Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Hahahahahh what a champ, I like him more and more, he migh end up being the only likeable fed / grifter ever, what a fucking shitshow, went crossing state lines under probation or whatever the name is, detention, straight to Pelosi's office, now out on some chump change bail the judges are looking for him as he's retweeting and liking memes made by his own people about him being arrested

Imagine the hype on his first post-Capitol stream hahahahahah

$6M Chungus lmao

I can't tell if Baked is weirdly likeable, or if the government is really just THAT unlikable.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Authorities currently looking for Baked Alaska in relation to a riot that occurred in DC on January 6th. FBI has released an AI generated photo of what Baked may look like now.

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Would you like fries with that?

 

[Sage In All Fields]

His bio on his law firm's website:

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About Zach Thornley | Attorney at MayesTelles PLLC

Zach Thornley, a defense attorney at MayesTelles PLLC, has always been passionate about protecting his clients' rights. Call to find out how he can help you.

www.mayestelles.com

'e looks like a Peaky fookin Blinda

 

[tantric_depressive]

I can't tell if Baked is weirdly likeable, or if the government is really just THAT unlikable.

The government is just that unlikable, sadly enough. They are the Streisand Effect, except with the power to stomp on people til they stop noticing or calling em out for their foolishness. I guess the adage about getting the adversaries one deserves is true in their case

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

'e looks like a Peaky fookin Blinda
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If only he had given Baked the speech Alfie gave about cutting him into pieces and shipping him out. If the lawyer was any sort of gentleman he would have given Baked a Chelsea smile for failing to appear.

 

[Taco]

Baked Alaska mentioned in a Federal affidavit for doxing someone on steam in the Capitol.

 

[The Last Stand]

Seriously, what is the appeal of Baked Alaska? He's a walking "based" /pol/ figure.

 

[tantric_depressive]

^^^There isn't any really, besides the trainwreck factor of watching that person do the next retarded thing on stream. Most people watch Baked hoping to see him screw up.
The only legitimate good content he made was with Sammy, and that was mainly due to her unique personality and perspective

Baked Alaska mentioned in a Federal affidavit for doxing someone on steam in the Capitol. View attachment 1849798

idk why Baked was addressing people by any names associated with them, but why is that dude saying his own real name on stream right after complaining about doxing?
Also, he left the property when an officer asked him to? It sounds like he was just caught up in the crowd and the government is using this as an opportunity to now cavity search his online history and real life to make an example out of him with any charges they can manufacture.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

idk why Baked was addressing people by any names associated with them, but why is that dude saying his own real name on stream right after complaining about doxing?

Because they are all retarded faggots

Also, he left the property when an officer asked him to? It sounds like he was just caught up in the crowd and the government is using this as an opportunity to now cavity search his online history and real life to make an example out of him with any charges they can manufacture.

Don't defend these retard faggots.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Seriously, what is the appeal of Baked Alaska? He's a walking "based" /pol/ figure.

He's a butch stoner/cokehead with friends who can score coke on request and who possesses the basic bitch confidence man personality pack where he can charm his way into situations/women's pants along with charm his way out of situations that would have destroyed any other person.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Bringing this classic back.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

His appeal is that he's retarded, or at least puts on a good retarded act. He's like a right wing laborador retriever. Nobody likes the smartest guy in the room. The dumbest guy in the room is unthreatening and kind of funny.

 

[anuscabbage12]

Bringing this classic back.

Its now 2021, Baked Alaska's theme song has been updated:
We Love Our Cops McDonalds Remix:

Lyrics:

fatlaskaaaaaaaaaaaa
we love our micky d's, quarter pounders extra cheese
we love our micky d's, mc nuggets 20 piece
When im in a hurry, when im in a hurry
I grab a mcflurry, I grab a McFlurry
Cop some apple pies, cop some apples pies
Make those fries SUPER SIZEEEEEEEE

we love our micky d's, quarter pounders extra cheese
we love our micky d's, mc nuggets 20 piece
When im in a hurry, when im in a hurry
I grab a mcflurry, I grab a McFlurry
Cop some apple pies, cop some apples pies
Make those fries SUPER SIZEEEEEEEE

[Baked Alaska] - "Lets Crush some fucking food! Im a bout to go bloated as fuck for the meme. Im trying to get fat as fuck"

 

[Eggg]

Its now 2021, Baked Alaska's theme song has been updated:
We Love Our Cops McDonalds Remix:

Didn't negative XP cover this version? I thought I heard it on null's stream.

 

[Absurdity]

Okay, enough of the preheating... when is the mole going to resurface?

 

[Lurkism]

Okay, enough of the preheating... when is the mole going to resurface?

When his Russian citizenship is approved

 

[CORRUPT🍀]

he's probably probably going yo have his FBI handler help him get off getting charged

 

[TherapyMan]

Yes we have all seen the video, yes we all know its baked, yes its his fucking stream. The thing is, in law there are very very strict rules about what evidence can be admitted and what evidence cant, and especially the chain of custody of that evidence. Usually for a video, or picture you need someone who was there when it was taken to "lay foundation" and say something like "yes that is baked alaska in the photo". Otherwise its considered an out of court statement and is very difficult to admit.
Baked's lawyer was probably just trying to point that that the DA needs to call some witness to lay foundation for the video, without literally saying that so as not to do the DA's job for him. T

Your explanation would make sense were this not a pre-trial hearing, which is not subject to the rules of evidence.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Tyrone will trade for Baked Alaska for a weeks worth of cornbread.

 

[stets]

Also, he left the property when an officer asked him to? It sounds like he was just caught up in the crowd and the government is using this as an opportunity to now cavity search his online history and real life to make an example out of him with any charges they can manufacture.

“Getting caught up in the crowd” is the type of excuse you make if your local sports team wins the championship and a cop busts you for climbing a street light at the celebration. No one can seriously use that as a legal defense after they cross multiple police barricades, walk a few hundred yards past them, go up a few flights of exterior marble steps, enter a smashed window or door into a federal building, and wander around in offices of the federal government for twenty minutes. That’s a special kind of stupidity.

(Not to mention five people died, millions of dollars of fed property was damaged or destroyed, and a basic function of government was temporarily stopped.)