Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
I would be you all my precious nuffins that she was paid by a feeder to post this in public to get him off.

Video of her humiliation, anyone?
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Not your nuffins!!

yeah this looks like feeder bait. Fat girl in arseless lingerie, topless with her nips starred out and holding a cute cake that says FAT GIRL on it? A little too on the nose, eh?

Methinks Ryann is shopping around for another Daddy to fart on cakes for.
 
Not your nuffins!!

yeah this looks like feeder bait. Fat girl in arseless lingerie, topless with her nips starred out and holding a cute cake that says FAT GIRL on it? A little too on the nose, eh?

Methinks Ryann is shopping around for another Daddy to fart on cakes for.
If I were her sugar daddy, I’d be pissed at paying for an apartment that Tess lets leeches like Olly stay over free of charge. Especially since those two have had a “relationship” before, which resulted in that post Olly made where she was fucking Tess (with a strap-on? I don’t know). I could see Tess getting angry and fishing for a sugar daddy or enough fetishists who lets her do whatever she wants but still covers all her lifestyle expenses.
 
I dont get why tess doesnt send Bowie to live with her Mum. She's got no interest at all in being a decent parent, she takes drugs at home, keeps them in the apartment and has a relative stranger sleeping in her child's room. It's really, really shitty of her to do that to Bowie.

I'm not saying Olly is a pedophile or anything, but it's just so wrong of her to do that. Sure kids end up sharing rooms all the time with siblings but I know in the UK if you've got a boy and a girl, once they hit a certain age theres a requirement for separate bedrooms.

I didnt think I could hate Tess more but well, here we are.
 
I dont get why tess doesnt send Bowie to live with her Mum. She's got no interest at all in being a decent parent, she takes drugs at home, keeps them in the apartment and has a relative stranger sleeping in her child's room. It's really, really shitty of her to do that to Bowie.

I'm not saying Olly is a pedophile or anything, but it's just so wrong of her to do that. Sure kids end up sharing rooms all the time with siblings but I know in the UK if you've got a boy and a girl, once they hit a certain age theres a requirement for separate bedrooms.

I didnt think I could hate Tess more but well, here we are.
Tess would love nothing more than to offload Bowie on someone. That is the root of so much of her constant whining: she has to take care of him and can’t offload him onto Jolene like she used to. Tess has no friends and her family may have told her no. That’s probably what her Thanksgiving trip was about like we predicted. Hard to have a nice apartment, a seemingly unlimited food and weed budget and then plead that you can’t take care of your son though. In a perfect world to Tubby Tess, Nick would take Bowie back with him but still has his Instagram account active so she can take credit for anything he does without actually having to be there.
 
Tik-Tok removed her panties picture, so Tess has hers in a wad:
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ETA: Tess, it's not "fully clothed" if you're in your underwear, and Tik-Tok doesn't hate fat people.
They just hate you.
 
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Tess complaining about the fact that Tiktok banned her because she is fucking fat no one wants to see that shit:
Let's be real Ryann, that cake was gone days ago. You finangled some free cake from some poor flailing bakery who was promised publicity; brought it home and danced around in cheap backless, crotchless panties with said cake; took some quick video and photos to make more feeder profit from later; then you rang up one of your "mentors" and sat on the cake and then ate it in large fistfuls in order to get money.

Sure, it seems like easy money and attention right now. But they will always want you bigger, more immobile, and more helpless. Their fetish is about control and getting off on your slow suicide, not about how GAWgeous fat women deserve to be worshipped.
 
Tess is just tryna boost her engagement “go viral” hoping that some stupid news site like the daily mail picks up her story about how tiktok hates fat bodies or whatever. Now she’s on Twitter asking followers to post photos of themselves. It’s just pretty obvious she’s been feeling down lately and needs validation from her fans to suck on her fupa. She’ll be back to posting videos of her crying next week I’m sure.
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Tess, if you were skinny and wore that outfit for a social media post we’d have been able to see nipples, some crotch area, even more ass than shown, maybe some pubes coming from every other orifice, and much much more. It’s only because you are a fat ass that your rolls cover the undesirables (even then eww).

Which makes it so much funnier to see a 30- something year old mother bitch about being banned from a public site for posting such a thing. Gross.

I hope to God that Rylee learns to just laugh with his friends instead letting the ruthless remarks about his mother get to him. If a kid finds out that a mom is a whore online, then they talk shit. It just happens, kids talk. A lot. And with a mother like Tess, you either strive to overcome the shit she puts you through or you succumb to the abuse from her and all the teenagers who find her account. Just gross. My heart goes out to the kiddos.

About her posting on Twitter for photos of her followers, last I checked that was the only type of post that gets her engagement on Twitter. Her other posts garner only a few comments (comparatively), but when she asks for photos from her followers everyone jumps to it -clown emoji for days-
 
My first reaction to those cake lewds was “Oh God, poor Rylee’s gonna be so ashamed of his mother for this.”

Get out Rylee. Work hard, keep getting good grades, and soon you’ll be able to break free from this. No matter what the kids at school or online say, your whore mother’s antics are NOT a reflection on you.

Gawd. Gimme those feels because I am so sad for those boys.
 
Rylee is at the age where kids will mercilessly mock him. He can laugh along or not but I have little doubt that he is being given endless shit about it from everyone. Tess is such an easy target to make fun of that it’s likely for the best that someone else is taking care of him. I’m sure it has impacted his self esteem and development to a significant degree. He likely needs serious therapy if he isn’t getting it already. Seems like his plan was to just bury his head in academics, party to distance himself from his embarrassing trashy mother. It’s probably better this way. Maybe he can go to a good university across the country and change his name.
 
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