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Chris sperging out about SNT's fanfic.
the major requirement is to manifest that mythical Crystal Ball is that, and I directly quote the Anchuent Prophecy: both the Original Creator (Chris Chan) and the Prime Creation (myself, Sonichu) of this pair of dimensions were to have the deepest of mutual appreciation, empathy, and understanding of each other, and in a moment of the two of them in a moment of deepest and sincere feelings of respect and appreciation for the other’s situations, emotions, life events, and everything else, the sparks from their respective Heart Crystals from within their Heart and Solar Plexus chakra points and area, in alignment with their respective other (shit nobody cares about)
So, #opuscon789, I ask you: in N-641, with that dimension’s Chris Chan being as cringe-worthy portrayed as narccistic, dumb, aloof, and so on, and their Sonichu Prime being portrayed as partially evil now, after what had happened to their Chris and their home, unempathetic, simp, womanizing, abusive, and so on.

HOW did that Chris Chan and Sonichu Prime manifest their dimension/universe’s eighth S-Chu Crystal Ball?

Easy:

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So now Chris has thought about another goddamn superpower for himself, the 8th emerald. It's like he's actually afraid that if his "counterpart" doesn't have all the possible powers, he might actually have to show some effort or even get hurt. Every time his "goddesshood" or whatever, is challenged he just makes up a new bullshit power so that he can feel secure in his own little world.
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't there actually 8 chaos emeralds in Sanic?
The big one that Knuckles is married to or something and 7 smaller ones.

Hopefully some other Brony convention will soon make an announcement that they're cancelling for 2021 (there are several of them right?). At least then we'd get a bit of autistic screeching or perhaps even a begging video.

A quick google search resulted that there are a few possible cons for equine enthusiasts happening in the EU this year. Just imagine; Chris in Europe filler arc.
No way in hell happening but it'd sure be something.
 
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Chris PM's some random lewd furry artist on twitter. Confusion ensues.
"What?"
We thought the same thing: confusion. Maybe Chris wanted a Chris Chan Sonichu artwork comission from him, for JULAY and All Star.
Chris sperging out about SNT's fanfic.
It's easy to tell others what the story should be that make your own. He had a Wattpad account, might as well use it.
 
I can imagine chris just tantruming in his room like a baby with a full diaper and an empty belly because he found someone who isn't a ween, knight, or troll and who has no fucking idea what the fuck he's talking about.
"What?"
We thought the same thing: confusion. Maybe Chris wanted a Chris Chan Sonichu artwork comission from him, for JULAY and All Star.

It's easy to tell others what the story should be that make your own. He had a Wattpad account, might as well use it.
that would require chris do something. how dare you.
 
I can imagine chris just tantruming in his room like a baby with a full diaper and an empty belly because he found someone who isn't a ween, knight, or troll and who has no fucking idea what the fuck he's talking about.

that would require chris do something. how dare you.
really does anyone....ANYONE understand what chris is talking about these days? half of his words when he talks or tweets is barley comprehensible autistic babble and the other half is crazy ranting and raving about dimensions, ocs, and other shit nobody in the real world cares about. Hell his last messege the one that made the lewd furry artist...yes a lewd...furry...artist. Ask what? sound like the rantings of that septimus signus guy from skyrim

 
really does anyone....ANYONE understand what chris is talking about these days? half of his words when he talks or tweets is barley comprehensible autistic babble and the other half is crazy ranting and raving about dimensions, ocs, and other shit nobody in the real world cares about. Hell his last messege the one that made the lewd furry artist...yes a lewd...furry...artist. Ask what? sound like the rantings of that septimus signus guy from skyrim

fools like us who have followed chris and seen his ramblings get worse and worse can kinda peel away the insanity and kinda get what he means/wants. This furry is getting that full insane rambling without warning or any sort of hint as to what the fuck chris means. This should be a good example of how insane chris is compared to the average human being.
 
If it means seeing Chris recording himself melting down, then I hope so. Also from the comment chains, the furry community, particularly the NSFW artists, appears to treat him as persona non grata, even if they feel sorry for him.
Chris' online reputation is like the smell of his :briefs:, it makes any sane person avoid him like the plague.
 
If it means seeing Chris recording himself melting down, then I hope so. Also from the comment chains, the furry community, particularly the NSFW artists, appears to treat him as persona non grata, even if they feel sorry for him.
man even the people who draw half human animals fucking don't want anything to do with him. You have to fuck up big time to be considered a person non grata among a community of sexual deviants...and it's not like chris has crossed the few lines those comminutes try to have, like he's not a convicted pedophile or a registered sex offender (though he has gotten close) and hell he's not even a zoophile (though the way he treats his pets borders on zoosadism) no no they find him either too creepy, obnoxious, infamous, or just plan unpleasant by virtue of being chris
 
Just imagine; Chris in Europe filler arc.
Probably just turn out like this:

how has Chris(tine) blown the stimulus checks?
Toys ain't cheap when you try to treat them like Pokemon.
 
man even the people who draw half human animals fucking don't want anything to do with him. You have to fuck up big time to be considered a person non grata among a community of sexual deviants...and it's not like chris has crossed the few lines those comminutes try to have, like he's not a convicted pedophile or a registered sex offender (though he has gotten close) and hell he's not even a zoophile (though the way he treats his pets borders on zoosadism) no no they find him either too creepy, obnoxious, infamous, or just plan unpleasant by virtue of being chris
He literally could not be normal for long enough to commission a drawing from a twitter furry porn artist.

I think the "Is chris getting better?" joke can be officially retired.
 
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