Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[DelicateMageflower]

Tess is a narcissist, so Bowie is an accessory she wants to show off because she thinks it makes her look good. His autonomy is inconsequential.

 

[multiverse]

Nick said he was unable to travel to America to see his son because of Covid but Olly has been over twice in the last couple months. It’s been over a year since he’s seen his son I’m pretty sure

Nick took off in October 2019, so yes, it has been over a year since he has seen his son.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

LOL sorry to do a personal sperg, but as I've said before I'm in the fashion industry.

I started doing some marketing work for a large international plus size company recently and they sent over their tone brief. They had a section to highlight what they did NOT want to portray and in it was a picture of our Tess in workout gear & excessive accessories and the following words underneath "extra formfitting, completely disregarding what flatters the woman's unique shape and style."

I'd post it but it's a big NO-NO to share corporate materials like that. Anyway, I laughed seeing this mess as a big Do Not Want in a professional capacity.

I think Tess is perfect model to test the durability of the fabric.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I think Tess is perfect model to test the durability of the fabric.

Whoever creates that spandex to fit Tess’s monstrous girth deserves a medal. Spandex that strong can have so many uses. Scientists everywhere should be studying Tess when she wears the spandex Fabletics gear and consider using the material for other things besides clothing, seeing as it can withstand the pressure from a beluga like Tess. This should be Tess’s new calling. She should be testing things like spandex for the scientific minds out there, and then donating her body to science when she dies to learn more about the effects of long-term morbid obesity.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Whoever creates that spandex to fit Tess’s monstrous girth deserves a medal. Spandex that strong can have so many uses. Scientists everywhere should be studying Tess when she wears the spandex Fabletics gear and consider using the material for other things besides clothing, seeing as it can withstand the pressure from a beluga like Tess. This should be Tess’s new calling. She should be testing things like spandex for the scientific minds out there, and then donating her body to science when she dies to learn more about the effects of long-term morbid obesity.

If she’s willing, she can put that in her non-existent resume as Science contributor in Material Science.
But who am I kidding, she’s too narcissistic to admit that she’s way too fat and the only gig she can do is a lab rat

 

[taintmisbehavin]

I'll never understand why women let so many strangers around their children. It's your job as a mother to protect that child any way you can, and that includes keeping them away from strange people who might molest them. Sure not every man is going to molest your child, or every woman, but it's best to err on the side of caution when a single incident can ruin your child's entire life. How many of our cows were victims of molestation or rape themselves? It ruins you.

This tends to be a trait of trashy whores particularly trashy fat whores, and, well, we have Exhibit A right here.

 

[multiverse]

LOL sorry to do a personal sperg, but as I've said before I'm in the fashion industry.

I started doing some marketing work for a large international plus size company recently and they sent over their tone brief. They had a section to highlight what they did NOT want to portray and in it was a picture of our Tess in workout gear & excessive accessories and the following words underneath "extra formfitting, completely disregarding what flatters the woman's unique shape and style."

I'd post it but it's a big NO-NO to share corporate materials like that. Anyway, I laughed seeing this mess as a big Do Not Want in a professional capacity.

This is especially hilarious considering that Tess isn't supposed to be some random small time instagrammer who got a sponsorship but has no real industry experience and is thus a poor brand ambassador. She was proclaimed the very first size 22 SUPERMODEL, was previously represented by a legitimate agency who gave her loads of media training, and worked with a number of well known brands for a period of three or four years. The fact that she still blows as a model and lacks even the most basic basic fashion sense is a testiment to just how dull she is; very young teens given that amount of training and experience can pick the job up with no issue. And yet here is a full adult woman claiming to have made this gig a career, and she ends up being the poster child for how NOT to chose a model or a brand ambassador.

 

[Vastly Amused]

Whoever creates that spandex to fit Tess’s monstrous girth deserves a medal. Spandex that strong can have so many uses.

As tight as she wears activewear, spandex that strong would be murder for her to pull on and off and tuck her pendulous, intractable pudge into. One of these days, she's going to tear a tendon or labrum getting dressed.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

LOL sorry to do a personal sperg, but as I've said before I'm in the fashion industry.

I started doing some marketing work for a large international plus size company recently and they sent over their tone brief. They had a section to highlight what they did NOT want to portray and in it was a picture of our Tess in workout gear & excessive accessories and the following words underneath "extra formfitting, completely disregarding what flatters the woman's unique shape and style."

I'd post it but it's a big NO-NO to share corporate materials like that. Anyway, I laughed seeing this mess as a big Do Not Want in a professional capacity.

this makes me want to find out what company this is so I can buy from them. LOL Good for them for having some damn sense.

 

[AbraCadaver]

this makes me want to find out what company this is so I can buy from them. LOL Good for them for having some damn sense.

That should be their entire advert.

“Buy from us, we’re the ones who think THIS is fucking ridiculous.” (Picture of Tess in “exercise” clothes)

 

[Miss Misery]

One of these days, she's going to tear a tendon or labrum getting dressed.

Flabletics is liable for NO ONE's labrum.

 

[fuzzdew]

Nick said he was unable to travel to America to see his son because of Covid but Olly has been over twice in the last couple months. It’s been over a year since he’s seen his son I’m pretty sure.

I don't think he'd visit Bowie even without the restrictions, but citing the Australian Government:

"Australians and permanent residents. If you are an Australian citizen or a permanent resident you cannot leave Australia due to COVID-19 restrictions unless you have an exemption.

• your travel is as part of the response to the COVID-19 outbreak, including the provision of aid
• your travel is for your business/employer
• you are travelling to receive urgent medical treatment that is not available in Australia
• you are travelling outside Australia for a compelling reason for three months or longer
• you are travelling on compassionate or humanitarian grounds
• your travel is in the national interest. "

 

[multiverse]

Huh, sounds like Olly is having a grand old time at Tess’s place... "9th Circle of Hell" is indeed a home with a near feral child and two competing narcissists. It also sounds like Olly is having a nascent munchie period; it would be the most delicious schadenfreude if Ryann ended up with a mooching long term houseguest of her own.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Huh, sounds like Olly is having a grand old time at Tess’s place... "9th Circle of Hell" is indeed a home with a near feral child and two competing narcissists. It also sounds like Olly is having a nascent munchie period; it would be the most delicious schadenfreude if Ryann ended up with a mooching long term houseguest of her own.
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This explains why Olly is shacking up with Tess: Olly is so miserable and narcissistic that Tess is the only one who will take her in. Gotta get that queer cred y’all! It’s just two losers mutually taking advantage of each other under the guise of friendship.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Did Olly jump across the pond just to loaf around at Tess's place? Aren't they supposed to have a career of some kind? Every time I see them they're just lazing around.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

I think Olly has been in the States the whole time "working on her career" as a queer, trans, alphabetperson moddel. Being a lesbian isn't very woke, you have to be queer and non-binary. Of course she is also deeply unhappy and insane (a clear LEO youguize!!!!!). Instead of working that out with a therapist, she does this - living with a morbidly obese has-been, thinking she will have a career over here.

Good luck Olly, I'm sure your plan won't backfire at all.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I think Olly has been in the States the whole time "working on her career" as a queer, trans, alphabetperson moddel. Being a lesbian isn't very woke, you have to be queer and non-binary. Of course she is also deeply unhappy and insane (a clear LEO youguize!!!!!). Instead of working that out with a therapist, she does this - living with a morbidly obese has-been, thinking she will have a career over here.

Good luck Olly, I'm sure your plan won't backfire at all.

She's a model? Who would want someone with that many nasty tattoos modeling their clothing? It's even all over her hands, so it's not like she can be one of those androgyne baggy clothes with sleeves models.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Looking at Olly's last couple of photos - has he always used that same dead eyed, slack jawed, open mouth face Tess favors? Honestly, save for some very specific modelling shots, that look doesn't work.

If anything, it reminds me of someone who's just successfully gone to the bathroom after a bad bout of constipation... they're worn out but relieved.

That or they're just brain dead. It doesn't depict a model doing their best to sell a look.

 

[multiverse]

She's a model? Who would want someone with that many nasty tattoos modeling their clothing? It's even all over her hands, so it's not like she can be one of those androgyne baggy clothes with sleeves models.

She's got five bloody agencies. Most high fashion models aren't pretty in the face, just thin with strong bone structures. However, fashion weeks are very limited right now and a lot if high street brands are shifting away from them as they've become a waste of cash and many have moved away from two big collections per year.

Ollie came over this summer and has been bumming around LA, NYC and Canada with friends for the past 6 months. I imagine she's worn out her welcome with all other options since she's back at Tess’s place sleeping ona toddler bunk bed.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Tess trying to be sexy again