Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[The Husbando Collector]

Oh yes, she absolutely believes she an "empath." Lori habitually spins narratives to portray herself as the innocent victim and the other party as the sole offender or abuser. This a form of psychological manipulation called DARVO: Deny, Attack, and Reverse Victim and Offender. Lori, like many other personality disordered pieces of shit, refuses to acknowledge or take responsibility for her own actions. When she inevitably creates chaos and toxicity in a relationship, she aggressively blames everyone but herself.

Narcissist's Lori's Prayer
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did...
You deserved it.

Does that sound familiar? Here are some more hypocritical and self-victimizing posts Lori has made on social media over the years:

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JFC she looks like one of the hartley horrors if gwenneh decided to jump on the e-girl bandwagon. Bitch straight up looks like a goblin beat the shit out of and stole the clothes off of some poor girl in Harajuku.

 

[drain]

Ah, this person. It was time for her to get a thread here because the Lolcow one is unreadable for me. Too much nitpicking and useless catty comments.

I want to add a couple things:
- Lori isn't ugly, what really rotted her is her horrible personality. If she stopped with the retarded e-girl schtick (which is annoying no matter your age anyway) and the stupid filters and just went normal, she would be an attractive person. Of course she never will, because she's mentally ill and refuses mental help.

- She isn't this ana-chan supreme she claims to be. She's skinny, but not as much as in her OF pics. In her candid cosplay pics, she's thin, but not skeletal. I think she's photoshopping her body into ana-chan territory. Irl, she isn't as thin.

- Liking it or not, she will always have simps as long as filters and OF exists. She can be 50 and still photoshopping herself into oblivion and simps will still be paying her. It sucks, but it's life. What really will get difficult for her is getting a man irl who would support her, because she's fucking insufferable.

- Kevin looks like a fucking zombie. Homeboy needs to get out yesterday or she will literally suck the life outta him.

- She doesn't look old for her age, but for sure nobody will mistake her for a 20 year old. She looks like a normal adult woman. Again, if she was a normal person and not acted like a pile of steaming shit, she would be kinda attractive.

- Her videos made me cringe so hard I think my head will explode at any given time now.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

- She isn't this ana-chan supreme she claims to be. She's skinny, but not as much as in her OF pics. In her candid cosplay pics, she's thin, but not skeletal. I think she's photoshopping her body into ana-chan territory. Irl, she isn't as thin.

Yea not Cooney or Ashley Isaacs level but she went through a period where 'she couldn't eat' anything but 9 dollar jamba juice shakes. She seems to have fallen off of this as of late.

I'm not disputing she can get some simpbux, but she is not going to get enough to make any real money that would replace a job, which seems to be her goal - to not have to get a job. OF is saturated with too many girls all ready, and belle delphine clones are a dime a dozen. she is competing in an oversaturated market. the only pics I've seen are all in her room, the same 3 or 4 poses. Lori could do ok and get a small following that would give her spending money for a short time if she could find her own little niche.

-She doesn't look old for her age

Everyone will feel differently. I think she's a hag. She's 35, skin has a rough texture and looks stretched and tight. I can fully admit that I probably can't be objective, though.

 

[drain]

skin has a rough texture and looks stretched and tight.

Yeah, but this can be fixed with the correct skincare, but she's too lazy and delusional to accept she needs to take care of her skin, she thinks she's perfect the way it is. If she cared about her skin, she would look normal.

Even teenagers can look like shit if they neglect their skin, and I've seen pretty busted teens irl. But saying she looks like she's in her late 40s is a stretch, imho.

Anyway, she's completely dogshit and a terrible person all around, so I think looking like a witch has more to do to acting like one than anything else. The exterior really matches the interior.

I'm not disputing she can get some simpbux, but she is not going to get enough to make any real money that would replace a job, which seems to be her goal - to not have to get a job. OF is saturated with too many girls all ready, and belle delphine clones are a dime a dozen. she is competing in an oversaturated market. the only pics I've seen are all in her room, the same 3 or 4 poses. Lori could do ok and get a small following that would give her spending money for a short time if she could find her own little niche.

She will be forever trapped in the simp cycle, and the fact she doest have any education and will never earn her money the traditional way is sad.
But again, her role model is Belle Delphine and she left school at 14.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

LORI & HER "MEDICAL" "CONDITIONS"
Lori is a leech. Over the years, she's drifted between various residences, grifted resources, and told sob stories to evade responsibility. As a real life anime princess, Lori feels entitled to spend all day playing dress-up and hoarding plastic weeb shit with her money. She's worked part-time jobs in sex toy shops and lower end retail when absolutely necessary, but wants a victim to ultimately pay her bills.



Lori claims to have major medical conditions that have rendered her "a cripple" and prevented her from traditional employment. These alleged issues are:
1) a broken spine / a spinal cord injury
2) chronic nausea

Could someone with a "broken back" move like this?

She is an unreliable narrator, though, with a long history of lying so these claims are suspicious and warrant sufficient side-eye. Lori has used a wide variety of excuses to continue freeloading off of her victims and, on one occasion, even suggested undiagnosed autism to justify her behavior.

- “I found a white vinyl zero two flight suit that could work really well...but i need extra funds. When forever21 shit itself i stopped being scheduled because im the cripple so any extra income has come from patreon. Finding a retail / customer service job is hard when you cant lift more than 15 pounds. The chronic nausea doesn’t help and i have no thc here to calm my body down so i can function outside of my home without fear of having to lay down on the floor for 10 to 20 minutes until the nausea subsides.” - Lori the Cripple

- “GOOD LORD HERE WE GO. Are you stupid. What are these kids on these days. And then to point out *my* shoes when i havent complained about my shoes. My whole costume is functional. Im wearing the shoes im wearing because my spinal cord is broken. You know, physical disabilities and all.” - Lori after insulting another Zero Two cosplayer’s shoes and acting surprised when the bullied cosplayer retaliates.

- “I hate wigs, ill use them but for my favorite characters i like to color my actual hair with the aid of extensions. Im heat sensitive and i have chronic nausea so staying cool is important.” - Lori

- "I got a spinal cord injury too!" - Lori

- “I might be slightly autistic.” - Lori

Spoiler: Screenshots of Lori’s Alleged “Medical Issues"

Considering all of this, Lori's chronic nausea is understandable. If you were Lori, wouldn't you be constantly disgusted by yourself? However, a broken spine sounds quite serious. How does Lori manage to move, dance, jump, and kick with such a terrible condition?

Spoiler: More Suspiciously Able-Bodied Lori GIFs and Videos

 

[Enola Straight]

I'm really happy to see this living trainwreck finally getting her own thread. She's been on my radar for years since we used to hang out in the same circles. It's crazy to then, at least for awhile, she had many fans...myself included.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I'm really happy to see this living trainwreck finally getting her own thread. She's been on my radar for years since we used to hang out in the same circles. It's crazy to then, at least for awhile, she had many fans...myself included.

Ooooo, any interesting stories?

 

[Enola Straight]

Ooooo, any interesting stories?

I wish I did. I only spoke to her once via Livejournal. I told her how cool she was and how much I loved Sailor Moon, just like her. I don't remember exactly how she worded it, but she wrote my compliment off with basically "of course I'm cool, I'm Usagi!" sort of reply, and then said something that insinuated I wasn't that big of a Sailor Moon fan because no one could be as big of a Sailor Moon fan as her, of course! I dipped after that because I was a kid and a pussy who got her feelings hurt.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Some little things I noticed in Lori's IG

Spoiler: Lori big mad

Maybe I am nitpicking a little but her middle and ring finger cuticles look off

Now this other pic was taken before the nails update, but I just find it very sad that someone pushing 40 uploads pics like this and gets their nails done like that.

Spoiler: 35 year old lady lol

 

[AbraCadaver]

Remember everyone, people totally think she looks 13!!

I remember this skank from waaaay back in the early 2000’s when she insisted her obviously-mismatched-colors extensions were her “real Usagi hair”, only to have her crew turn on her and post that bathroom picture, with two sadly bedraggled thick yellow extensions hanging from a light fixture next to the mirror. Good times.

That and her dating some sort of almost Mamoru looking dude and constantly cheating on him, and her “I EET YUU” weird catchphrase that everyone in cosplay thought was retarded. Never thought of her again in the ensuing 18+ years but I’m not shocked she’s unemployed, approaching 40 and shaking her arse in heavily filtered videos for porn pennies. Puffing out her face to hide the wrinkles, that’s a new one.

 

[drain]

It's sad that her slave boyfriend is working for minimum wage just for her to buy all those clothes and shoes that will never see the light of day because she doesn't have any friends irl or any place to go. Kevin really needs to get his act together before it is too late. He suffers from self-esteem issues to an alarming degree and if he doesn't get out and seek professional help, he will end up dead, I'm not even joking.

I personally think that if Lori cut her loli bullshit and just modelled online alternative clothes or japanese fashion, she would do ok. I know a lot of people in their 30s/40s who like to dress themselves like this and have an alternative, creative style. It is a shame that she's throwing out the opportunity to be a normal adult with an interesting fashion sense just to RP as a loli for simp bucks.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

So, she spent 70 bucks of his money on those raggedy ass acrylics and, instead of speaking up and having them fix it, she's complaining on IG? Is she hoping someone offers her money for a new set?

I don't think she could model for an alt store or Japanese brand, just my personal opinion. Lookswise, ok, maybe. Lots of places are going with different models now (japanese are pretty ageist though, so can't see that happening). But this is Lori; if a brand posted a pic of her in an outfit and some rando commented anything she perceived as less than ass kissing her, she'd start insulting them. No business wants to deal with that. Plus, she doesn't want to do the brand and clothing styles that would suit her age and look. She wants to be seen in cosplay stuff and loli raver crap that people significantly younger are wearing.

 

[drain]

I don't think she could model for an alt store or Japanese brand

Oh no, I wasn't trying to say she could be a legit model, let alone for a Japanese brand, because she definitely can't. I was trying to say that she could ''model'' on her own social media pages like some instagram women do. Like, be known as someone with a creative style and even try to lauch her own brand or something. Instead, she chose to make soft core loli porn to gross men online and leech on a guy 8 years her junior.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lorena is a Narcissist with a capital N and her mind revolves around being UwU sExY 13 yR OLd BaBBy kITtEn. She can’t change and adjust her image to something more age-appropriate.

She will be doing that shtick til she’s sixty, prancing around in clothes 40 years too young for her, with so many video smoothing filters applied that her face will warp into Odo from DS9. And she won’t be fooling anyone but herself. Aged narcissists are the WORST because they won’t let go of thinking they can look 18 forever.

If you want to see who Lori is going to be in 20 years, meander over to the Margaret Palermo thread and watch a woman in her late 50’s filter half her face off until she looks like a glowing pile of melted wax, while trying to be “jung and bootiful girl” on instagram....before doling out dispirited handjobs to businessmen in motel rooms because she can’t get any other job.

Welcome to your future, Lorena. Enjoy nightmare.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

I remember this skank from waaaay back in the early 2000’s when she insisted her obviously-mismatched-colors extensions were her “real Usagi hair”, only to have her crew turn on her and post that bathroom picture, with two sadly bedraggled thick yellow extensions hanging from a light fixture next to the mirror. Good times.

Is this one of the old bathroom pictures you remember from the Kewl Kou Klub "kou-pocalypse"? For Lori, the hair extensions revelation seemed to be a particularly damaging part of the Kou's exposé. Without the smokescreen of her skinwalking identities like Sailor Moon or Zero Two, Lori's true self is far less adept at manipulating people. She has a hostile, jealous, greedy, and bitter personality that's banal at best and malignant at worst. Here is an example of Lori bullying another Zero Two cosplayer:

"Another ill fitting suit and sagging ass handles. Why."

"My suit is perfection."

"yea. Im amazing."



In many ways, Lori is average - not that there's anything wrong with average. Most healthy adults view averageness as an inevitable part of the human experience, not an existential threat. But reality itself and the concept of mediocrity contradict Lori's distorted self-image. From a clinical perspective, the opposite of body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) is pathological narcissism. Lori's ego is so fragile that any discrepancies between her idealized self and her lived experience can cause distress. To understand her warped perception, here's Lori without and with her usual avalanche of beautifying filters:





Lori identifies with her heavily filtered picture on the right. For the narcissist, the threat of being average can cause a retreat into fantasy to preserve their perceived "specialness." In the real world, however, Lori has far less power than she thinks she deserves. Lori is an average middle-aged woman with an average appearance, average intelligence, and average existence. In addition, Lori lacks a career, a high school diploma, personal accomplishments, professional accomplishments, community membership, long term goals, financial stability, hobbies outside of cosplay, etc. She doesn't contribute to society in any meaningful way and she's certainly not a great beauty, intellectual, philanthropist, or visionary who will leave a lasting legacy.

The only "special" things about Lori are her defective personality and her disturbing penchant for abusing others. The good news is that Lori's erratic behavior, psychological disorganization, and mediocrity make her a middle to lower functioning predator. To put it plainly, she'll never be one of Dr. Robert Hare's sophisticated "snakes in suits." The older Lori gets, the harder it'll be to hide her sociopathy and keep her mask of sanity from slipping. Thankfully, Lori has the decency to warn others about her toxicity with aposematic rainbow anime idiot hair...so yay? In the coming years, maybe Lori will become a deranged psycho-biddy à la Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? or a reclusive local legend like Angelyne. I still think there's a good chance Lori will discover she's the long lost twin of serial killer and rapist Karla Homolka.



Those cold eyes, that smug predatory gaze, the mixed expression of duping delight and contempt - I can't be the only one who sees the resemblance. Whatever happens, Lori has a very interesting future ahead of her.

Spoiler: Glimpses Into Lori's Future?

Bette Davis as Baby Jane Hudson

Los Angeles icon Angelyne

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Is this one of the old bathroom pictures you remember from the Kewl Kou Klub "kou-pocalypse"? For Lori, the hair extensions revelation seemed to be a particularly enraging part of the Kou's exposé. Without the smokescreen of her skinwalking identities like Sailor Moon or Zero Two, Lori's true self is far less charismatic and less adept at manipulating people. She has a hostile, greedy, jealous, and bitter personality that's banal at best and malignant at worst. Here is an example of Lori bullying another Zero Two cosplayer:

"Another ill fitting suit and sagging ass handles. Why."

"My suit is perfection."

"yea. Im amazing."

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In many ways, Lori is average - not that there's anything wrong with average. Most healthy individuals view averageness as an inevitable part of the human experience, not an existential threat. But reality itself and the concept of normality contradict Lori's narcissistic self-image. Lori's ego is fragile so any discrepancies between her idealized self and her lived experience can cause distress. For example, here's Lori without and with her usual avalanche of beautifying filters:

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For the narcissist, the threat of being "normal" can cause a flight into fantasy wherein the egomaniac is special and omnipotent. In the real world, however, Lori has far less power than she thinks she deserves. Lori is an average middle-aged woman with an average appearance, average intelligence, and average existence. In addition, Lori lacks a career, a high school diploma, personal accomplishments, professional accomplishments, community membership, long term goals, financial stability, hobbies outside of cosplay, etc. She doesn't contribute to society in any meaningful way and she's certainly not a great beauty, intellectual, philanthropist, or visionary who will leave a lasting legacy.

The only "special" things about Lori are her defective personality and her disturbing penchant for abusing others. The good news is that Lori's erratic behavior, psychological disorganization, and mediocrity make her a lower functioning perpetrator. To put it plainly, she ain't one of Dr. Robert Hare's sophisticated "snakes in suits." The older Lori gets, the harder it will be to hide her sociopathy and keep her mask from slipping. At the very least, Lori has the decency to warn others about her toxicity with aposematic rainbow hair...so yay?

Should really put that side by side shot of her face in the OP, that’s pretty much her in a nutshell.

The bathoom pic I’m thinking of was at a hotel during a convention, I think. I remember the mirror was to the right and her terrible Usagi extensions were clearly hanging from it. I recall thinking they looked rubbish and wondered if she ever used wig conditioner, or jut rode them hard until they became unusable and them bought new ones.

 

[Red Mask]

The only legacy Lori will leave is the abuse of others and being a laughing stock on the internet. I wonder how her exes are doing. Does anyone know?

 

[12 Inch Taint]

I 'knew' her ex Scott online through a friend of friend type deal. He finished his degree, has a career and been with his lady for a few years. I remember he was planning moving out West to live with her, not sure if he did or not. Nothing really interesting on him. She was or is a cosplayer, too, I think.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

The only legacy Lori will leave is the abuse of others and being a laughing stock on the internet. I wonder how her exes are doing. Does anyone know?

I 'knew' her ex Scott online through a friend of friend type deal. He finished his degree, has a career and been with his lady for a few years. I remember he was planning moving out West to live with her, not sure if he did or not. Nothing really interesting on him. She was or is a cosplayer, too, I think.

I'm not sure what he's up to these days, but do know a bit about Scott's post-Lori life. Scott (Mamoru #3) and Lori dated from from 2004 to 2005. After Scott and Lori's dramatic breakup, Scott dated another Sailor Moon cosplayer known as Usagi Seion who was sweet, talented, and respected by the weeb community. Lori hated this poor girl. Usagi Seion hung out with some of the Kous after the coup and took Lori's place as their Sailor Moon on occasion. The Kou's Sailor Mars attempted to mediate when Lori antagonized Usagi Seion but ultimately failed. Lori was (and is) an outrageously jealous, petty, and bitter person. She nursed a nasty grudge against the new Usagi for a long time, would frequently talk shit about her, and probably still hates her to this very day. Knowing Lori, I'd be shocked if she didn't have a dartboard with Usagi Seion's face as well as countless other pictures of the people who "disrespected" her over the years.

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EDIT: Just wanted to expand upon the recent loony news update from this post by HIVidaBoheme.

Lurking Lori was apparently quite offended by a previous post that insinuated she wore press-on nails. Press-on nails are low rent and she is a real life anime princess, goddamnit. We peasants need to get it through our thick skulls that she is a klassy Kou and, as a top 3% OnlyFans "model," she's practically rolling in dough like Scrooge McDuckface. To teach us losers a lesson, Lori demanded "asked" Kevin to scrounge up $70 of his hard-earned money to get her nails done - a princess never spends her own savings when there's a minion around. This was the result:

"More than disappointed with these. It's bad enough they fumbled my appointment but unlayered sparkles, not centered butterfly, uneven application, so some of my nails are THICK. This is just sad for $70." - Lori

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Lurking Lori was apparently quite offended by a previous post that insinuated she wore press-on nails. Press-on nails are low rent and she is a real life anime princess, goddamnit.

Yet it's clear she went to the cheapest salon. Those types of nails can't be done (well) at your run of the mill sweatshop Asian nail salon. They're not easy to do and require a lot more time. $70 is what you would normally pay for a set of regular acrylics. Also, that's a weird hill to die on over someone claiming you have press-ons. Now she's going to forever ruin her nails over fake nails. I wonder what else we can nit pick on Lori that will rile her up to change. Should we start commenting on her thin lips and see if she'll go the Momo route and get injections. Lori is the type of person that once she starts plastic surgery, she won't stop. But to her dismay, she's too poor.