will still have service jobs so he can potentially hit on any women he sees.

Even if automation became a fully realized thing in the next five years, no chick would want to date Bob or be within 10 feet of his mountain dew/mcdonald's + 36-hours-of-not-brushing breath.
Clarisse at Starbucks would sooner suck off Billy Bob jr with the farmer's tan from rural Kentucky than rub FilmRobert's folds.

 

[Vesperus]

Even if automation became a fully realized thing in the next five years, no chick would want to date Bob or be within 10 feet of his mountain dew/mcdonald's + 36-hours-of-not-brushing breath.
Clarisse at Starbucks would sooner suck off Billy Bob jr with the farmer's tan from rural Kentucky than rub FilmRobert's folds.

Hell, there are women now who'll take a vibrator over a man. In Bob's ideal future they'll all be using an AI Orgasmatron 5000x and even us witty scholars will have comb our hair and wash.

Well, shit.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I feel bad a tiny bit for Bob in that the only way he can feel worth or of any value is to constantly screech anger at Republicans. I mean, it's the only way for him to be semi-accepted by any group.

Looks? Nah. Hes a diabetic fat fuck covered in sad doll hair remains.

Smarts? Nope. He reviews children's movies and thinks brevity is for tards. He pads so much faux-intellectual words in an attempt to look deep.

Personality? Dude is a complete dickhead and can't be in any form of relationship besides a daily jerk session with his downsy bro. I know Jack Packard and other AIDS invested people are slightly interested in him, but only because they too are empty tards who want a echo chamber for the most dumb political takes ever.

These twitter posts is the only thing he's got.

 

[Meriasek]

For a scandal to start, media needs to cover it negatively. Won't happen, since Biden is dem. Same reason Obama can tout "scandal free presidency". If Fox is the only one bashing him, he'll skate

And at the same time people will make videos like "If Trump had been reported on as negatively as Obama had been".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lick all the stink ditches Robert

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1349491703154139142

https://archive.vn/R1Kzb

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Some of you may not remember but Bob had a "personal" account that he locked for a good couple of months, maybe three quarters of a year, that he would almost every other day take swipes at people who could not see him nor clap back at him. Unlike Pete, you had to be part of his secret club to be able to see his witty retorts. It's just another case of the pot calling the kettle fat.

Peter Coffin is entitled to attack who he wants. He's blocked you because you hate him. This isn't that hard.

North Korea is a shithole where the populace is starving but Kim Jong Un remains in power because all his cronies in the military and government get to live like kings oppressing the populace and avoiding getting tossed in jail for human rights abuses, the minute Kim can't provide those benefits his ass is getting hung from his Grandfathers monument and someone else is taking charge to keep the dictatorship propped up.

I don't think Kim Jong-Un'll ever get kicked out because of all the mythology about the Paekdu bloodline and about the Kim family basically having a divine right to rule. I could definitely see the Kims becoming monarchs in name only and a junta calling the shots, or a succession crisis if Jong-Un dies without a clear heir, but I don't think that the ”Mount Paekdu bloodline” will get turfed out.

I'm sorry, but anyone who pukes up Ayn Rand shit and isn't a 17 year old edge lord is a fucking idiot.

Yeah. Anarcho-capitalism is an ideology made for teenage edgelords and the majority of ancaps just become conservatives or socialists anyway. (source: I used to be one)

Of course actually asking questions and waiting for the improved version of the vaccine gets in the way of consooming. I mean theres only 4 months to go before Black Widow and Godzila v. Kong are released and everyone NEEDS to see those on the big screen. Who cares if 10 years from now society is dealing with the side effects of the COVID vaccines? At least they got to see Scarlet Johansson in a tight leather suit fight bad guys and a giant dinosaur fight a giant monkey in the theater. Whatever societal problems occur down the line will be well worth it.

He's almost religiously attached to the concept of cinemas. For him, we'll all die if we don't go into the Holy Theatre, take communion in the form of popcorn and Coke, and worship the Almighty Capeshit.

No anti-Semitic charge against Peter Coffin? Bobby you disappoint me!

More fallout from that particular convo:
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"Rey" is right. There are persuasive reasons to do something and there are unpersuasive reasons. I've said already that the fact of the pandemic is not sufficient for people to get vaccinated; I must be assured that there are in addition good, persuasive reasons. "The vaccine has proved to be safe and effective, and is now offered for free" is a persuasive reason; "Getting vaccinated will save cinemas and ensure that MCU will go on as scheduled" is not (at least not to me).

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"Settling scores after the Autumn harvest". So far, so PRC.

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Again, how is Chris "working together" with the rest of the Enlightened Half?

Liberal propagandists are apparently "the people" now.
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"White Hezbollah". Liberals sure care so much about the victims of chemical warfare and assorted war crimes!
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It was likewise HILARIOUS when Bobby was fired. Twice.

More random libelous name-callings:
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Politics is easy if your whole world is your basement.
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Damsel Distress Alert: Bright RED!
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You have a basement too Bobby; you know what to do.

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An average unschooled, untutored Youtuber can regularly churn out vids of higher production quality than someone with an "actual College Degree on exactly these", but those guys, snazzy upstarts, are just rich kids with the latest software, seriously. Our poor, suffering, working-class Superior Futurist is the real deal!
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In other words, Bobby is too lazy to learn his tools. And he says knowledge distinguishes good from evil.

I don't know what you've learned in kindergarten, but for Bobby and "Essential media worker" Matthew Yglesias, it was "There was almost no such thing as Bad Tactics, only Bad Targets."
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Bobby is sure as ever that his species -- white cishet males who are "aware" of Catholicism -- won't land on the chopping block.
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LOL Bobby would happily part with his soda can collection to be Harvey Weinstein!

Only his Angel still stands by him.
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MCU:
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Bobby's Angels. Read his rants and give him money:
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"Traitor"
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Meanwhile Anita whatshername encounters the supreme unwokeness of Barbellea.
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1) we're Hezbollah now? Wait, I thought that according to the left the Pallies were the good guys. Does this mean that Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib will support us at every possible opportunity?
2) would be a shame if Roberto got sued for libel.
3) not much to say about him simping for Saints Anita and Alexandria other than ”hope they don't see this” so I'll move on to the next thing:
4) Facebook does what it does because it makes money. If promoting Shapiro makes money for Facebook, then they'll do it. This is basic economics.
5) whatever happened to accountability?

Spoiler: How Moviebob would remake Captain Planet

Okay, so here's how you reboot Captain Planet. The diversity of the characters was a good start. But the cast was too... let's say... heteronormative. You fix that by taking Linka and changing her to a Swedish climate activist played by Greta Thunberg who has a crush on Gi, played by Naomi Wu. You're gonna want to take things slow at first because you don't want the alt right chuds screaming about LGBTQLMNOP+ elements in their cartoons. You let things between them build over time and before you know it, you'll have half of Tumblr giving you free advertising by shipping them. Then you... oh wait, you want to know what this has to do with the environment? Just make the main bad guy Donald Trump and his minions a bunch of red hatted goons. Now back to the lesbians...

You forgot to mention AOC who comes in to save the day before falling into Bob's arms and joining his harem of boyfriend-free girls.
This is what Scientology Bob actually believes.

In Bob's ideal future they'll all be using an AI Orgasmatron 5000x

While I find sexbots an abhorrent attack on family values and [insert more tradcath sperging here] if I was a woman I'd rather fuck the Orgasmatron 5000 than Bob.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob, much like Chris with Blockbuster, probably had most of his happiest memories in a theater

Holy fuck, that is sad. If only Bob would realize how sad it is for this to be true, he would neck himself or try to somehow improve himself.
I would understand that your fondest memories are in theatres if you had a significant other and you enjoyed your time watching movies together. But for Bob it's his own infatuation with cashgrabs shat by hollywood. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if i ended up like this.

All of these "I enjoy 'evil' being punished" gleeful tweets are worse than I'd imagined they'd be. He is sounding more and more like Heydrich or Beria. His constant denial of what he himself wrote is also to the point of absurdity now. We here on KF and others on Twitter posting it back at him isn't harassment or slander.

Bob's cope is terribly strong. I know people think this place is run by internet boogeyman and we are hitmen in waiting just to ruin people's lives, but Bob's cope when people throw in his face what came from his marinated in mountain dew mouth is astonishing. And also terribly stupid.
At least Ian Miles Cheong, when he got his chatlogs thrown in his face had enough intelligence to say "We were young, edgy and we were joking a lot" which is somewhat belivable and relatable when you're an edgy teen on the internet. But Bob just turns to slander KF as if that's enough to discredit anyone's claims. Also, i remember a couple of times Bob said they were taken out of context. Has this bumbling idiot even tried to provide context?

Goebbels was educated and smart. Most of the Nazis were. Hitler could give speeches and talk about historical and literary and artistic references easily. There have been books written about Hitler's personal library.

Not only that, the average Neo Nazi these days reads a lot. Most of the stuff is heavily biased and written by ideologes, but they can still speak about history and politics in a way that the average joe might be swayed their way in the right circumstances.

Bob? Bob cannot speak about history in the last 50 years in a semi convincing manner and his ideology boils down to "Throw more science at it".

 

[Meriasek]

Spoiler: How Moviebob would remake Captain Planet

Okay, so here's how you reboot Captain Planet. The diversity of the characters was a good start. But the cast was too... let's say... heteronormative. You fix that by taking Linka and changing her to a Swedish climate activist played by Greta Thunberg who has a crush on Gi, played by Naomi Wu. You're gonna want to take things slow at first because you don't want the alt right chuds screaming about LGBTQLMNOP+ elements in their cartoons. You let things between them build over time and before you know it, you'll have half of Tumblr giving you free advertising by shipping them. Then you... oh wait, you want to know what this has to do with the environment? Just make the main bad guy Donald Trump and his minions a bunch of red hatted goons. Now back to the lesbians...

Don't forget to make Captain Planet a latina lady looking as much as AOC as the animation budget allows.

 

[The tired cat]

All of these "I enjoy 'evil' being punished" gleeful tweets are worse than I'd imagined they'd be. He is sounding more and more like Heydrich or Beria. His constant denial of what he himself wrote is also to the point of absurdity now. We here on KF and others on Twitter posting it back at him isn't harassment or slander.

Dude, even Beria would tell Bob to fuck off, at least he gave amnesty to all the politically arrested prisoners. Hell, most jail time you get for spouting Anti-Soviet shit was least 6 months, compare that to the shit Bob or his ilk spouts about their political enemies.

 

[Tronathon242]

Bob? Bob cannot speak about history in the last 50 years in a semi convincing manner and his ideology boils down to "Throw more science at it".

History is a complex array of human will, circumstance, and luck contorting into a continuous spider web. Tweak one factor, change one detail somewhere and it ripples down the line. One could spend their life time devoted to a single event and still not comprehend all of the factors involved.

Then, there's Movie Bob Chipman of Boston. He breaks everything historical down to a single event as if it's some profound way of understanding. It's as basic and infantile as his worldview which I just realized is much like the "gods and clods" speech from Kyle Broflovski.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Figured this would be appropriate

 

[Koby_Fish]

Goebbels was educated and smart. Most of the Nazis were. Hitler could give speeches and talk about historical and literary and artistic references easily. There have been books written about Hitler's personal library.

Bob could only dream of being a Goebbels. If Goebbels had the Ring of Nibelung, Bob has Thor: Ragnarok. It's like MLB vs a girl in kindergarten playing tee ball.

Ironically Bob would argue Goebbels along with the rest of the Natzees were dumb, because they were wrong and evil. Smart people are always correct and always good, ever.

Moviebob fan (and fellow Masshole) Andrew Dobson was afraid of "debate" (or discussion of opposing views) because he had a phobia that anyone who heard "alt-right talking points" (or anything remotely conservative) would be automatically brainwashed into believing it (and, like going black, there's no coming back). I wonder if Bob has the same (or a similar) exceptional idea.