DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[MoonRocker]

There's a new emote that's just been added to the channel....

His paypigs are absolutely delusional. Not only did their airbrush his face and FaceTune it, they also filled in his disgusting patchy goatee, got rid of his wrinkles, and made him skinnier.

This is peak autism right here.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Jax_Raxxor will probably tip $100 before the start of the Street Fighter stream again.

And there it is. Phil called it, “a modest, humble $100 tip.”

 

[SojiroSakura]

100$ from Jax_Cuck is "humble and modest".
Someone sent 150$ to LSB's stream in response. Can't wait for phil to hear about it and get pissy. That 150 shoulda been phil's!

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

100$ from Jax_Cuck is "humble and modest".
Someone sent 150$ to LSB's stream in response. Can't wait for phil to hear about it and get pissy. That 150 shoulda been phil's!

Nothing is more humble and modest than the word “cuck” in your name

 

[Paladin Derich]

>literally running away from Gojitenks
Sure phil, totally a glitch.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil says the bullies in high school called him Awkward-Head Phil. This was the result of a rant because of him getting triggered by stroke-face.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Phil says the bullies in high school called him Awkward-Head Phil. This was the result of a rant because of him getting triggered by stroke-face.

But he was also the cool kid in school that the girls wanted to fuck

wait a minute....

https://youtu.be/oxPeiGTFdhw

I’m just gonna link the first tevin back in time where he talks(lies) a lot about his younger years. This is still one of my favorite DSP things to put on as background noise

 

[Iron Hamster]

There's a new emote that's just been added to the channel....

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His paypigs are absolutely delusional. Not only did their airbrush his face and FaceTune it, they also filled in his disgusting patchy goatee, got rid of his wrinkles, and made him skinnier.

This is peak autism right here.

Someone should ask why he has an emote of Jack Dorsey.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil is currently running and camping in the laggiest SF lobby I think I've seen on any of his streams.

He is choosing to play in blatant lag over facing Gojitenks. Quality gameplay, very competitive, top North American Evo Champion.

EDIT: After again explaining that he is as safe as he can be, Phil again gave a run down of his precautions.
He hasn't mentioned the hand ax and I don't think I've ever been more disappointed.
Phil, please. They're iconic, don't recton them out. In fact, the $50 tip goal should be to set it on the couch next to you. We want more paranoid self-defense hatchets, not less.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil says the bullies in high school called him Awkward-Head Phil. This was the result of a rant because of him getting triggered by stroke-face.

It was Phil With The Oddly Shaped Head last year, I think during his muh depresshun phase when some dude killed himself.

 

[PieceofShet]

He took off the glasses. What a scammer.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It was Phil With The Oddly Shaped Head last year, I think during his muh depresshun phase when some dude killed himself.

Oh yeah, when Etika jumped off a bridge and Phil made it all about himself and how watching detractors and posting memes literally kill people.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just played Goji and parried about 4 of Goji's attacks consecutively, including a double parry on a fireball.
After Goji beat him, Phil said that Goji only wins because of delay. See, the delay is just enough that it allows Goji to do completely unsafe and get illegitimate hits. But not so bad that Phil can't parry some things.
If he were playing offline, Phil could parry literally everything that Goji does and could deshhhtroy him.

You know, offline. Where Phil hasn't played anyone in 10 years.

Phil also said that his Phil Lul emote is better than the shitty global lul emote.
Phil claimed he didn't know who it was.
It's TotalBiscuit, who Phil had a personal beef with. And now his weird uncanny valley synth Phil emote is somehow better.
TB died, but he is still with us. Living in Phil's head. Rent free.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I’m also pretty sure he talked about total biscuit when he died. Gotta say I’m a big fan of the idea that Phil talks about people and he doesn’t even know what they look like.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is Gojitenks actually following Phil around to grief him, or is he just some guy who likes Street Fighter?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

After Goji beat him, Phil said that Goji only wins because of delay. See, the delay is just enough that it allows Goji to do completely unsafe and get illegitimate hits. But not so bad that Phil can't parry some things.
If he were playing offline, Phil could parry literally everything that Goji does and could deshhhtroy him.

You know, offline. Where Phil hasn't played anyone in 10 years.

Phil, there are tons of videos showing you getting your ass beat by people. The only time Phil destroys anyone is if they're worse than him. Anyone with a modicum of skill?....well, it's fucking lag and there's input delay.

Is Gojitenks actually following Phil around to grief him, or is he just some guy who likes Street Fighter?

Both, but it's mostly to troll Phil

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

$218 of his $255 in tips today from 7 people. That breaks down to an average tip of $31 apiece from those 7 people. What was that number that came out recently that showed he was by far the person that got the most support per subscriber on twitch? Real organic growth there, Phil.

Edit: And if you wanna get even more technical, and take the two biggest contributions (Jaxx Faggot $100 and 672 $37), thats well over half his "support" from 2 people. And just for the hell of it, lets throw his $25 tip in from this afternoon (I can't remember who it was from), which gives us $162, which is damn near 2/3's of his "support" today. Lol

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Is Gojitenks actually following Phil around to grief him, or is he just some guy who likes Street Fighter?

Goji is a stream sniper but I doubt he doesn't like SF. Especially since he got known kicking Dave's ass with Sean in Third Strike and Sean is the most garbage character in that game alongside Twelve. That requires dedication.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Dave is so tilted by Goji Tenks, Sean from Third Strike is considered a detractor pick now

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil, there are tons of videos showing you getting your ass beat by people. The only time Phil destroys anyone is if they're worse than him. Anyone with a modicum of skill?....well, it's fucking lag and there's input delay.

Both, but it's mostly to troll Phil

The best are the times Phil tosses his hands up in frustration. That, and the loud sighs after getting beat.