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Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch
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Garth
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I know nothing of BA's mom, but I really doubt this is real. It was somewhat believable up to, "looks like he'll be doing some major time." Soccer moms who run ministries don't talk like that.
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Fake news
Alice is a crazy BPD cutter attention whore. She is trying to get attention
Baked is NOT in jail. he is still liking and retweeting stuff
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His mom must not know about the being dead larp I guess. Man 2021 is off to great start.
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Alice is really is hopelessly stupid. I mean Ive seen her room and her eat cereal so I dont have much expectation but fuck me shes dense.
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Ralph already did a fair piece of time, didn’t work..
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Matcha Brain Gang
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If this blows over and baked is free to stream for RV7 I'm willing to pretend hes not a fed for the content.
Can we all agree to just act like we don't know hes compromised?
Can we all agree to just act like we don't know hes compromised?
eh its more like watching the special olympics winner throwing spaghetti everywhere, at some point you just enjoy the spectacle no matter how many waiter's days are ruined, or how embarrassed and sad the parents are, or how many expensive clothes he ruins etc etc.
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At this point I have to imagine that the federal justice department would love to announce that they're pressing charges on Baked, if only they could
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Hahahahahh what a champ, I like him more and more, he migh end up being the only likeable fed / grifter ever, what a fucking shitshow, went crossing state lines under probation or whatever the name is, detention, straight to Pelosi's office, now out on some chump change bail the judges are looking for him as he's retweeting and liking memes made by his own people about him being arrested
Imagine the hype on his first post-Capitol stream hahahahahah
$6M Chungus lmao
Imagine the hype on his first post-Capitol stream hahahahahah
$6M Chungus lmao
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Some songs for Tim to learn in his new (future) circumstances.
Taco
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What the fuck are you talking about you unironically watch Baked Alaska for entertainment? I could see watching it hoping someone pops his head like a grape for playing Keemstar donations in public but what the fuck is the allure of watching Tim's fat ass try to hit on underage girls, buddy up with Zoomers, and act like an unsupervised child in public?
I say we all throw Baked into a volcano. It would really go a long way to healing our nation.
Pepper Jack
I went from canned sardines now I eat crudo.
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Hi Kiwifarms,
This is Tim's mom Susanne. I just wanted to give you all an update that Tim was successfully smuggled into Russia - via a crab fishing boat. Tim is currently sitting in a barrel sauna eating McDoubles. Thanks for following my son for all these years.
Yours in Christ,
Susanne
This is Tim's mom Susanne. I just wanted to give you all an update that Tim was successfully smuggled into Russia - via a crab fishing boat. Tim is currently sitting in a barrel sauna eating McDoubles. Thanks for following my son for all these years.
Yours in Christ,
Susanne
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For reference purposes, here's the AZ bar information on Faked His Death Alaska's attorney:
azbar.legalserviceslink.com
His bio on his law firm's website:
In contrast to the general consensus of the thread, I don't think the guy has been operating as an actual CI for the FBI. I think the FBI has found him much more useful as an ignorant Judas goat, letting his clout chasing and attention whoring serve to bring other persons of interest into their sights. That said, I absolutely believe Faked would turn narc if a deal was offered to him. His flip-flopping from one ideological faction to another depending on whatever grants him the most advantage makes that clear. This may be why no federal warrant has been issued for his arrest yet, if he's currently in negotiations for such a deal. Either that or the FBI just can't fucking find him but don't want to spook him from bolting out of wherever he's holed up in now liking and retweeting posts about his alleged demise.
Speaking of said alleged demise, it's hilarious to me how fucking stupid all the people buying the story are proving themselves to be. Especially considering what went down at the hearing in AZ yesterday. If Faked was actually dead, his lawyer would 1) know about it by now, and 2) bring it up to the judge since there's no point in prosecuting corpses.
Zachary Thornley | Phoenix, AZ, Maricopa County Attorney
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His bio on his law firm's website:
About Zach Thornley | Attorney at MayesTelles PLLC
Zach Thornley, a defense attorney at MayesTelles PLLC, has always been passionate about protecting his clients' rights. Call to find out how he can help you.
www.mayestelles.com
In contrast to the general consensus of the thread, I don't think the guy has been operating as an actual CI for the FBI. I think the FBI has found him much more useful as an ignorant Judas goat, letting his clout chasing and attention whoring serve to bring other persons of interest into their sights. That said, I absolutely believe Faked would turn narc if a deal was offered to him. His flip-flopping from one ideological faction to another depending on whatever grants him the most advantage makes that clear. This may be why no federal warrant has been issued for his arrest yet, if he's currently in negotiations for such a deal. Either that or the FBI just can't fucking find him but don't want to spook him from bolting out of wherever he's holed up in now liking and retweeting posts about his alleged demise.
Speaking of said alleged demise, it's hilarious to me how fucking stupid all the people buying the story are proving themselves to be. Especially considering what went down at the hearing in AZ yesterday. If Faked was actually dead, his lawyer would 1) know about it by now, and 2) bring it up to the judge since there's no point in prosecuting corpses.
Taco
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apology for poor english
when were you when bake alaska dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when susanne text
‘bake is kill’
‘no’
when were you when bake alaska dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when susanne text
‘bake is kill’
‘no’
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Unless the bio has some 'operated by his mother in memory of her dear son Tim', liking stuff on his Twitter seems smooth brained, but surely he knows they'd keep looking even if Tim faked his own death properly. He could be taunting them, but that seems to collected for him.
Taco
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Authorities currently looking for Baked Alaska in relation to a riot that occurred in DC on January 6th. FBI has released an AI generated photo of what Baked may look like now.
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I can see Baked somehow falling dick first into a leadership role in some white supremacist/neo-nazi gang in prison, only to get out in 20 years to renounce his racist past and start a non-profit fighting racism. Just imagine Baked covered in swastika and Nordic rune tattoos, with a skinhead and that shitty goatee on stage at Ted talks or some shit.