Fanfiction Horrors

Aaaaah, no one told me this thread finally happened!

Okay, okay, this is one of my favorite bad fanfictions, Love Can Change Lives, a Pokemon fanfic with mpreg:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9337402/1/Love-Can-Change-Lives

Basically, the author is huge on (read: obsessed with) Pokemon and has written a whole mess of stories shipping various characters. And also mpreg, plenty of mpreg...
I can't tell if this person is trolling, but I doubt it considering they don't have much publicity and they just keep churning out more and more bad stories. Been wrong before, but oh well this'll still be my fav bad story.
 
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My favorite will always be Brewdening Love by Erin of the Cullen Clan. Picture if you will the beautiful heart-wrenching tale of Twilight re-written where Bella is a Christian named Joan (aka Erin because it's a self-insert fic) and the Cullens are Christian vampires, and the whole thing is written as if the typist was suffering a seizure. It features a pyro FBI agent, a drunken father with six jobs, Jesus, a lot of SINNARS, the Pope and his Popestick, a lot of reminders NOT TO BE GAY, BE STRATE!, and two entire chapters written as revenge chapters against me and my friends (we got cameos!) Most likely a troll and one who is long-dead, but oh my god the laughs she gave me and my friends back in the day. We became so fond of her wacky tales that we adopted her characters into AU fics of our own and created a mini-fandom.t.
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Awww shit I used to moderate the thread for that shit! Talk about memories, holy shit. That's some mid-2000s internet culture, right there.

still waiting for my cameo ;_;
 
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^ Dude you serious? What board? Maybe we knew each other way back when!

Erin's stuff was a perfect storm of internet culture of the time. I have yet to discover a trollfic that amuses me quite as much.
 
If any of you guys want to see the REAL bad ones, watch the fanfic critic or Aliento.
also, why the hell does arthur have the most worst fanfics? Like of all things to make a fanfic of, arthur? (Well all the ones I read like, 60% is arthur)
 
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Ace_Reloaded said:
My favorite will always be Brewdening Love by Erin of the Cullen Clan. Picture if you will the beautiful heart-wrenching tale of Twilight re-written where Bella is a Christian named Joan (aka Erin because it's a self-insert fic) and the Cullens are Christian vampires, and the whole thing is written as if the typist was suffering a seizure. It features a pyro FBI agent, a drunken father with six jobs, Jesus, a lot of SINNARS, the Pope and his Popestick, a lot of reminders NOT TO BE GAY, BE STRATE!, and two entire chapters written as revenge chapters against me and my friends (we got cameos!) Most likely a troll and one who is long-dead, but oh my god the laughs she gave me and my friends back in the day. We became so fond of her wacky tales that we adopted her characters into AU fics of our own and created a mini-fandom
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I love the hell out of this fanfic for being so bad, its great. Everything about it is so ridiculous, its fun. Chapter 3 is a goldmine of unintentionally funny moments.

If anyone here haven't heard of this, read at least this chapter.
http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-3-137397254
 
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Ace_Reloaded said:
^ Dude you serious? What board? Maybe we knew each other way back when!

Erin's stuff was a perfect storm of internet culture of the time. I have yet to discover a trollfic that amuses me quite as much.
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Mostly took care of the RP, Writing, and Art boards, but would occasionally pop up in the fanfic boards. Usually would post really unfunny snarks, but I was like... 12 at the time.

Yeah, seriously. It's got all of the hailmarks- My Immortal writing, Twilight, hell weren't there a few memes in there? Been awhile since I read it.
 
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One of my favorite FF authors is ComicsNix, who is clearly insane, possibly a troll, but sort of a mad genius. His X-Men fics are the best, and I intend to do a reading of "Dark Phoenix Saga" one day. For now, here is me having way too much fun reading phrases like, "cretaceous gorilla rapist"
 
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I've read one fan fiction ever because I hate them so much so one is my limit. It was with buds trying to find the worst possible so we opted for a sonic x tails x everyone fic. Basically cum and sonic characters sums it up, and the interesting fact that the author seemed to refuse to use conventional words for male genitalia and instead used "throbbing member" repeatedly (in reference to tails' big ol' weiner). It has long since been lost in the dregs of the dark corners of the internet where it hopefully shall stay.
 
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MerriedxReldnahc said:
One of my favorite FF authors is ComicsNix, who is clearly insane, possibly a troll, but sort of a mad genius. His X-Men fics are the best, and I intend to do a reading of "Dark Phoenix Saga" one day. For now, here is me having way too much fun reading phrases like, "cretaceous gorilla rapist"
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ComicsNix is awesome. When TVTropes purges a creator's articles because it was upsetting the autists, you know they're good.
 
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