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Hades is a roguelike. He probably thinks god mode is for pussies. Can't have that on macho man stream. Only Lightning spell cheese permitted on macho man stream!
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Generic_Detractor2021
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LMFAO!! "Sadly, Michael, as much as I'd like to accept your 4 dollar tip, cause I need it". Timestamp 1:25
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Do we know if DSP actually refunds these unverified tippers? Something tells me he's doing nothing about them and just hoping no chargeback comes through
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I bet Khet looooooooves being Phil's wife, best friend, roommate, and personal maid and chef, as well as the breadwinner in the household (income spent on sweaty JPEGs isn't income). I bet she loves being all those things at once, and feels no resentment about it at all. I bet she loves doing it basically 24/7, and extra on Tuesdays.
Why have separate friends with unique and diverse interests, points of views, and experiences? Just hang around the same banal personality and expect them to be constantly emotionally present for you and you alone. Bing bong so simple.
I bet she's also gonna love when the car breaks down or Jasper has to go to the vet or her PC kicks the bucket and finds out there's no fucking money for anything important in their household.
Why have separate friends with unique and diverse interests, points of views, and experiences? Just hang around the same banal personality and expect them to be constantly emotionally present for you and you alone. Bing bong so simple.
I bet she's also gonna love when the car breaks down or Jasper has to go to the vet or her PC kicks the bucket and finds out there's no fucking money for anything important in their household.
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Generic_Detractor2021
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Not to keep bringing up old shit, but for me, the epitome of Phil's delusion put on display was that time he claimed he would be able to out maneuver Mike Tyson because he's "old". LMAO
And then like the next month Tyson releases some footage back in the gym. I don't know a lot about boxing but I still wouldn't want to be in the ring if I knew how to box.
tzgnilki
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"I never said that" - also Phil when someone brought it up, lol
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I think at this point Phil has demonstrated that he will defend his EVO 2005 SSF2T 4th "Top American player" placement delusions forever, even though he got his ass kicked on the arcade version in the impromptu tournament later that night. He's completely delusional about it. He will say black is white to defend it, or "only the arcade version is legitimate, except for that time I came in 4th 'Top American player' place on a shitty PS1 port."
Instead I wish people would shit on him for using Champion Edition Bison in the qualifiers for EVO 2006 Hyper Street Fighter 2. This is where Phil claims that he "proved" himself and proved that his 2005 performance "wasn't just a fluke." He went to many East Coast qualifiers that year and got 1st place. . .with CE Bison, which Phil has since called "the most cheesy-ass version ever" and "that was a broken character if I've ever seen one." This version of Bison has an infinite lockdown hit-string, and the Psycho Crusher does so much chip-damage that it does the same amount whether you block it or not and it crosses you up. . .and Phil admits all these things when he tells the story about how he picked CE Bison in the finals and lost against Tokido who also picked CE Bison when he saw what Phil picked.
I would like to hear Phil's narcissistic delusions defending how he "proved" himself using CE Bison. Look at Phil playing this broken character and ask how this proves anything. It's literally: Spam Psycho Crusher or spam infinite kick hit-string. He abused things about a weird port in 2005 and 2006, and lost to Tokido both times.
Instead I wish people would shit on him for using Champion Edition Bison in the qualifiers for EVO 2006 Hyper Street Fighter 2. This is where Phil claims that he "proved" himself and proved that his 2005 performance "wasn't just a fluke." He went to many East Coast qualifiers that year and got 1st place. . .with CE Bison, which Phil has since called "the most cheesy-ass version ever" and "that was a broken character if I've ever seen one." This version of Bison has an infinite lockdown hit-string, and the Psycho Crusher does so much chip-damage that it does the same amount whether you block it or not and it crosses you up. . .and Phil admits all these things when he tells the story about how he picked CE Bison in the finals and lost against Tokido who also picked CE Bison when he saw what Phil picked.
I would like to hear Phil's narcissistic delusions defending how he "proved" himself using CE Bison. Look at Phil playing this broken character and ask how this proves anything. It's literally: Spam Psycho Crusher or spam infinite kick hit-string. He abused things about a weird port in 2005 and 2006, and lost to Tokido both times.
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Generic_Detractor2021
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I disavow this person and their message, for the record.
Edit: I deleted the screen shot (so not to cause Null any trouble, just in case), but check Phil's Twitter. Somebody sent him a death threat, again.
Edit: I deleted the screen shot (so not to cause Null any trouble, just in case), but check Phil's Twitter. Somebody sent him a death threat, again.
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I don’t believe these messages that Phil is posting to Twitter all of a sudden. What reason does Phil have for posting these, that doesn’t even have any email features in it, no identification, when he has low tips and needs something to drum up support from his normie fans as well as the paypiggies?
Let me lead you through my logic here. Guess what, you can be randomly killed at any time. That’s just fact. And everyone knows a more serious killer would not telegraph their intentions like this. So that is why I am inclined to believe this is definitely some guy trolling Phil using proton mail, if it is even a real email sent by someone and not written by Phil. At least, Phil should try his best to not let this affect him, although I know he will use this to beg for more money tomorrow. Also, Nice 5 minute police reaction time...that shit is not gonna save you Phil. Not to be callous but unless Phil’s house is a fucking maze there is nothing the police can do if they arrive in 5 minutes, and this guy would be able to get in, do his business, and get out with plenty of time to spare.
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Assuming this isn't a troll which it probably is its most likely from a jilted fan. His psycho fans and former fans are far more dangerous than any actual tractor.
Anyone who has any sort of notoriety these days gets occassional to regular threats. Some like to pull these messages out for sympathy when convenient.
Make no mistake....phil is a pig in shit over this. Nothing like internet threats for sympathy and bux and to further demonize his critics.
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"Google is my friend when it comes to sneaking techniques"
"Don't take it personal"
Holy fuck I thought the "nothing personal kid" was just a meme. But apparently there are actually autistic ninjas out there waiting sneak up on people and stab them
tzgnilki
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null recently posted something, if you're glorifying violence, you're b&
it stemmed from the polfags inciting violence, and the fbi contacted him for info on the users
be careful pedes even though it's a troll
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Whoever is doing this, fucking stop.
This part though:
Wont contact the police but informs all of twitter? Wtf.
Phil you're receiving death threats; fucking phone the police.
Is he worried the phone operator is going to be "oh wait its the guy" or something?
This part though:
Wont contact the police but informs all of twitter? Wtf.
Phil you're receiving death threats; fucking phone the police.
Is he worried the phone operator is going to be "oh wait its the guy" or something?
tzgnilki
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Its interesting the initial post doesn't use so much " -- " but the other post is riddled with them.
"Google is my friend when it comes to sneaking techniques"
Reminds me of something google translate would come out with. Probably an ESL person, if its not actually google translate its something that would make perfect sense in their language but seems nonsensical in English.
The possibilities are its 2 people or one person trying to distinctly type / talk differently to make it seem like 2 different people.
Either way its autistic as fuck and they need to stop.
Generic_Detractor2021
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Should I delete it? It obviously doesn't have anything to do with me, but I think I understand what you're saying. Why give Null more problems than he already has.
Nm. I went ahead and edited it. Thanks for the heads up.
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"I can talk about it on stream tomorrow, but we're taking all precautions"..
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LostMy1stAccount
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Also the "Since I'm going to do suicide" line.
Now, English is my 3rd language so I might be wrong, but this just doesn't sound human to me.
I think it has more to do with, you're not allowed to be the one making threats. I'd at least reword your post to be like "oh no thats terrible".
Saying things escalated could be construed as a glorification / memeing on someone making death threats.
Paging @actually as well to get a mods opinion.
I mean it is a verb in this context so its something you do, but like no native English speaker would say "doing suicide" over "committing suicide".
And say what you want about superhound but their English is mostly on point.
Yours is pretty good as well friend
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