Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

You forget that eastern Canada is cold af from November to April and we run the heater non stop. It does get extremely dry indoor.

Just to give you an idea, my tropical plants have their own corner with an humidifier running 24/7 during winter otherwise they drop dead within 2 months even with the best care.

For that reason, random nosebleeds do happen and aren't unusual... until you get them a few times per day.

:cryblood:

But Chantal is Chantal and with her, any excuse is good to justify her body giving up, excepting admitting that she's eating herself to death.

Bit it's not just cuz it's dry af.
Exactly. I live in Ottawa, it’s humid outside but not inside, especially depending on your heating.
I have two humidifiers running.
Chantal’s is electric heating meaning her place is dry as fuck. She needs several humidifiers but she wouldn’t clean them and her breathing would just get worst. She’s too stupid to live.
 
Not that Peetz was ever a looker, but jesus christ has living with Chantal ever been a horrible experience. He's starting to look like her early photos.

High blood pressure for sure, also atherosclerosis (build up in arteries), but the easiest guess would be the Warfarin. Because it's a blood thinner and she's constantly on a mining mission up there, little cuts that would otherwise clot and stop bleeding aren't. Aspirin can do the same. There's also all kinds of other possibilities, but the Warfarin is an easy bet.
But she's been on blood thinners for well over a year.
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She claims those nosebleeds are due to "dry air" and her habit of picking her nose (as an aside, not only does she pick her nose, she has been caught more than once eating the booger, for real; ever the toddler)

This is something we should be suspicious of. I started watching her in spring of 2018. I admit, I have not watched every single minute she shits out on YouTube, but I have seen my fair share. Picking her nose is not new; she has been doing it since I first tuned in. Ottawa is not a particularly dry region; in fact, average humidity is 81% in the morning, and 59% in the afternoon, which makes it more humid than dry.

What is new are the nosebleeds. We have seen three of them since the end of December, and she claims she gets them all the time.

She lies about the root cause of everything; nothing is due to her weight, nothing is due to her ailments. Why wouldn't she lie about the nosebleeds?

I think the nosebleeds might be a symptom of something really wrong with her. I'm not a doc, but maybe one of our medfags could suggest what non-benign maladies could cause frequent nosebleeds? I assume high blood pressure would be one, but I would also guess there are more.

At any rate, picking her nose and Ottawa's weather ought not be causing them. Else, why didn't we hear of nosebleeds years ago? She has not changed her habits or city.
I'll believe that the nosebleed was caused by dry air. This is her first winter in the new place, previously she was with bibi, who may have had a humidifier running. Now she doesn't have that.

In addition, I think her diabetes is making it worse. It's not that she has a bleed, it's that the cracked blood vessels need to heal, and between the sry air and her raging beerus blood, she can't heal. So the cracks just reopen and she has this perpetual bloody nose that gets triggered whenever she gets excited or eats, because her BP is so high minor activity causes bleeds.
Her blood type is unsalted.
Sir, do you RRALLY expect me to believe her blood is unsalted with her diet? I'd bet there's more salt then the entire A+H board in one of her arteries.
 
Check out the nutritionals in her Red Lobster meal. (Disclaimer, this comes from third-party website.)

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She considers this a "healthier" option.

But it was only 23% of the daily carbs allotted!! It's good for the diabetes I don't have!!

Those numbers are astounding when considering Clotso's health, just astounding. Over 100% of dv in all but 2 categories. You could literally see the sodium affecting her in real time on camera in her face, especially her eyes. As someone said above, it's hard to look away. She is a fascinating study in Delusion & Denial. I have no doubt she has been or will be brought up in medical schools, nutrition and psychology classes as an example of.......fuck, too many things to list but all caught on camera and edited (reaction/parody channels) already for study.

Do trans fat cause transgenderism cuz Peetz "Fish Nets" McGee is coming along nicely/s

eta; Is one difference in the nosebleeds because she switched her med back to Wafarin?
 
i'm just gonna assume, for my own well being, that peetz just forgot to zip back up after using the bathroom. but what kind of weirdo wears jeans around the house anyway? at first i was thinking maybe he didn't change after work/stepping out.. but he works from home and doesn't have a car. get you some cute leggings or yoga pants, peetz. if you don't already secretly own some.
Most people in the Death Fat section are women, but I think you'd find most men wear jeans around the house. When you're working in the garage or woodshop, or if you have livestock, thin sweatpants or whatever doesn't cut it because they rip too easily or if you're lying on the ground, you'll get cold fast.
 
Most people in the Death Fat section are women, but I think you'd find most men wear jeans around the house. When you're working in the garage or woodshop, or if you have livestock, thin sweatpants or whatever doesn't cut it because they rip too easily or if you're lying on the ground, you'll get cold fast.

You think Peetz is doing any actual husbandry shit? He isn't even taking out cardboard boxes. He might as well be a middle aged nag in sweats.
 
I actually really like this drawing. They even captured the depression that poor Sham must feel living with our Gas Giant.
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It's a shame someone wasted their amazing artistic talents to appease that hateful blob.
We can illustrate, discuss, and exemplify all day long about how loathsome, misanthropic, ignorant, and narcissistic this ticking ogre truly is, but if there is one nice thing I can say about Clotso: she has some really fucking cute cats.

I am surprised no one has commented on this yet...
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>"I'm giving as much of myself as I'm currently able to give"
What does Clotso give exactly? What is her schedule filled with? Other than scouring the Internet for any and all mentions of her, whether they be vague or direct, and trying to harass and censor the authors, what hobbies does she have? Any commitments? Any passions? Message me when anyone has an answer. I presume this would be in the same period as when Chantal achieves ketosis.

Also, this is my 1,000th post on the Kiwi Farms! To be honest, I did not see myself lasting this long on this site. I did not expect my autism and retardation to be this well received!! Thank you my fellow Kiwis!
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I happened across this item. I guess there are so many possibilities for why our hippo is having these nosebleeds, so I don't want to get my hopes up.

"With chronic liver disease, the spleen may pull platelets out of the circulation or the bone marrow may not be producing sufficient platelets. Often, both of these problems contribute to low circulating platelet levels. As with other disorders that decrease platelets, nosebleeds and other spontaneously bleeding may occur."
--Healthfully.com


I just cannot get over her followers who gather on livestreams to tell her how beautiful and wonderful she is, and who give her money.

I am so glad that she ordered Red Lobster last night. I was hoping she wouldn't bore us with another cooking video. Don't get me wrong, I can't watch her eat. I can't watch her do much of anything, but I feel better knowing she's still on the gravy train.
 
The hilarious thing is that once she finally keels over (oh dear God please let it be during a livestream, so that it may live on long after we are gone), you just know all the cat artists and armchair philosophers and lapdogs and fat pants-shitters in her audience will rail against kiwifarms and the haydurs for killing her. Then, they will scatter to the four winds, never to think of her again. These are her "friends", who look the other way as she literally kills herself, and then see no culpability in it when it happens.
 
Chantal's rants the last few months about how people only criticize her and react to her because she is fat are delusional. This defense mechanism, to say that all criticism of her is JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE IS A FAT SHAMER, allows her to keep living in the delusion that she is great just how she is and everyone else is the problem.

What she doesn't see is the preponderance of evidence that most fat women at her size on YouTube don't engender a slew of reaction channels commenting on and criticizing their every move. Kandy Foxx, for example, is a big person who also seems incredibly normal and nice with a job and friends and hobbies. No reaction channels. Prissy P? She seems fun and nice... no reaction community. Hungry Fat Chick has a lot of issues and even does porn, but she also seems nice and reaction channels don't touch her. Even for LifebyJen, who seems to be a hot mess but a nice person with a lot of problems, can't get reaction channels worked up enough to spend much time on.

Amber and Nikacado and Chantal on the other hand, who have made being a a train wreck a brand, do get the reaction channels.

I think every day I see a new reaction channel for Chantal.... these things are growing like weeds ultimately because of her personality, life choices, and the way she chooses to create content showcasing her life deteriorating.

If you read this Chantal, here are the reasons you get so much criticism:

You Disgust People
  • Constant burping and farting
  • Poop and diarrhea talk as an everyday topic
  • Your cats shit in the kitchen which means their fecal matter is all over your kitchen and the food you eat
  • Your cats and their hair are all over the counter and hair/dander obviously in your food which is so unhygienic
  • Your room/kitchen/house is shamefully dirty and you live in filth
  • You show up on camera looking like hygiene is not a priority
Normal, average people find all of these things disgusting. Everyone farts, but we don't desire to have farts shoved in our faces.

Your voices and outbursts and tics are cringey and annoying

  • Baby voice/"I'm so innocent" manipulation voice
  • Screeching at the cats (and pretending like this is good content)
  • Cat voices
  • Nonsense words you yell over and over like CHUBBYUSE!!! (What the fuck is that? Why would you keep yelling this?)
  • Weird faces, such as rat face
  • Saying "you know?" at the end of every sentence to self-validate your nonsense. No, I don't know.
You're mean and nasty to people but act like you aren't
  • Racism
  • Antisemitism
  • Age Shaming
  • Appearance shaming
  • Not apologizing to people when you were wrong, doubling down instead
  • Saying everyone who criticizes you (aka most of your audience) are losers
  • Saying people are jealous of you (absolutely not)
  • Ordering all sorts of food Peetz doesn't like
  • Acting like Peetz isn't good enough for you
  • Manipulating Peetz with baby voice
  • Striking channels who are within their legal right
  • Getting mad at people who offer critique without acknowledging that you are the one choosing to put this content out there.
  • Claiming you are a nice person despite the clear evidence to the contrary
You lie to the viewers
  • Saying you haven't gained weight when it is evident that your body is much larger than it was even recently
  • Claiming to follow some kind of diet (then later admitting you were binging off camera)
  • Claiming that you are healthy off camera (and people should stop judging you because they don't know!) but then later admitting you order delivery 2+ times a day and showcasing in lives that you basically just eat all day long
  • Saying you hired someone to take the boxes away but then they are never gone and then you say you actually haven't hired them yet
  • You say you have a lot of friends but we never see them (even before covid)
  • Pretending like you have a longstanding interest in fast food history and memorabilia as an excuse to binge on mcdonalds
  • You were in a hotel room alone on New Years Eve
  • Etc etc etc
You preach about health as your body deteriorates
  • Talking about each new diet like you are a health expert and preach to people about what they should be doing but then quit immediately and binge
  • Sanctimonious rants about how everyone who doesn't agree with you is a nasty haydur but then you change your own position constantly
  • Deciding that it must be healthy to eat right before bed because your body needs fuel at night, for example
  • Etc etc etc
Accumulating serious health problems without taking any actual steps to fix them
  • The constant diarrhea, blood clots, super extreme fatty liver, diabetes, sores that don't heal, thing on your arm etc etc
  • Declining mobility due to increasing body size
  • Inability to care for yourself (Peetz has to put on socks)
  • Eating a ton of horrible, sugary/carby foods while you have very high blood sugar as if it's not a big deal
You tell us your delusions
  • Love affairs in other countries when you have out of control health problems you aren't addressing
  • Trip to the Dominican Republic when you can barely walk
  • Being some kind of traveling food critic when you can basically only say if something is creamy or not and never actually describing food
You're lazy to an extent that is hard for most people to fathom
  • Your content is extremely lazy
  • You say YouTube is your job but put no effort into growing your skills as a video editor even after YEARS (You could be a bomb editor by now if you had put some effort into learning over the past years)
  • Won't do basic things to unclutter your space like break down cardboard boxes
  • Won't clean your house
  • Wont cook for yourself on any regular basis
We get whiplash
  • Constant diet/health plan changes
  • Constant youtube name changes
  • Constant channel changes, whether or not you're talking about your weight or health
  • Saying you aren't doing mukbangs anymore, then just healthy mukbangs, then full on mukbangs, and repeat
  • Crying about health problems then eating terrible food that will exacerbate the same problems you just credit about
  • Community Page rants that are deleted within hours
  • Live rants that get deleted because your channel is about positivity now
All of this combined is why you get criticism. "If you don't like it don't watch!!" Well.... I don't like it, exactly, but it's such an extreme train wreck I just can't look away. This is human psychology at work. Just because you see something worthy of criticism doesn't mean you are going to stop looking at that thing. It's so outrageous that people want to talk about it, and they do.

Ultimately, even though I find Chantal outrageously annoying and her life choices unbelievable, I root for her to get her shit together, lose weight, reverse the health issues to the degree that's possible, and start traveling and doing the things she wants to do. (While also gaining some self awareness and kindness and consistency). I would love to see it. I'm here for it.

I'm a hadyur AND a supporter, you know?
 
Re: Nosebleeds
If I recall correctly, during Chinny's last hospital scare, she reported that one of the reasons she was bummed was because they "put her back on Coumadin.' I am assuming that she was either not on any blood thinner in the last who knows how long, or she was on a blood thinner that does not require an INR test. Plavix is one such med. So I really do think until Chinny has been back on Coumadin and her levels have been adjusted, that is the most likely cause of the nosebleeds.
The enlarged spleen, however, does create a plausible reason also.

ETA: Watching Chantal is like betting on which extremity will just fall off of a leper.
Gruesome, but morbidly hilarious.
 
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