US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Is that you again, 4chan?
 
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Zero Day Defense said:
Maybe it'll be worth it if the next four years includes regular clowning on Kamala for being a political prostitute.
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Being a politician is bad enough, but her being a prostitute on top of that makes her the lowest of the low.

She looks like an extra from Breaking Bad from the episode when Walt picks up Jessie from a shooting gallery. Except she's dressed in a pant suit.
 
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You're acting like there's female politicians out there who don't fuck or suck their way to the top. FFS we almost had a Madam President who had only gotten where she was thanks to marrying an up-and-coming Arkansas politician. Leaving her out of matters, how many blowies do you think Pelosi gave out when she was younger and half-fuckable?
 
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Snekposter said:
You're acting like there's female politicians out there who don't fuck or suck their way to the top. FFS we almost had a Madam President who had only gotten where she was thanks to marrying an up-and-coming Arkansas politician. Leaving her out of matters, how many blowies do you think Pelosi gave out when she was younger and half-fuckable?
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If every female politician has gotten where they are by giving handies and/or blowies, they all deserve to be clowned on.
 
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If every female politician has gotten where they are by giving handies and/or blowies, they all deserve to be clowned on.
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Golda Meir and Thatcher probably never did that. One because she had integrity and got where she was on her own merits, and the other because she was hideous even by the standards of her people.
 
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FunPosting101 said:
This is as inevitable as it is dangerous. Impeachment is going to become a political weapon that both sides use frequently now. Furthermore, and even scarier, if half the country will always have cause to think a president is illegitimate, (and there are plenty of reasons to think that about Biden) then mass-scale political violence (the kind that makes the capitol "riot" look like a polite disagreement between friends) will also become inevitable.
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If only someone had warned them like in dozens and dozens of speeches and op-eds about the subject. Oh whale!

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I have zero faith in this woman to fry an egg, much less kickstart a viable impeachment and trial.

Mark my words, she will be squeezed out, primaried, and/or marginalized within the GOP, it will not be funny. She doesn't realize that she's making her own skeleton closet by virtue of being a federal politician, same as everyone else there (which is part of why decorum even matters in Congress), except unlike everyone else whose skeletons are intellectual and difficult to understand, hers will be the likes of "i am an active conspiracy theorist that wastes the little guy's tax dollars and embarasses my own political party, making it more difficult for us to accomplish anything". She will find no support from her party, and the whips won't even need to twitch their fingers to make sure of that.

also i don't like her face
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Possible but once she falls another could step forward to take her place. Impeachment is a weapon now, we've been taught that. Why shouldn't the Republicans make use of it?
 
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I recall Crying Chuck being for it, joining hands with Orange Man for once, but not being able to overcome Turtle Mitch.
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That was only after the original omnibus passed, after the election, so the Dems could pretend they weren't holding anything up to start with for said election.
 
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