Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[pussy raptor]

The obsession with "vaginal" depth in troons is fucking hilarious. Natal women talk about TMI shit too, sure. We might even discuss details of our sex lives with friends and such, but we dont get together with rulers and compare vagina depth. Women usually don't care (or even know) how deep their vagina is as long as it's healthy and functioning and they are sexually satisfied.

It's literally a dick measuring contest but with weird troon delusion flavour. This is typical, immature male incel/virgin behaviour. It's so obvious that Kevin is just coping with having a small dick, but instead of dick it's a small "vag" now. Pathetic.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

I cringe whenever Kev-Kev tries to speak as if he understands what it's like to be an adult and have actual finical problems. In his case, the stimulus check is just another form of an allowance. He still lives like a child, completely dependant on others and having no financial management skills what so ever. The actual amount of Trump/ Biden bux he should be getting is somewhere around $0.

Indeed he followed up with this too



This fuck seems to believe that hes entitled to live entirely off of Govt gibs.

Its not even as if he seriously views the issue through a socialist lens or whatever,he just wants a tugboat to pay for his toys/coomer content/vidya/what other weebs shit he wants ontop of normal people shit like food/bills ect.


He's had zero effort free money from his inheritance all year that he has spent on absolutely frivolous throwaway junk and does fuck all around the tranch,despite it supposedly being 'Self sustaining' but its never enough!

On the subject of the tranch,wont they have to file taxes that are on the public record now that they are receiving contracts from the local Govt for the recycling grift?

 

[stupid frog]

How has no one copied Kev's photo from the news thread to here yet, well here it is:

Look at all the crap in that corner.

 

[Easy Peasy]

How has no one copied Kev's photo from the news thread to here yet, well here it is:

Look at all the crap in that corner.

That pillow is filthy.

 

[Livecorpse]

How has no one copied Kev's photo from the news thread to here yet, well here it is:

Look at all the crap in that corner.

I want to know how much dust has built up on the piles of kids junk around the ranch. We know they never clean.

You'd need a leaf blower to clear all that dust out.

 

[Great Monkey King]

How has no one copied Kev's photo from the news thread to here yet, well here it is:

Look at all the crap in that corner.

They knew a freaking reporter was coming and couldn’t even make the bed

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Holy shit that puff piece on the ranch is glorious, I need more time to digest it but it’s pretty spaz-tacular. Penny in a wheelchair is the real icing on the cake

Chuds BTFO


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i’ve come up with another hypothesis why kevin refuses to dilate regularly. It’s not because he’s so lazy, It’s because he deeply deeply regrets his “neo vag” and is avoiding going anywhere near it.


The same way that someone will put off opening letters or emails from debt collectors or just avoiding going near something you know you fucked up. Kevin is completely avoiding going anywhere near his man cave because of that sinking feeling he gets when you know you fucked up and don’t want to confront it.

Spoiler: Another example of avoiding mistakes

slight PL but I had a friend who bought a boat, He almost immediately regretted buying it. Even though he owned the boat out right, he would basically refused to use it because he hated how it reminded him of an impulse decision he made.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

That pillow is filthy.

And therein lies the answer to the mystery of Kevin’s deteriorating face flesh. That pillow (it looks to be sans pillow case but I could be wrong) is harboring all the bacteria and sloughed-off, fermenting amhole goo and it definitely goes right up against Kevvie’s face. Jen’s face is nowhere NEAR as busted as Kevin’s looks to be, so I assume he replaces his own pillow case semi regularly.

Kevryn (which will never not sound like a too-obvious parody of a troon’s new name), or whoever distills this thread to you on your behalf: change your fucking pillowcase, you animal. I swear, hand to heart, you will look so much better if you stopped marinating your face in dried wound discharge. If you truly were a cute and precious laydee, you would give half a diaper shit that your face looks like the ghost of an elderly gas station attendant someone sees behind their reflection in an abandoned truck stop bathroom mirror.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Chuds BTFO

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Smh. These idiots. If amhole doesn't heal shut why do they have to dilate for hours after surgery in the first place?? Kevin, you fucking numbskull, your amhole getting tighter IS your body trying to close the wound and it has done a great job so far.

Also that old creep with the dildo.

Of course he had to include a creepy picture of himself smiling like a rapist with a blue dildo in his hand.

Note the contradiction here - if dilating with a dildo is "more fun" than sticking a plastic rod into the amhole then this old agp pervert would brag about doing it every day but nope it's just "at least" once per week.

Because it's still not "more fun". Also dildos and dicks are way softer than dilations rods so grandpa autogynephile here is fucking his amhole up and is proud of it.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

> Using nail polish, Bonnie painted the colors of the Transgender Pride Flag on her Ruger-57 semi-automatic pistol.

Jesus. The 5.7mm round used in these guns is basically like a .22 Magnum, but pointlessly expensive. It's only real purpose is rifle-like armor penetration in a sidearm, but that needs the fancy steel core AP rounds that are basically unobtanium on the civilian market. Without that it's a glorified rabbit gun. And not only too special for common defensive rounds, they were too special to buy the FN pistol that the round was made for, they just NEEDED the new unproven Ruger. I can't imagine how they can actually afford to shoot that pistol right now, with the way the ammo market is right now. Troonblinkas are clearly where it's at, I must be in the wrong line of work.

Christ. Even when they think they're going to catch night raids from the local transphobes, there isn't a single thing in the world that can make a troon take it seriously. Why would self-defense be any different from their more day-to-day delusions?

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Jesus. The 5.7mm round used in these guns is basically like a .22 Magnum, but pointlessly expensive. It's only real purpose is rifle-like armor penetration in a sidearm, but that needs the fancy steel core AP rounds that are basically unobtanium on the civilian market. Without that it's a glorified rabbit gun. And not only too special for common defensive rounds, they were too special to buy the FN pistol that the round was made for, they just NEEDED the new unproven Ruger. I can't imagine how they can actually afford to shoot that pistol right now. Troonblinkas are clearly where it's at, I must be in the wrong line of work.

Christ. Even when they think they're going to catch night raids from the local transphobes, there isn't a single thing in the world that can make a troon take it seriously. Why would self-defense be any different from their more day-to-day delusions?

I’m sorry, but NAIL POLISH?!!! Nail polish. Nail. Polish. On a gun.

Fuckin gun-toting tranny not knowing that cerakote exists.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I’m sorry, but NAIL POLISH?!!! Nail polish. Nail. Polish. On a gun.

Fuckin gun-toting tranny not knowing that cerakote exists.

Just wait until one of them gets bored of the gucci varmint pistol and tries some UwU engravings, dremel style. Nothing like ruining a $700 hunk of plastic for some sweet dickgirl carvings.

 

[CheesyBoy]

I’m sorry, but NAIL POLISH?!!! Nail polish. Nail. Polish. On a gun.

Fuckin gun-toting tranny not knowing that cerakote exists.

The guns are likely just fashion accessories. They own them purely for the aesthetic of being "self sufficient badass women".

 

[remiem]

That Transformer was ordered months ago, I remember seeing it before. But I don't know if it was a pay up front or on release thing.

Pre-orders on big bad are a pay on shipment for most items. This being a specialty product might have different rules because of cost though. It's fairly standard on higher ticket items for a lot of toy stores to have a fee to claim one- usually a 40$ non-refundable reservation fee with the rest due before shipment. This being very high price it might be higher. Depends on where he's purchasing it as well.

Frankly given he's a collector his way of display is less than stellar, although it's about right for him as a person. If you're forking out that much for toys you'd think you'd spring for lighted display cabinets that are glass to keep them dust free and away from pets. Although given the door appears to be a curtain, cheap particle board shelving is probably to be expected.

They have cats right? This just screams come, knock me off! For some wayward feline.

 

[Humpty hump]

A year ago, transgender rancher Penny Logue found the dome. Fed up with a hostile landlord in the city and fearful for their safety amid record-high deaths in the transgender community nationwide, Logue and her business partner, Bonnie Nelson, sought refuge in the rural, open rangelands."

Wait, the “hostile landlord” referred to in the article was Bonnie’s landlord, right? Because in Penny’s blog posts about his life, he mentions owning his own home (“me and my sister bought a duplex together”) (“I was not financially stable, but I did own my own home“). And, if I remember correctly from an earlier article, he mentioned that he sold his house to fund the ranch.

 

[Billy Herrington]

Imagine this being your crowning achievement

Every day, his roommates are out working hard on the tranch trying to create some semblance of a sustainable life and this dipshit is putting his toys everywhere.
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According to BigBadToyStore, Unicron goes for $849.99. I guess all of that e-begging was for his latest toymergency.
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One thing that strikes me about this is that it doesn't even look good. Kev really spends hundreds per toy and then he just throws them on some high-up shelf in whatever order they fit, to collect dust forever? How is he going to prevent his $800 brittle plastic robot statue from falling off the shelf and shattering to pieces when he - or one of the other flat-footed apes he lives with - stomps around the tranch a little too hard in an autistic fury over being misgendered on the Internet?

You're spending as much on some of these toys as most people spend on their first car, at least present it like you are.

 

[Miss Misery]

You're spending as much on some of these toys as most people spend on their first car, at least present it like you are.

At least people drive their first car.

 

[RIP Tranch]

He is also still sperging about the stimulus

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Indeed he followed up with this too

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I was curious what it would look like if we put Kevin's manchild brain in proper context and he used a more honest currency to measure his troubles:

 

[stupid frog]

They have cats right? This just screams come, knock me off! For some wayward feline.

tbh the moment I saw his pics I hoped a cat would knock them all down.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

They let their chickens get killed. Kinda makes you wonder how they treat the rest of their livestock. Or what they're eating themselves. Don't they have a bunch of cats and dogs too?

There's snow on the ground in those pics. No way they have enough hay to keep all those alpacas fed this winter.

I wonder who actually owns the place? Is it Kevin?