Speaking of gross, Gravity Falls has a few gems of its own, but by far the most insane one I've seen is Dipper Goes To Taco Bell. The title makes it sound pretty innocuous (albeit inane), but it's not. Again, reader beware, but despite it being the single most fucked up thing linked to in this post, it's...honestly pretty funny in how over-the-top it is. But it is incredibly gory, and contains underage incest and a whole lot of diarrhea. I can't make this up, guys.
Dipper Goes to Taco Bell is so over the top it's hilarious to me.
I remember being linked to an even more disturbing Gravity Falls fic a while back that I don't recall the name of, where Grunkle Stan murders Dipper and goes Josef Fritzl on Mabel. I'm not sure I really want to find it again, though.
I found a rather... interesting animated Simpsons fan fiction titled "Bart The General" a while back. Its a bit hard to explain. Imagine if David Lynch tried to make an episode of the Simpsons but with only the cheapest editing programs and materials at his disposal and no professional voice actors.
In the comic, his dad is a doting, supportive father and John is a teenager who thinks his dad's support is pure torture. There's nothing even resembling any incestuous undertones--he's just a dad who cares about his kid, and John's just a kid who's at that age where dads are inherently lame. Their relationship is a father-son one, and nothing more.
Also, @Meowthkip, I know what fic you're talking about--Grunkle Stan The Rapist. I considered linking to it, but deemed it too disturbing and not funny enough.
I found a rather... interesting animated Simpsons fan fiction titled "Bart The General" a while back. Its a bit hard to explain. Imagine if David Lynch tried to make an episode of the Simpsons but with only the cheapest editing programs and materials at his disposal and no professional voice actors.
Just... just watch this.
What the hell even was that? Why?What am I doing with my life?
"He was panting and moaning; sweat was beading on hiin. in."
Also, @Meowthkip, I know what fic you're talking about--Grunkle Stan The Rapist. I considered linking to it, but deemed it too disturbing and not funny enough.
My favorite will always be Brewdening Love by Erin of the Cullen Clan. Picture if you will the beautiful heart-wrenching tale of Twilight re-written where Bella is a Christian named Joan (aka Erin because it's a self-insert fic) and the Cullens are Christian vampires, and the whole thing is written as if the typist was suffering a seizure. It features a pyro FBI agent, a drunken father with six jobs, Jesus, a lot of SINNARS, the Pope and his Popestick, a lot of reminders NOT TO BE GAY, BE STRATE!, and two entire chapters written as revenge chapters against me and my friends (we got cameos!) Most likely a troll and one who is long-dead, but oh my god the laughs she gave me and my friends back in the day. We became so fond of her wacky tales that we adopted her characters into AU fics of our own and created a mini-fandom.
I walked into the room and HE waz siting over by the coner of my english class, prefectly sitting by the corner in a desk. I thought he was a god (Erin: not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars) becoz he looked so darmn hot, like that guy who used to be on Smalvile befor he got fat so now I watch supernatural becoz fat man is always in my head now.
I giglied when he lookd at mwah and Edwards looked away seeming to snarlingly. I flacked my long brown hare hoppping to git his atention. I hav long brown hair that reatches my btomm, in a smooth long thing with a hairclip and such. I have hotr eyeliner with lots of blue mascara becoz it goes with moi eyes you see becoz they are blu. and i'm wearing a loose wite blows with a cute leather belt and a long black skirt becoz its sexy but not whory and its a sin to be a whor tunles ur Mary Magdalin, but shes daed anyway.
Edward looked back to me and loked away agin. It was rood and I farroed my brow confusedly at hymn, but decided but hes sex-ah so Ill let him get away with it (The Lord teeches us to forgave).
On the side of non-troll badfic, does anyone else remember the famous gorn Power Rangers fic Agony in Pink? I think it was the first torture-porn fic I ever read. You never forget your first.
This one gets a shout out from me because I've encountered the author in question. FievelJ quickly went from just another sperg in the American Tail fandom to being a creep with pedo tendencies whose into diapers and scat. He has no problem with telling people about it either. I found out about it when he shared a picture of a bear he drew and uploaded to deviantArt, which he actually described on dA as being a failed fetish drawing featuring Fievel shitting.
I know that music: Its from Space Station 13. And the video is actually pretty good, it's got that dirty quirk to it, like you shouldn't watch it because its bad but its so good you can't ignore it.
Nice Ebony cosplay! I did a mild one a few years back for the premiere of Harry Potter 7 part 2. (My best friend, whom I was with, dressed as the Very Potter Musical form of Malfoy.) Everyone thought I was Bellatrix.
Another one of my favorites is Garfield King of Liberty by user "ShakespeareHemmingway" which is the American Revolution if King George III had robots and Garfield (as in, the orange cat from the comics) was leading the charge. The writing itself is nothing short of stellar, with every descriptive sentence being something like "'Words' said the person with noun." and the use of the word "for" a lot (as in, "there was a champagne bottle for opening"). I would list some choice quotes but it would be the whole fanfic. My two absolute favorites, though, are:
At George Washington's request red white and blue lasagna stuffed with patriotism and cheese was brought out for Garfield's enjoyment.
Oh, and there's also gratuitous sex scenes with the best euphemisms in the entire world. "Come see my Washington Monument, it is free of charge!"
But the best best part? The author has 22 other works that are all basically the same thing (except most of them have Garfield participating in actual fiction rather than historical events, other than the one where he saves the marriage of William and Kate (and its sequel) and the one where he performs at the 2015 Super Bowl... you heard that right, the author is STILL WRITING THESE!).
Here is my favorite quote of the only other one I've actually read, from the Christmas Story crossover.
"Ralphie you will pay for what you have done to the environment." Garfield said with ecology.
I found Meloetta's Icing Fetish the same way I find all of my badfic. This one starts out as a fetish fic, then quickly devolves into incomprehensibility. Oh, and its 123 chapters long.
Fantasy Island would have been so much more exciting if there had been more robot gorilla rape http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095518
I have to give kudos to the author because the setup was kind of clever and imagining Ricardo Montalban elegantly discussing gorilla dicks is funny as hell.
hi i can't sleep and just remembered this existed:
"Oh god, oh god, oh god!" Rocket frantically muttered to himself as he ran through the forest. Running into a clearing he stopped to catch his breath, listening. "Oh thank god" he said, not hearing anything. He didn't know if he lost his pursuers completely but he hoped it was long enough, as he ran to the nearest tree he could see. Quickly unzipping the lower half of his jumpsuit, whimpering as he pulled out his semi-hard cock and pointed it at the tree just in time. Pee exploded out of his tip as his head snapped to the side letting out a long sigh, probably a little louder than he should have but the relief just felt so good. Looking back down he took a moment to everything in, the way his stream left him and hit the tree, how his pee bounced back from the force feeling the drops landing on his legs and footpaws, and of course the sound. It all turned him on more than he thought it would but the sound got him the most. As his stream started to weaken he listened to the last of it hit the tree. Once he was done he took a moment to listen again, he still didn't hear anything but he didn't want to stick around more than he had to. Glancing back down his ears flattened back when he saw his cock was now out of his sheath and rock hard. He knew he shouldn't stick around but he wouldn't be able to run as fast like this, the jumpsuit he was wearing was tight enough without a part of himself restricting his movement even further and the thought he might get caught like this was too much. He no longer had a choice now, he had to do this. As soon as he wrapped his paw around his cock his back instantly arched, letting out a moan as he just barely managed to get his free arm up to stop himself from falling face first into the tree. It had been far too long since he last did this and being out in the open he was a lot closer than he thought he'd be, the feeling was such a shock that he lost all control as he started thrusting up into his paw. He looked down again watching himself slide in and out of his paw, he longer cared if they caught up to him and saw him like this, he couldn't stop if he wanted to. He closed his eyes, trying to savor the moment, make it last as long as possible but as his mind flashed back to the image of his stream of pee hitting the same tree he was now leaning against, it became too much. He gave one last thrust into his paw as his eyes snapped open to watch several long thick ropes of his raccoon seed fly out of his cock and land all over the tree. He took several long deep breaths as he waited for his cock to soften enough before putting it back inside his jumpsuit, still leaning against the tree. Zipping himself back up as he walked to the edge of the clearing, he looked back at the tree before running in the same direction he was going. He would definitely have to do that again but hopefully next time he wouldn't be running for his life.
I will never understand how people get off from absurd scenarios. Though it could be worse. At least he wasn't vomiting or shitting (though I have no doubt it, unfortunately, exists.) Also that wall of text.
I will never understand how people get off from absurd scenarios. Though it could be worse. At least he wasn't vomiting or shitting (though I have no doubt it, unfortunately, exists.) Also that wall of text.
My favorite will always be Brewdening Love by Erin of the Cullen Clan. Picture if you will the beautiful heart-wrenching tale of Twilight re-written where Bella is a Christian named Joan (aka Erin because it's a self-insert fic) and the Cullens are Christian vampires, and the whole thing is written as if the typist was suffering a seizure. It features a pyro FBI agent, a drunken father with six jobs, Jesus, a lot of SINNARS, the Pope and his Popestick, a lot of reminders NOT TO BE GAY, BE STRATE!, and two entire chapters written as revenge chapters against me and my friends (we got cameos!) Most likely a troll and one who is long-dead, but oh my god the laughs she gave me and my friends back in the day. We became so fond of her wacky tales that we adopted her characters into AU fics of our own and created a mini-fandom.
I walked into the room and HE waz siting over by the coner of my english class, prefectly sitting by the corner in a desk. I thought he was a god (Erin: not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars) becoz he looked so darmn hot, like that guy who used to be on Smalvile befor he got fat so now I watch supernatural becoz fat man is always in my head now.
I giglied when he lookd at mwah and Edwards looked away seeming to snarlingly. I flacked my long brown hare hoppping to git his atention. I hav long brown hair that reatches my btomm, in a smooth long thing with a hairclip and such. I have hotr eyeliner with lots of blue mascara becoz it goes with moi eyes you see becoz they are blu. and i'm wearing a loose wite blows with a cute leather belt and a long black skirt becoz its sexy but not whory and its a sin to be a whor tunles ur Mary Magdalin, but shes daed anyway.
Edward looked back to me and loked away agin. It was rood and I farroed my brow confusedly at hymn, but decided but hes sex-ah so Ill let him get away with it (The Lord teeches us to forgave).
On the side of non-troll badfic, does anyone else remember the famous gorn Power Rangers fic Agony in Pink? I think it was the first torture-porn fic I ever read. You never forget your first.
But honestly, the worst fanfictions I've read are Starkit's Prophecy, The Planets of Mordo (Really fucking cringeworthy, on par with Pooh's Adventures.), and Sarah in Aperture. Although I have yet to find bad pony fanfiction, I've only seen very repetitive fanfiction.
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