- Joined
- Nov 29, 2020
I know many here have gripes with him and are much more involved in the whole Baked lore or whatever. I really can't say that I am, since I was always just a habitual watcher of his streams, I guess every few months I'd recall about him and go check up on what's he doing, check out a livestream or two and be done with it. So as a unbiased outside spectator, and given that I know of his Milo connection, and Milo's connection to Mercer family and Bannon (hand rubbing intensifies check), it will actually be MORE epic if he dodges the federal bullet. That will only put more icing on the cake of the Baked.
As I said before, this whole Baked arc is a Hollywood movie - and I mean that in a literal sense, because oy vey Hollywood as we know it is falling apart, so a movie about someone like Baked might actually be something they'll go for, although it definitely wouldn't be produced fairly because of all the ADL's input, but in a parallel universe where things are fair and ratless, just imagine the $$$$$ well produced $$$$ movie about Baked. Think of the settings, the potential kino, both in terms of cinematic locations to acts within the plot
- Alaska locations, the beginnings
- Arizona hot sand scenes
- LA Venice Beach
- marches and riots
- of course, the legendary Capitol s-trolling, Pelosi phone.
- Buzzfeed hire
- writing "8 incredible ways to be gay and that's a good thing" articles
- RiFF RAFF on a budget side hustle
- meeting Milo
- touring with Milo
- milk, milk
I can't think of any more. But he deserves a movie. Especially if in real life, it ends with him going to court and they drop all the chargers. That will actually be epic.
Judge drops all the charges, Baked slides down his Pit Vipers (suited up, crocodile shoes, neon green socks, pink shirt, white suit) and the music fades in - we love our cops, our law enforcement...
As I said before, this whole Baked arc is a Hollywood movie - and I mean that in a literal sense, because oy vey Hollywood as we know it is falling apart, so a movie about someone like Baked might actually be something they'll go for, although it definitely wouldn't be produced fairly because of all the ADL's input, but in a parallel universe where things are fair and ratless, just imagine the $$$$$ well produced $$$$ movie about Baked. Think of the settings, the potential kino, both in terms of cinematic locations to acts within the plot
- Alaska locations, the beginnings
- Arizona hot sand scenes
- LA Venice Beach
- marches and riots
- of course, the legendary Capitol s-trolling, Pelosi phone.
- Buzzfeed hire
- writing "8 incredible ways to be gay and that's a good thing" articles
- RiFF RAFF on a budget side hustle
- meeting Milo
- touring with Milo
- milk, milk
I can't think of any more. But he deserves a movie. Especially if in real life, it ends with him going to court and they drop all the chargers. That will actually be epic.
Judge drops all the charges, Baked slides down his Pit Vipers (suited up, crocodile shoes, neon green socks, pink shirt, white suit) and the music fades in - we love our cops, our law enforcement...
