Inactive Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower

[Who Now]

Rate me moti, but I'm so fucking sick of her talking about the fuck chaffles. She is insisting on doing this stupid keto shit when it obviously hasn't worked in any sustainable way for her. Ages ago, she lost, what, 5 pounds and it was time to celebrate with ice cream sandwiches.

She usually has the right arm behind her; big wheelie's "ahem" joystick is on the right side of the chair so her blubber probably isn't comfortable resting on it. It was a pet peeve of mine for awhile

It's still one of mine, along with fucking chaffles

 

[Bitchboy95]

I know nothing of Keto at all.

Jen has bastardized Keto. First of all, if you're doing Keto you should definitely be MOBILE. Keto is mostly fat, high fat, and very little to no carbs at all. You can't eat 17 chaffles and then decide to cheat and have some pizza for dinner. Keto can work and it does work for people, as far as weight-loss (a lot of people do it long-term). I don't know the facts about how it fairs long-term in regards to heart health, etc. Another thing about Keto, is it's not really restrictive, if you follow the rules. If you're hungry, you have a handful of nuts and a piece of cheese. But if you're Jen, you eat all the "fat bombs" you just made and 17 chaffles, plus every brick of cheese that's left in the house and hey, she's still doing keto and "on track".

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

She usually has the right arm behind her; big wheelie's "ahem" joystick is on the right side of the chair so her blubber probably isn't comfortable resting on it. It was a pet peeve of mine for awhile, but I don't bitch about too much since she finally has mellowed out on the freaky head tilt over the past year as she has gained weight and the camera has gained height.

I legit thought it was the only way she could fit Gene in such a tightly framed shot.

 

[Mise1978]

I thought she kept the arm that way behind her to look slimmer. I heard or read that somewhere.

 

[Barbarella]

I'm sure going to a doctor must be a real chore for her at her size and disability

I don’t think she can go to a doctor. She can’t get in a car and they don’t have one anyway. She couldn’t get on a bus, if there is even a usable bus system where she is. Unless there is a doctor across the street that Gene can push her to, she isn’t making normal appointments.

There is only one way for her to see a doctor, and that’s to call for an ambulance and ask for bariatric services. My guess is it’s not exactly a fast process, especially since she sued them once. They’ll come, but I imagine they’ll finish their coffee or card game first. They’ll have to have a double-wide ambulance with strong suspension and reinforced everything, as well as hydraulic equipment and special lifters, and as they take her to the hospital, Jen will be yelling at them all the way.

Every time she needs medical care, that’s who she has to call. On the taxpayer dime, no doubt. Ambulances aren’t covered under my insurance, so if I called one, I’d need to be prepared to pay $6,000. That’s for a human-sized ride and a working adult. So you drive.

On the plus side, when Gene finds her on the floor, the same bariatric team will have to come out for the last time. Maybe they’ll call the guy who she sued to come give her the last ride.

I had missed past Chaffle-makings, had only heard her talk about them. I just assumed it was chicken and waffles. You can imagine my horror to discover it’s shredded cheese, burned to a crisp on a waffle maker and mixed with crap like pickles. Absolutely atrocious, the things that sow puts in her mouth. Yet, watching her eat is worse than what she eats. It’s indescribable. She gets this far away look and chews like no creature I’ve ever seen. They could make a horror movie with a scene of her eating-no special effects.

 

[weaselhat]

I like how Gene gently dances around the fact she burnt the fuck out of the first cheese patty (I refuse to call it anything else) and Jen insists it’s fine and proceeds to burn the rest. I think that one interaction sums up their relationship nicely.

 

[Mise1978]

I don’t think she can go to a doctor. She can’t get in a car and they don’t have one anyway. She couldn’t get on a bus, if there is even a usable bus system where she is. Unless there is a doctor across the street that Gene can push her to, she isn’t making normal appointments.

There is only one way for her to see a doctor, and that’s to call for an ambulance and ask for bariatric services. My guess is it’s not exactly a fast process, especially since she sued them once. They’ll come, but I imagine they’ll finish their coffee or card game first. They’ll have to have a double-wide ambulance with strong suspension and reinforced everything, as well as hydraulic equipment and special lifters, and as they take her to the hospital, Jen will be yelling at them all the way.

Every time she needs medical care, that’s who she has to call. On the taxpayer dime, no doubt. Ambulances aren’t covered under my insurance, so if I called one, I’d need to be prepared to pay $6,000. That’s for a human-sized ride and a working adult. So you drive.

On the plus side, when Gene finds her on the floor, the same bariatric team will have to come out for the last time. Maybe they’ll call the guy who she sued to come give her the last ride.

I had missed past Chaffle-makings, had only heard her talk about them. I just assumed it was chicken and waffles. You can imagine my horror to discover it’s shredded cheese, burned to a crisp on a waffle maker and mixed with crap like pickles. Absolutely atrocious, the things that sow puts in her mouth. Yet, watching her eat is worse than what she eats. It’s indescribable. She gets this far away look and chews like no creature I’ve ever seen. They could make a horror movie with a scene of her eating-no special effects.

In a video donkey's ages ago she explained she gets taken by ambulance to hospital appointments. So I guess itis the same for the doctor. She probably takes the ambo to the ER for everything. Americans seem to like going to the ER for everything, I've seen and read.

 

[The Lychee Queen]

Keto is mostly fat, high fat, and very little to no carbs at all.

This is actually a common misconception, that keto has to be mostly fat. What's more important than fat is your ratios of fat and protein, while keeping your carbs under (generally) 50 grams a day. (Although you see 20 grams suggested more often, I don't think that's realistic for most people.)

Keto can absolutely work, but it has to be done correctly, and when done correctly, it's a lot of work. There's loads of math involved, shopping lists should be pre-planned, and food scales need to be used with every meal. I mean, you still have to be in a caloric deficit, but upping your fat + protein intake helps with going longer between meals, and needing less food to feel full.

As if Jen would bother with even a second of all that, though.

ALSO. HEY. Why does she chew so fucking weird? It's like watching a cow chew its cud. Does she only utilize her bottom jaw to chomp up and down? Is she trying to have the food avoid certain parts of her mouth because of tooth decay? What is it?? Watching her and Gene eat at the same time is strange; she's doing something unusual and I can't articulate why it's annoying.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

In a video donkey's ages ago she explained she gets taken by ambulance to hospital appointments. So I guess itis the same for the doctor. She probably takes the ambo to the ER for everything. Americans seem to like going to the ER for everything, I've seen and read.

That's truly sick. A lot of people can't afford to use an ambulance in a real emergency, because their insurance won't pay for it and ambulance rides aren't cheap. Jesus.

 

[weaselhat]

In a video donkey's ages ago she explained she gets taken by ambulance to hospital appointments. So I guess itis the same for the doctor. She probably takes the ambo to the ER for everything. Americans seem to like going to the ER for everything, I've seen and read.

Not all Americans, but a damn lot of us, for sure. Insurances are set up to discourage this. For example, a doctor visit copay may be $30 and a ER visit $100. So one would think let me go to urgent care for this sinus infection so it will be cheaper. Because anything ER is far more expensive. But apparently those like Jen who get Medicaid or have no insurance obviously have no deterrent for this and clog up the ER with their bullshittery (many are drug seekers) There are profit hospitals who can say lol no pay, go away, but some are nonprofit and cannot turn anyone away. Anyway, precovid, jerks would come to the ER for sinus infections or my personal favorite “my toe has been hurting for two weeks yet I decided to come to the ER at 3am” Interestingly enough, the difficulty of ER check in for these types of patients during Covid seems to have deterred this behavior.

 

[LonesomeDud]

That's truly sick. A lot of people can't afford to use an ambulance in a real emergency, because their insurance won't pay for it and ambulance rides aren't cheap. Jesus.

It ain't truly an ambulance. It's called "medical transport" and while it looks like an emergency medical transport, it's because she's too fat to pack into a regular van. A lot of deathfats get transferred to their doctors' appointments this way, because not shipping them and keeping them up on their healthcare means a bigger hospital bill a couple months down the road.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

That's truly sick. A lot of people can't afford to use an ambulance in a real emergency, because their insurance won't pay for it and ambulance rides aren't cheap. Jesus.

Right I've heard of people even getting ubers to the ER to avoid the ambulance transport. It costs thousands to ride in an ambulance, that you pay for. And the ER is supposed to be for emergencies only, I duno how people afford to go there with insurance, mine is a $300 copay just to walk into the ER and then you pay out the ass for whatever services you receive while in the ER.

The American health system is awful; highway robbery. And you still have to wait hours in the ER usually to be seen, it's disgraceful.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Not all Americans, but a damn lot of us, for sure. Insurances are set up to discourage this. For example, a doctor visit copay may be $30 and a ER visit $100. So one would think let me go to urgent care for this sinus infection so it will be cheaper. Because anything ER is far more expensive. But apparently those like Jen who get Medicaid or have no insurance obviously have no deterrent for this and clog up the ER with their bullshittery (many are drug seekers) There are profit hospitals who can say lol no pay, go away, but some are nonprofit and cannot turn anyone away. Anyway, precovid, jerks would come to the ER for sinus infections or my personal favorite “my toe has been hurting for two weeks yet I decided to come to the ER at 3am” Interestingly enough, the difficulty of ER check in for these types of patients during Covid seems to have deterred this behavior.

I can tell you from work experience that people on Medicaid don't care. They use the ER like it's a clinic and will go for anything from a bug bite that needs Benedryl to a cold. They don't care because they pay nothing. They like to go in the middle of the night or on weekends. So for Jen, a quick trip to the ER (and I'm joking when I say 'quick' cuz there is no such thing in the ER), is not only a waste of taxpayer's money but a waste of medical resources.

 

[DCMediaSped]

In a video donkey's ages ago she explained she gets taken by ambulance to hospital appointments. So I guess itis the same for the doctor. She probably takes the ambo to the ER for everything. Americans seem to like going to the ER for everything, I've seen and read.

Only government leeches who get it for free. The average person would be driven to bankruptcy or crushing debt if they did that.

 

[fuxetudeto]

I will say that many Americans (who may work just enough to not qualify for Medicaid but do not have insurance through their employer) cannot afford to see a doctor until it gets bad enough to go to the ER.

Jen is not one of those people. Those other Americans who can’t afford to go to a doctor are still paying for Jen’s insurance with their tax money. It’s sick. She’s such a drain on society.

 

[Mise1978]

This is actually a common misconception, that keto has to be mostly fat. What's more important than fat is your ratios of fat and protein, while keeping your carbs under (generally) 50 grams a day. (Although you see 20 grams suggested more often, I don't think that's realistic for most people.)

Keto can absolutely work, but it has to be done correctly, and when done correctly, it's a lot of work. There's loads of math involved, shopping lists should be pre-planned, and food scales need to be used with every meal. I mean, you still have to be in a caloric deficit, but upping your fat + protein intake helps with going longer between meals, and needing less food to feel full.

As if Jen would bother with even a second of all that, though.

ALSO. HEY. Why does she chew so fucking weird? It's like watching a cow chew its cud. Does she only utilize her bottom jaw to chomp up and down? Is she trying to have the food avoid certain parts of her mouth because of tooth decay? What is it?? Watching her and Gene eat at the same time is strange; she's doing something unusual and I can't articulate why it's annoying.

She is trying to eat like she's some dainty posh lady. I bet she chews really loud in real life.

I don't know what kind of relationship her and Wino could possibly be having. You can't be intimate at her size. You wouldn't even be able to hug her. You can see in their footage, he can't even get his arms around her. You couldn't sit next to her on a couch, if she even had one.

I have a feeling she's a whining bully. Probably incredibly lazy.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

She is trying to eat like she's some dainty posh lady. I bet she chews really loud in real life.

I guess it would depend on how many actual teeth she has. We know she's missing a front tooth, but how many others are gone that we can't see?

 

[nutritionsituation]

They're made of fat and the only fruit that ever passes a deathfat's lips.

Unless blended into a delicious, light and HULTHY "sMoOtHiE" at the start of the respective fatass's cycle, of course!!!

 

[RainbowStarlight]

The top is just 1 year ago. This is very alarming.

 

[Stinky Britches]

Looks like her chair is ripping apart too above her left fat shoulder in the bottom picture.