Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Loris Yeltsin]

Imagine being in a situation where your welfare depends on Chantal...

 

[Barbarella]

Another deathfat and all around horror-Judy Valentin-had a death in the family yesterday-her mother. She posted about it within an hour of it happening and has already begun the sorrow grift.

If Chantel’s Grandmother dies, all bets are off about how long she’ll pretend to be doing “intuitive” eating, or have any involvement with a dietician or therapist. She’ll do sad livestreams to get the super chats and will eat more quantities than ever before seen in human existence, using Grams as an excuse. Anybody who says anything even slightly meant to get her on track will be abusing a grieving woman, and she, like Judy, will play it for all its worth.

There will be chimpouts and tantrums galore, and since Chantel doesn’t know how to act like a normal grieving person, it will be spectacular.

In normal, not rich families, the children of the dead person usually gets all possessions. I doubt that Chantel would get much. Grandma may leave a token to Nat and Chantel, a ring or special treasure. However, it’s unlikely that any real money will go to Chinny. Of course, I don’t know their finances or what they will do, and I suppose she could be a secret millionaire. Mama and her siblings will probably get everything, especially if Grams dies without a will, although not being Canadian, I won’t speculate what happens then.

I think the Malan story was just a lie. Remember all the trauma that led up to them breaking up: the sister, the trip to Africa, selling the car, the surgery, etc. He was planning on breaking up for a year, and she knew it. And while there are feeders and pervs all over the Internet, I don’t think there as many walking the streets as it seems. At her weight and looks, she can’t find a casual fuck. If she did any cheating, it was arranged by a feeder or fart eater because of her channel, but I don’t think it happened.
It’s very important to Chantel that she appear sexually viable-even though she doesn’t really care about sex. She makes up these stories because the other deathfats who watch her want to believe that one of them can go out and get laid. But they can’t.

Anyway, I’m wishing Grandma well. Hopefully it’s not quite as dire as suspected.

edit: oops, sorry, guess I missed some pages. I’ll leave it here though, it mostly stands. Surely her mother understands that Chantel is a filthy hoarder and won’t leave her frail mother alone with her? The fridge will be cleaned out all right, but the floors and dishes will pile up as always.

Hmmm..what if Granny is a hoarder too, and that’s why they took her to hospital rather than call an ambulance?

 

[fatfuck]

If her grandmother relies on Chantal in case of emergency they might as well just buy her a bottle of whiskey and a revolver because that'll be the only reliable thing if it comes to it.

It's been 2 weeks and she didn't last a day eating what she should. She's always snacking on garbage that she shouldn't have. She has no idea what intuitive eating is even about let alone be able to do it. She's already 2/3 of the way back to eating garbage on camera just like predicted and it even followed the same pattern it always did for the past 3 years now.

Her idea of cleaning was sitting on a chair rotating 180 degrees and just moving everything out of her video frame. She also lied about that she took the trash out and cleaned the boxes. She's too lazy to even hire someone else to do it.

Chantal lies and there's no therapist/dietitian/lover/whatever else she thinks of. Her day is all about having her ass fused to the chair watching TV and eating shit. Just writing this out sounds boring so living it must be hell. Her days all feel the same and just blend into one another. Our queen sure is living the life.

 

[winter.breakdown]

She's live now. Did she say if she went to the hospital? Because we're under super duper lockdown right now and the hospitals are filling up so I hardly believe they'd allow one visitor, let alone two.

I would expect that Mama Sarault sped through a few drive thrus on the way to the hospital. To avoid creating a scene in the hospital, Mama Sarault left Chinny safe in the passenger seat with several greasy feed bags - kind of like how you keep a small child occupied with a puzzle.

She doesn't like the McRib.

Wasn’t she super excited about the McRib a few weeks ago? It’s reconstituted pig meat in super-refined white bread, coated in sugar sauce - what’s not for her to like?

Chantal struggled to put her Gran's socks on.

Not being able to put on her own socks, maybe she’s out of practice and forgot how to approach such a complicated task?

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Where does Grams live? Closer to Chins? If so (and she could very well have refused the ambulance) why not have Chins take her to the hospital and have Mama Sauralt meet her there instead of waiting an hour and a half until Mama gets to Chins? If she lives closer to Mama, why not have Mama take her to the hospital and have Chins meet them there? So many questions.

I jumped around the live, and at one point she said that she had barely eaten all day and didn't even notice. BINGO! You were busy with Grams and had a distraction from eating. Keep yourself busy every day and don't sit in the kitchen all day in front of the fridge. Step 1, move your goddamn chair out of there. How many therapy sessions do you need to figure that bit out?

Lastly, the last few pages of the thread have been beyond amusing, what with farmers recounting her past stories and trying to put pieces together.

 

[Captain Ahab]

How is she able to survive this long without working.

The fuck.

The same way all other hyper morbidly obese people do. Their expenses are minimal. Basically just rent and food. Her YouTube welfare is more than enough to cover it. I imagine she also has a pretty impressive credit card debt.

Think about it. What’s the biggest money drain for adults her age? Mortgage and kids. She doesn’t own a house and will never have any kids. Her rent is split with Peetz, and quite frankly, her supposedly luxurious apartment doesn’t look that luxurious to me. She also doesn’t have any work-related expenses, like formal clothes. She has no gym membership, doesn’t travel, doesn’t go out. She doesn’t need to worry about ever needing money for a fancy dress for a formal event. Hell, she doesn’t even go out and see a movie with her “friends.”

 

[escándalo]

Uh Oh weekend meltdown in bound

I kid you not working on a script and getting some community tab gold dust changed it in that moment, its what 5am for her right?

 

[Feelinsick]

But wait, I thought she really loved the latest name! It really showed her true self and her beezin personality!

What a mentally unstable bitch!

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Does anyone know if Grams is normal sized or is she also obese? Maybe that’s why she and Chantal get along so well.

 

[Backwoods Devil Talk]

Does anyone know if Grams is normal sized or is she also obese? Maybe that’s why she and Chantal get along so well.

Pretty sure there was a video of Chins at her place once, picking her up to go to lunch. She seemed tiny, the place seemed clean if not for housing a bunch of porcelain dolls that Chantal kept telling about being creepy.

 

[CPAP Indentations]

Does anyone know if Grams is normal sized or is she also obese? Maybe that’s why she and Chantal get along so well.

If she was obese, she wouldn’t have lived to see 78 I guess.

 

[Boob Gravy]

Uh Oh weekend meltdown in bound

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I kid you not working on a script and getting some community tab gold dust changed it in that moment, its what 5am for her right?

She had that changed hours earlier. I got home from work at 1am EST (her/my time) and it was already changed, your post was about 7am EST her (our) time.

Wasn’t she super excited about the McRib a few weeks ago? It’s reconstituted pig meat in super-refined white bread, coated in sugar sauce - what’s not for her to like?

I don't recall this, maybe she commented on it. Regardless, the McRib has only made a comeback in the USA and is not currently in Canada. She can't currently cross US borders to get one in the covid climate.

Mama and her siblings will probably get everything, especially if Grams dies without a will, although not being Canadian, I won’t speculate what happens then.

You are 100% correct. Canadian law dictates that everything goes to the next of kin. If there is no spouse, then it's children or siblings and extends from there with no will.

The St Patricks day vid is a holy relic (have we archived it?)

Unsure, but just in case:

Archive (mega 720p) ST. PATTY'S DAY PARTY!

Archive (Vimeo 720p) ST. PATTY'S DAY PARTY!

Less than 7 minute video but so much cringe.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Who has the best Skullet?

Our Chinny vs Frasier Crane vs Hulk Hogan in a three way dance.

 

[soulless guarantee]

If Chantal's mother gets some inheritance, then you know that Chantal is going to put on some pressure by suggesting the merits of trickle-down economics -- i.e. gib me dats. If Mom and Grams are already suspected to be semi-bankrolling the wheezing beezer then a sudden influx of cash from liquidated assests would be heading Chantal's way for sure. She just has to hit up Mom with the baby talk and rat face combo. One thing would be interesting to see would be what the situation with Gram's house/apartment is -- if she owns it outright and shuffles off this mortal coil, would Chantal squirm her way into it (maybe offering to pay a peppercorn rent) rather than letting Gram's children sell it?

 

[Smoovy Jay]

If Chantal's mother gets some inheritance, then you know that Chantal is going to put on some pressure by suggesting the merits of trickle-down economics -- i.e. gib me dats. If Mom and Grams are already suspected to be semi-bankrolling the wheezing beezer then a sudden influx of cash from liquidated assests would be heading Chantal's way for sure. She just has to hit up Mom with the baby talk and rat face combo. One thing would be interesting to see would be what the situation with Gram's house/apartment is -- if she owns it outright and shuffles off this mortal coil, would Chantal squirm her way into it (maybe offering to pay a peppercorn rent) rather than letting Gram's children sell it?

If granny owns a house, house upkeep is expensive and the housing market in Ottawa is crazy right now, no way would anyone allow Chantal to squat in it when they could sell it and make a fortune.

I think Chantal's grandmother lives in Ottawa, hence her mother drove from Cornwall. Has Chantal ever mentioned cousins or aunts and uncles? Surely there's other family that can take care of the grandmother because the hog sure can't.

 

[Myra]

Best response to her latest community tab:

You are absolutely right, Jasmine. Chantal is like a dog endlessly chasing its tail.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Please don't kill me for this. I had to get it out of my head (all apologies to Bruce Springsteen):


With a boulder on her shoulders

Lookin’ super older

I watched the Foodie-Go-Round

With this very unpleasin’

Beezin’ and wheezin’

The office chair crashed to the ground

The office chair crashed to the ground

And we were blinded by her lies

About douche and vag cream

Another livestream in the night

Blinded by her lies

About food and her life

Another livestream in the night



She got down but she'll never get up

Will she make it through the night?

ETA: Okay @Smoovy Jay, I was wrong. Mea culpa. FTFY

 

[Myra]

Another gem from the community tab.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Please don't kill me for this. I had to get it out of my head (all apologies to Manfred Mann):


With a boulder on her shoulders

Lookin’ super older

I watched the Foodie-Go-Round

With this very unpleasin’

Beezin’ and wheezin’

The office chair crashed to the ground

The office chair crashed to the ground

And we were blinded by her lies

About douche and vag cream

Another livestream in the night

Blinded by her lies

About food and her life

Another livestream in the night



She got down but she'll never get up

Will she make it through the night?

Apologies to Bruce Springsteen. How dare you?

 

[draculasestateagent]

Uh Oh weekend meltdown in bound

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I kid you not working on a script and getting some community tab gold dust changed it in that moment, its what 5am for her right?

RIP Foodie Beezer and.....the chamber of secrets? Whatever the fuck it was, it was terrible.