Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Next Task]

Nah, That'd require her to work. She'd like the power to lord over people, but she wouldn't even put in the effort for a campaign.

Exactly like Brianna Wu, then.

 

[Water-T]

Exactly like Brianna Wu, then.

Except Chelsea doesn't have a screaming chink midget to bankroll her or do the footwork for her.

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Chelsea also doesn't have Larry Flynt money either , Just an army of simps and no gag reflex

Except Chelsea doesn't have a screaming chink midget to bankroll her or do the footwork for her.

 

[AnOminous]

Nah, That'd require her to work. She'd like the power to lord over people, but she wouldn't even put in the effort for a campaign.

Luckily she'd have to suck literally millions of dicks to get elected and she's not that energetic.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Funny that people are comparing GamerGate to the latest terrorism that's been happening today.
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> Marginalized

I see two white girls

 

[Henry Bemis]

If Chelsea can’t suck or fuck her way to a position of power or even a job, she has no idea how to do it.

How about IKEA clerk? That's all about putting Rod A into Slot B.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

If Chelsea can’t suck or fuck her way to a position of power or even a job, she has no idea how to do it.

You wouldn’t fuck this thing with a stolen dick

 

[cybertoaster]

Cleaning an old drive I found this

Blast from the past, the archive links still work too

 

[PhantomDiploma]

Well ascksually talking about vidya games is a sign of the TERROR LURKING JUST BENEATH THE SURFACE BIGOT

Zoe and her exes, she just can't leave them be. Now she's salty that those GamerGate assholes got all the credit for this culture of woman abuse when her Alex Lifschitz actually did the fucking work!

Spoiler: Why would Zoe have stuck with this man, though? They're just so different.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

I'm still waiting for that proof that Zoe was ever a six.

I don't know what happened on this particular day, what magic was in the air...how much water weight was temporarily gone...
But without a backstory and with a belly full of bourbon, I would message this picture back at 2:45 AM. Hence, a 6/10.

 

[Dickens Cider]

I don't know what happened on this particular day, what magic was in the air...how much water weight was temporarily gone...
But without a backstory and with a belly full of bourbon, I would message this picture back at 2:45 AM. Hence, a 6/10.

Safety goggles- cause 5 dicks in the eye huuuuuuuuurrrrrts! Or a safety poster from OSHA that russel Greer might see when he goes to the whore house. We could totally make that poster...

 

[Least Concern]

Safety goggles- cause 5 dicks in the eye huuuuuuuuurrrrrts! Or a safety poster from OSHA that russel Greer might see when he goes to the whore house. We could totally make that poster...

I'm pretty sure the glasses are fake. One of many elements of this photo which exists only in a PSD file.

 

[cybertoaster]

Safety goggles- cause 5 dicks in the eye huuuuuuuuurrrrrts! Or a safety poster from OSHA that russel Greer might see when he goes to the whore house. We could totally make that poster...

She can only swallow so many loads until one goes into her eye

 

[RollingRock]

 

[Dean Pentel]

I don't know what happened on this particular day, what magic was in the air...how much water weight was temporarily gone...
But without a backstory and with a belly full of bourbon, I would message this picture back at 2:45 AM. Hence, a 6/10.

She's a 6 only if you're using the late, great Patrice O'Neal's 30 point scale.

 

[cybertoaster]

She's a 6 only if you're using the late, great Patrice O'Neal's 30 point scale.

The fat knight, slayer of basic bitches, destroyer of whiny cunts

Greatest black man to ever live

 

[AprilRains]

I don't know what happened on this particular day, what magic was in the air...how much water weight was temporarily gone...
But without a backstory and with a belly full of bourbon, I would message this picture back at 2:45 AM. Hence, a 6/10.

That's a terrible definition of a 6. The great majority of people settle down with a 6 or less. What you've just described is a 4, as I understand the system of reckoning.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

That's a terrible definition of a 6. The great majority of people settle down with a 6 or less. What you've just described is a 4, as I understand the system of reckoning.

Yeah, a 6 is just above average in terms of looks for me personally. A few nice features but mostly plain. Certainly not someone you would only fuck if you were drunk. Though I'm pretty sure that description would fit a 2, someone you could only fuck wasted. To me a four is a "... Meh, I could do worse" and then you go back to her place for the night so she won't know where you live.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I don't know what happened on this particular day, what magic was in the air...how much water weight was temporarily gone...
But without a backstory and with a belly full of bourbon, I would message this picture back at 2:45 AM. Hence, a 6/10.

Yeah, if this was the only picture I had ever seen of her, I could kind of see 6. This is by far the best picture of her though and she hasn't come closed to looking anywhere this good at any point, so whatever MySpace voodoo she pulled off for this is impressive.

Quinn's roughly a 4. Maybe 5 at the peak of her "fitness" phase years ago.

 

[BrigadeLeader]

4 on the downward slope into a 3.
5 is average by the logic of a 1-10 scale. Average, let alone above average this bitch is not, and she is declining even more now.