TPD Public Information Officer Says No Threats of Violent Demonstrations Apparent Next Week

[Captain Manning]

Imagine being a patriotic American and joining the police and then this is your job. I'd just kill myself.

Do you think "Tommy duty" is better or worse than writing citations all day? Hard to tell. Both are more cringe than getting into car chases and gun fights with Mexican drug lords.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Tommy looks like he’s on death’s door. He’s going to be with the Space Jews soon.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tommy looks like he’s on death’s door. He’s going to be with the Space Jews soon.

Diddling the hounds of hell.

 

[naught sock account 1]

Tommy looks like he’s on death’s door. He’s going to be with the Space Jews soon.

im not convinced tom was ever alive.
how many diseases does he have?
tbf he's a walking disease...

“	a $100 bill for me to touch his or let him touch mine.	„

 

[AnOminous]

Tommy looks like he’s on death’s door. He’s going to be with the Space Jews soon.

He doesn't even look human. He looks like some wizened gremlin from some horror fantasy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He doesn't even look human. He looks like some wizened gremlin from some horror fantasy.

Like that drifter who raped Randall Flagg in the Dark Tower.

 

[naught]

With each passing day he grows more decrepit and depraved, what's the under over on him returning?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

He reminds me of when they found the Labyrinth puppet that was lost in luggage claims for years and years.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Nothing like a dingy can of Comet in the background to complete the 'crime scene from Se7en' look.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing like a dingy can of Comet in the background to complete the 'crime scene from Se7en' look.

The murderer would have actually used the Comet to clean the murder scene though. Hasn't that particular can of Comet been there for literally months, obviously unused?