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Thanks, it ruined my appetite AND childhood in one sweep. Impressive and nauseating.
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The writing is so stilted and dense that I honestly can't tell if the two Cocos deep-throated their own feet until bones broke or not.
Neet Tokusatsu
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Poor Crash, forcing himself to watch as Coco fucks herself inside his brain and even eats her own feces while doing so
That... thing has to be written with the sole purpose to annoy and disgust as many people as possible.
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Some people just need their keyboard rights revoked. Forever.
I double hate this moth thing since moths actually have dicks and it's HORRIFYING.
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>tfw your trap moth waifu's pp looks like a snail's head.
Also why the fuck does abbachio need to be trans? if I was a trans dude I'd be grossed out and suffer heavy dysphoria if I got impregnated by some moth monster abomination. At this point just make abbachio a cunt boy or futa, at least you'll be honest with your degeneracy. I await the day I regret those words.
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Cunt boys or futas really can't exist on A03 because "ITS TRANSPHOBIC"....but making character trans just so they can have hetero sex isn't problematic. Somehow.
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I actually meant to post this yesterday, but the Lumberjack was hacking away at my connection, so your late Christmas present is an in-character Grinch/Martha May Whovier smutfic.
EDIT: Just so I have made it perfectly clear:
EDIT: Just so I have made it perfectly clear:
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I think you have a fetish, mate.
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Honestly found these rather funny. Yet they're disturbing.
Stu's New Invention, a rugrats/all grown up! fanfic | FanFiction
Neutron's Sexual Experimentations Chapter 1: Beatings for Breakfast, a jimmy neutron fanfic | FanFiction
Arthur and the Devil, an arthur fanfic | FanFiction
Stu's New Invention, a rugrats/all grown up! fanfic | FanFiction
Neutron's Sexual Experimentations Chapter 1: Beatings for Breakfast, a jimmy neutron fanfic | FanFiction
Arthur and the Devil, an arthur fanfic | FanFiction
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“Beatings for Breakfast, a jimmy neutron fanfic” is a sequence of words I never thought I would have to hear in my life. Maybe it should be a rule on fanfiction websites that cartoons for an audience under the age of 10 are not allowed, including for parody.
Ah, who am I kidding, that would take away half the fun of reading fanfiction
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Actually shocked that fic's even been updated as recently as last year. Fics of that nature with that many chapters have burnout after a few years, or it's a "Thirty Hs" case where sometimes a chapter shows up out of nowhere to add to wordcount.
Too bad "Thirty Hs" never updated again.
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This is what I made:
A/N: Hope you like it :~
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Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Sunset Shimmer met with Heavy Weapons Guy in a nearby condo
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some Drinking from his miniature beer volcano, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.
This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.
"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Crimson Chins carpet!"
"oh, Sunset Shimmer! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Heavy Weapons Guy blackmailed a a Blacksmith. Or the time Sunset Shimmer fooled a Solicitor into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then Sunset Shimmer had ever thought possible.
As Sunset Shimmer was telling another story, She thought She saw Heavy Weapons Guy examining Her. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
Sunset Shimmer felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.
---
This is the story of a time long ago– a time of myth and legend......
--
Sunset Shimmer at that moment felt in her pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said She should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset.
Sunset Shimmer kept this secret as it was clearly just for Her.
---
Hermione Granger was in the shower.
Secretly though, she was quite attracted to Sunset Shimmer.
Meanwhile Sunset Shimmer was walking by Hermione Granger house, in Super-Mega-Ultratropolis Mark III
She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!
She looked unto the window. She gazed unto the crystal glass and beholded a wonder of nature
Suddenly, Crimson Chin walked in.
"Quick, you need to follow me! Dr. Attack Helicopter has returned!"
"ok, we will get our cloaths on and follow you on your epic quest!"
"Wed do anything for you hunky baby."
"ok lets go!!!!"
"ok"
"ok!"
"ok!"
And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest.
Fortunately Heavy Weapons Guy worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Dr. Attack Helicopter's ruffians.
Their search led to a night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Super-Mega-Ultratropolis Mark III. Crimson Chin was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Super-Mega-Ultratropolis Mark III. But the courage in him was greater than his fear because with his Godliness he should be able to accomplish anything, right, Crimson Chin thought to himself.
And Heavy Weapons Guy would join Crimson Chin.
So not to fall out of fashion they both donned their most gothyest clothing. Crimson Chin had to admit that Heavy Weapons Guy looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But Crimson Chin didn't dare to comment on that (Crimson Chin had only just discovered he was bi, and was a little angxious over that. He wans't sure if his othre friends would accept that!.
Crimson Chin instead poored down his soul into his make-up. He bore gorgeous blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking zig-zags and gave Heavy Weapons Guy matching treatment. Heavy Weapons Guy lovely eyes met Crimson Chin's and for a moment they were both swimming in a pool made of a gorgeous combination of their eyes colours. It was romance they knew, but they didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!
Then they went off and defeated Dr. Attack Helicopter.
Now, how to find him? We know they has a farmhouse, but theres so many!"
Crimson Chin said: "I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
"Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done"
"Yes, well done indeed"
So they went to the base.
As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.
A cold wind past, filling them with dread
"I am scared" said Heavy Weapons Guy.
"Come on" said Crimson Chin
"Quick! Lets steal some guards uniforms, so we do not arouse suspension." So they knocked some guards out that were near the tree.
"Lets take the ventalation shaft!"
"Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected"
So they got into the ventilation shaft.
They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart.
We are here, said Crimson Chin crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on.
---
"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Sunset Shimmer chuckled.
"You're my one true friend, Sunset Shimmer, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."
"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Sunset Shimmer whispered, Her bottom lip trembling while Her limbs felt frozen.
"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Heavy Weapons Guy stroked His hand up Sunset Shimmer's hip, and pulled Her shirt from her trousers. Sunset Shimmer's eyes fluttered shut when She felt Heavy Weapons Guy's fingers touch the skin of Her lower back. But She forced them open again and stared into Heavy Weapons Guy's pretty eyes.
"I should stop you." Sunset Shimmer knew She should. This was Heavy Weapons Guy. Heavy Weapons Guy! Could She dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Sunset Shimmer nearly as much.
"Stop me," Heavy Weapons Guy said, and made it sound like a dare.
Sunset Shimmer was all set to give Heavy Weapons Guy a glare, but it faded away when She got her first real look at Heavy Weapons Guy.I mean sure, Sunset Shimmer had seen Heavy Weapons Guy before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Sunset Shimmer now had. Her eyes had been opened.Like She was seeing for the first time.Like the wool was no longer over Her eyes.
Heavy Weapons Guy's manly chest.
His pretty neck.
His uncontrollable eyebrows.
In point of fact, Sunset Shimmers mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.
It dripped on Heavy Weapons Guy.
Heavy Weapons Guy didn't seem to mind Sunset Shimmers fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Him was fine it seemed. "ewww" He said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
They kissed eachother softly. Sunset Shimmer whispering sweat nothings into Heavy Weapons Guys ear.
After they had finished - exhausted and embarrassed, they decided to go home and tell all their friends
--
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A hot air-balloon appeared above them.
Dr. Attack Helicopter laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my musket, but I would rather do this...personal style."
they leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" they said, still laughing.
Crimson Chin removed his shirt and flexed his abs.
"Yes. I am ready. I was born ready."
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral throwing stickss).
"I kill you dead"
Dr. Attack Helicopter head butted Crimson Chin in the chest
Crimson Chin fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Dr. Attack Helicopter
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Dr. Attack Helicopter leaned over Crimson Chin holding a large rock.
"Quick Crimson Chin use this!" said Anirana Halfelven ,chucking a nearby hand mirror towards Crimson Chin.
Crimson Chin grabbed it and chucked it towards Dr. Attack Helicopter hard, knocking them backwards....off the edge of the tall apartment they were on!
"Goodbye, Dr. Attack Helicopter have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"
"We are safe now, they fell to certain doom."
Bart Simpson and Heavy Weapons Guy got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."
But then! Dr. Attack Helicopter appeared! They had landed in their hot air-balloon that was nearby!
"I will get you next time! I will kill you all!"
To Be Continued!
---
Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Sunset Shimmer met with Heavy Weapons Guy in a nearby condo
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some Drinking from his miniature beer volcano, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.
This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.
"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Crimson Chins carpet!"
"oh, Sunset Shimmer! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Heavy Weapons Guy blackmailed a a Blacksmith. Or the time Sunset Shimmer fooled a Solicitor into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then Sunset Shimmer had ever thought possible.
As Sunset Shimmer was telling another story, She thought She saw Heavy Weapons Guy examining Her. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
Sunset Shimmer felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.
---
This is the story of a time long ago– a time of myth and legend......
--
Sunset Shimmer at that moment felt in her pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said She should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset.
Sunset Shimmer kept this secret as it was clearly just for Her.
---
Hermione Granger was in the shower.
Secretly though, she was quite attracted to Sunset Shimmer.
Meanwhile Sunset Shimmer was walking by Hermione Granger house, in Super-Mega-Ultratropolis Mark III
She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!
She looked unto the window. She gazed unto the crystal glass and beholded a wonder of nature
Suddenly, Crimson Chin walked in.
"Quick, you need to follow me! Dr. Attack Helicopter has returned!"
"ok, we will get our cloaths on and follow you on your epic quest!"
"Wed do anything for you hunky baby."
"ok lets go!!!!"
"ok"
"ok!"
"ok!"
And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest.
Fortunately Heavy Weapons Guy worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Dr. Attack Helicopter's ruffians.
Their search led to a night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Super-Mega-Ultratropolis Mark III. Crimson Chin was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Super-Mega-Ultratropolis Mark III. But the courage in him was greater than his fear because with his Godliness he should be able to accomplish anything, right, Crimson Chin thought to himself.
And Heavy Weapons Guy would join Crimson Chin.
So not to fall out of fashion they both donned their most gothyest clothing. Crimson Chin had to admit that Heavy Weapons Guy looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But Crimson Chin didn't dare to comment on that (Crimson Chin had only just discovered he was bi, and was a little angxious over that. He wans't sure if his othre friends would accept that!.
Crimson Chin instead poored down his soul into his make-up. He bore gorgeous blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking zig-zags and gave Heavy Weapons Guy matching treatment. Heavy Weapons Guy lovely eyes met Crimson Chin's and for a moment they were both swimming in a pool made of a gorgeous combination of their eyes colours. It was romance they knew, but they didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!
Then they went off and defeated Dr. Attack Helicopter.
Now, how to find him? We know they has a farmhouse, but theres so many!"
Crimson Chin said: "I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
"Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done"
"Yes, well done indeed"
So they went to the base.
As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.
A cold wind past, filling them with dread
"I am scared" said Heavy Weapons Guy.
"Come on" said Crimson Chin
"Quick! Lets steal some guards uniforms, so we do not arouse suspension." So they knocked some guards out that were near the tree.
"Lets take the ventalation shaft!"
"Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected"
So they got into the ventilation shaft.
They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart.
We are here, said Crimson Chin crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on.
---
"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Sunset Shimmer chuckled.
"You're my one true friend, Sunset Shimmer, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."
"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Sunset Shimmer whispered, Her bottom lip trembling while Her limbs felt frozen.
"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Heavy Weapons Guy stroked His hand up Sunset Shimmer's hip, and pulled Her shirt from her trousers. Sunset Shimmer's eyes fluttered shut when She felt Heavy Weapons Guy's fingers touch the skin of Her lower back. But She forced them open again and stared into Heavy Weapons Guy's pretty eyes.
"I should stop you." Sunset Shimmer knew She should. This was Heavy Weapons Guy. Heavy Weapons Guy! Could She dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Sunset Shimmer nearly as much.
"Stop me," Heavy Weapons Guy said, and made it sound like a dare.
Sunset Shimmer was all set to give Heavy Weapons Guy a glare, but it faded away when She got her first real look at Heavy Weapons Guy.I mean sure, Sunset Shimmer had seen Heavy Weapons Guy before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Sunset Shimmer now had. Her eyes had been opened.Like She was seeing for the first time.Like the wool was no longer over Her eyes.
Heavy Weapons Guy's manly chest.
His pretty neck.
His uncontrollable eyebrows.
In point of fact, Sunset Shimmers mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.
It dripped on Heavy Weapons Guy.
Heavy Weapons Guy didn't seem to mind Sunset Shimmers fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Him was fine it seemed. "ewww" He said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
They kissed eachother softly. Sunset Shimmer whispering sweat nothings into Heavy Weapons Guys ear.
After they had finished - exhausted and embarrassed, they decided to go home and tell all their friends
--
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A hot air-balloon appeared above them.
Dr. Attack Helicopter laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my musket, but I would rather do this...personal style."
they leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" they said, still laughing.
Crimson Chin removed his shirt and flexed his abs.
"Yes. I am ready. I was born ready."
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral throwing stickss).
"I kill you dead"
Dr. Attack Helicopter head butted Crimson Chin in the chest
Crimson Chin fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Dr. Attack Helicopter
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Dr. Attack Helicopter leaned over Crimson Chin holding a large rock.
"Quick Crimson Chin use this!" said Anirana Halfelven ,chucking a nearby hand mirror towards Crimson Chin.
Crimson Chin grabbed it and chucked it towards Dr. Attack Helicopter hard, knocking them backwards....off the edge of the tall apartment they were on!
"Goodbye, Dr. Attack Helicopter have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"
"We are safe now, they fell to certain doom."
Bart Simpson and Heavy Weapons Guy got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."
But then! Dr. Attack Helicopter appeared! They had landed in their hot air-balloon that was nearby!
"I will get you next time! I will kill you all!"
To Be Continued!
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Homestuck fandom, even in this day and age, still know how to bring on the eye pain.
Crybaby Xianghua
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Probably the worst kind of fanfics for me, is not just blatant Mary Sue/Self Insert fanfics, but when Suethors hijack a pre-existing canon character with their own personalities, and replace his/her canon characterization with their author's personality (and sometimes, the authors looks if the Suethor is an insecure narcissist).
Here is an example of both an author both inserting themselves as an OC, AND hijacking a canon into a SI as well:
Though to be fair, I dunno if this fanfic is serious or a troll fic. Then again, I dunno whether I should laugh at this bad writing or feel disgusted over it.
Here is an example of both an author both inserting themselves as an OC, AND hijacking a canon into a SI as well:
Though to be fair, I dunno if this fanfic is serious or a troll fic. Then again, I dunno whether I should laugh at this bad writing or feel disgusted over it.
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Remember that Kokichi's Day at the Zoo fic? Apparently, the author added a second chapter to it, and it features Kokichi's father doing some really nasty things to his son's body. That would also explain the incest tags after all...
A-Einstein
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