DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

Even if it somehow made it you know he would veto this one, RPG and all can;t play too many of them at once unlike say Chrono Trigger.

It really feels like he's trying to finesse a Chrono Trigger playthrough in place of DOS2 and I think he's going to be shocked to find his audience not having it and demanding he play something more interesting. Don't get me wrong, love Chrono Trigger but watching DSP play JRPGs is like watching paint recite Shakespeare but it's a play you've seen 9,000 times and you're just now realizing you're in hell.

 

[wahkando]

That Jerma guy is okay, also a few Total War streamers are nice guys. But I don't get the allue of 99% of what seems the 'typical' streamer, not including the scum layer where you get the DSP / Wings types.

Most the TW streamers are total dipshits or retards too though lol

The only one who seems like an actual nice person is Apollo and he is a perma shut in nerd with dyslexia. Legend's alright but I don't watch streams and he does have a super edge lord persona.

99% of streamers are total fuck heads, psycohpaths, egomaniacs and losers anyhow. Why else would they be streamers?

 

[tzgnilki]

It still cracks me up that he absolutely has to throw poor Kat under the bus whenever he's making a new rule for his stream. Too much of a pussy to make commitments on his own, so *thumb* muh wife agrees with me! If you have a problem with it, you are LITERALLY attacking his family and you need to stop being toxic. It's like the "Excuse me, he asked for no pickles" meme, only the wife couldn't give less of a shit of what Phil is hiding from.
This "retro stream" should be a riot, because no matter what he plays we'll get 2 hours of him calling the game shit after he previously called it good or a mixed bag. We'll probably get the old "It hasn't aged well!" excuse.

the saddest thing is he already got the money for the viewer's choice and it already had a bunch of rules

now he wants to add more rules

make this retro replay dogshit a seperate monthly subscriber goal, do something different and base it on followers for once, maybe set a huge channel points goal for it, or atleast wait for this viewer's choice to finish

holy fuck

 

[TheGoutGoblin]

RUN. RUN. HE'S BEHIND YOU. RUN. RUN. RUN.

 

[Paladin Derich]

EDIT: After again explaining that he is as safe as he can be, Phil again gave a run down of his precautions.
He hasn't mentioned the hand ax and I don't think I've ever been more disappointed.
Phil, please. They're iconic, don't recton them out. In fact, the $50 tip goal should be to set it on the couch next to you. We want more paranoid self-defense hatchets, not less.

Phil really needs to learn the definition of opsec. A smart person doesn't disclose their security measures to the general public, because now its even easier for a poop-toucher to plan ahead with all those things in mind. He's already disclosed that he has no firearms and the only actual weapon at his disposal is a survival hatchet. If it was anyone else, I'd assume they're playing 8-dimensional backgammon and have a few surprises up their sleeve, but this is Phil.

Phil just said that he was afraid to hurt someone if they ever broke into the snort fort and he wasn’t being sarcastic at all about it. Imagine this geriatric fending off trolls with a hand axe. Lmao bro I fuckin can’t

I'd take that with a grain of salt. I remember Boogie said something like that about firearms to garner sympathy, and before we knew it, he was firing warning shots at Frank Hassle. Phil would probably hide in his office with the hatchet, and finally go berserker if the intruder decided to fully penetrate the pigpen. Phil would then gas out after 30 seconds and then get beaten down or shot.

The thing is that even if Phil likes some fighting games, he still likes winning more. This completely stalls him as a player and prevents any sort of growth.

Another example is the recent Gran Blue game. I remember he got mad as fuck with that one, especially with the characters taunting him afterwards. Big ups Lancelot.

@LyteSydeByll Any thoughts on the fact that, as you have been playing CT, Phil has suddenly had the revelation that he needs to play it as well? Seems like a strange coincidence to me...

I remember saying in the chat that phil can't play JRPGs for shit, and Byll commented on it. I guess pigroach took it to heart.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Phil is suggesting that the next Viewer's Choice marathon be locked to retro games that he already played (not within the last 5 years). He explained that Kat put on RPG music last night to relax and the Chrono Trigger soundtrack played. Phil explained in depth that he would like to play CT again.
So he basically wants to play CT and is already trying to steer people to vote for that in this theoretical event. He'll probably play it regardless and probably to use it to stall on playing whatever actually wins.
He is trying to get people to pay him for an event, to play a game (CT or otherwise) that he would likely have picked up again anyway, and then will beg during playthrough. He really loathes that he has to play Divinity.
Phil is getting frustrated that people are suggesting games that he hasn't played, and is telling them they need to go search if he ever played the game themselves - if he didn't, it is ineligible. Classic TIHYDP views are about to get a sudden surge...

@LyteSydeByll Any thoughts on the fact that, as you have been playing CT, Phil has suddenly had the revelation that he needs to play it as well? Seems like a strange coincidence to me...

Oh my god. Phil is so predictable:

What's stopping Phil from treating Divinity 2 like Code Vein? "Uhh, I was gonna start Divinity: Original Sin 2 today, but over the past month, I've been recieving tons of messages from viewers and they don't wanna see that shit! So this week, I'm gonna start a Redemption Run of Super Mario World! A ton of people were asking for it, and now it's finally here!"

(I know he already played SMW recently; that doesn't matter.)

If it turns out I gave him the idea: Go fuck yourself, Phil! Sorry, everyone else!

Chrono Trigger is my favorite game. What do you think he'll use: The shitty ZSNES emulator he used last time, or the equally-ass PS1 version? I can't wait to hear him sing over Corridors of Time.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil autistically swinging an axe around is too funny. He kinda did this to himself. Most streamers I watch I would have no idea where they actually live. Phil literally doxed himself by filming his process of buying a home lmao.

Also an axe wouldn't kill on site. So you'd have a crazy internet troll running around your house with a gash in their arm screaming their head off.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil autistically swinging an axe around is too funny. He kinda did this to himself. Most streamers I watch I would have no idea where they actually live. Phil literally doxed himself by filming his process of buying a home lmao.

Also an axe wouldn't kill on site. So you'd have a crazy internet troll running around your house with a gash in their arm screaming their head off.

Odds are he'd bury it in his own tibia.

 

[Full Race Replay]

He's so gone from reality, he doesn't even know what day it is. "Ill see you guys for some old school street fighter tonight..... Oh wait, its black ops cold war tonight". Not like he just played street fighter last night or anything

I know this is reading too far into this but interesting that Phil is not counting down the days until his day off with Kat, maybe he doesn’t love to spend every second with her?

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

If it turns out I gave him the idea: Go fuck yourself, Phil! Sorry, everyone else!

This is YOUR fault

I wasn't holding out any hope for him to play DOS2. He should fucking just admit to himself, the fans that voted for it, and the rest of his audience that he's just not going to play it and that he's too much of a pissy bitch to attempt it.

I thought he wanted a challenge? Hey Phil, play DOS2. It's challenging. You said yourself you want a challenge. Replaying an old game isn't a challenge. Challenge yourself, Phil. Or were you, predictably, lying about wanting a challenge?

EDIT: Oh yeah, can't wait for him to butcher Hitman. I place his odds of achieving a single stealth assassination within the same realm of Dream's speedruns.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil autistically swinging an axe around is too funny. He kinda did this to himself. Most streamers I watch I would have no idea where they actually live. Phil literally doxed himself by filming his process of buying a home lmao.

Also an axe wouldn't kill on site. So you'd have a crazy internet troll running around your house with a gash in their arm screaming their head off.

Odds are he'd bury it in his own tibia.

Lucky we have video evidence of how he swings a one handed melee weapon in real life. And it's right at the beginning of the video!

 

[Watamelon]

He was calling people using turbo controllers last night cheating (but I'm pretty sure his Real Arcade Pro 4 from HORI has Turbo mode on it too)
So I guess cheaters exist in all version of it, so it's not much of an excuse to avoid emulation vs console

I have the RAP 4 Pro VX SA Kai and it has a turbo mode, so yeah.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lucky we have video evidence of how he swings a one handed melee weapon in real life. And it's right at the beginning of the video!

I shall update my post to 'femur'.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

So he's playing Immortals, then he'll play Hitman, then he'll play Maneater, and after that he'll find another game to play. Maybe he will finally play Hades. "Sorry chat, the next viewers choice is too near so I can't play Divinity, maybe vote for it next time but remember I hate difficult games".

 

[Paladin Derich]

Oh my god. Phil is so predictable:

If it turns out I gave him the idea: Go fuck yourself, Phil! Sorry, everyone else!

Chrono Trigger is my favorite game. What do you think he'll use: The shitty ZSNES emulator he used last time, or the equally-ass PS1 version? I can't wait to hear him sing over Corridors of Time.

I'm leaning towards the emulator since he has used it before.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

So he's playing Immortals, then he'll play Hitman, then he'll play Maneater, and after that he'll find another game to play. Maybe he will finally play Hades. "Sorry chat, the next viewers choice is too near so I can't play Divinity, maybe vote for it next time but remember I hate difficult games".

I'd love to watch Phil run up against a brickwall in Hades but you know that he'd suddenly know which boons are the best for an OP build while goat-laughing at every peice of dialouge without taking any of it in.

 

[SojiroSakura]

His chat's already done spamming the awful lul emote, now spamming his stroke face emote. So much for extra subs, huh phil?

 

[Full Race Replay]

phil used his "what i do is more complicated" reasoning again because someone asked why he doesn't use a full-auto gun. He said that his gun is harder to use and full-auto guns get an advantage, but Phil continues to use burst-fire.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Oh my god. Phil is so predictable:

If it turns out I gave him the idea: Go fuck yourself, Phil! Sorry, everyone else!

Chrono Trigger is my favorite game. What do you think he'll use: The shitty ZSNES emulator he used last time, or the equally-ass PS1 version? I can't wait to hear him sing over Corridors of Time.

This is why I just don't watch him play JRPGs I liked. Let's face it, they're not hard games so he's not going to rage. Literally just him ruining childhood memories.

Now him playing CRPGs on the other hand...

 

[Full Race Replay]

not wearing headphones is fucking phil over tonight he has been assassinated 3 times. And the delusional coping after dying is off the charts too.

Edit he's going on a massive tipquisition now over a "very generous" tip. Guess what phil, literally no one fucking cares about this shit just take care of chargebacks behind the scenes