Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Oh god were back on the Scottish two minute lover story again. She is so dumb. He already has the “mixtape “ he obviously didn’t make it just for you. Now she is saying I know I know its awful to be in love with someone else’s boyfriend. In love ? You just met him and he uses you as a pump and dump. But she’s a feminist y’all!!
 
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So she wants to spend $$$$ on a gaming set-up which may, or (more likely) may not happen, but she can’t drop a few hundred for a basic laptop even though “YouTube is my job”? You’d think with her manic splurges, a laptop which she can at least edit with would be high on her wish list.

Maybe she’s thinking of using Twitch as a back-up for when she eventually gets deplatformed on YT? 🤔

Also, Peetz’s moobs are coming in nicely; he and his pancake-titted flatmate can now be bra-buddies.
 
Its 3 am. I Look at youtube and see cuckadoodledoo and lard ass are still live, I click on it and the first thing peetz says is “i wouldn't be good with kids, i’m very awkward Around kids and i would be a horrible father.”

Good thing lard ass cant have kids anymore. This came off as incredibly creepy. It was random as fuck too.

I really don't like peetz...
 
She’s a rooten tooten Canadian “gal!” Can’t wait to see her tic on twitch. (tm)

How many of her aging deathfat audience will actually have the energy to make an account on a service they’ve only heard about vaguely? I have a feeling she’ll have a lot of haters, while very few actual fans will switch platforms. After spending thousands on a rig, it’ll all go the way of the green screen and blenders, choppers, and instapots she’s hoarded-microphones, computers, headphones all being shoved under the bed, never to be seen again, nothing left but the boxes.

I want that Canadian gal to stream at least once before she quits. I’m not sure she can be that far away from her fridge long enough to play a game though, and she’ll realize that after one stream. We shall see, my frens.
 
She’s a rooten tooten Canadian “gal!” Can’t wait to see her tic on twitch. (tm)

How many of her aging deathfat audience will actually have the energy to make an account on a service they’ve only heard about vaguely? I have a feeling she’ll have a lot of haters, while very few actual fans will switch platforms. After spending thousands on a rig, it’ll all go the way of the green screen and blenders, choppers, and instapots she’s hoarded-microphones, computers, headphones all being shoved under the bed, never to be seen again, nothing left but the boxes.

I want that Canadian gal to stream at least once before she quits. I’m not sure she can be that far away from her fridge long enough to play a game though, and she’ll realize that after one stream. We shall see, my frens.
She will just get a mini fridge, duh.
 
It’s baffling indeed...but hey guys, she only gained a svelte 10 elbees since 3 years back!!

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From butternut squash head to spaghetti squash head

Chantal still hasn't used the deep fat fryer. Who is going to bring and assemble the chair up the stairs?
 
Who is going to bring and assemble the chair up the stairs?
The same person who assembled the still-in-pieces dining room chairs and the chest of drawers (with drawers laying next to said chest) - in short, nobody. That chair will stay in its box, alongside all the other paraphernalia that she has bought for this and other failed ventures.
 
It's surprising that the mask of her cpap doesn't leave more marks considering how much she sleeps and her size. Those masks can be a real pain because they only come in very much standard sizing. A child needing one? Yea, good luck with that. Someone with a genetic disease that gives their head a different shape? lol, good luck kludging up a pressure relieving solution before they get pressure sores. No mask I ever encountered would have been anywhere near able to fit over that round eggplanthead. But maybe it's different in Canada/USA? Euromedfags like me rarely see people her size.
 
Part of me wants to say that at least she’s trying something new, but deep down I know the only reason she wants to stream is because she’s too lazy to edit her videos.

There’s no way she’ll make it on twitch though. She’s too old, too ugly, and way too boring. She’s delusional if she thinks kids on twitch will watch someone old enough to be their mom and boring enough to be their grandma.

Speaking of age, I think it’s amazing that Chantal is only a couple of years older than Hachubby and CodeMiko’s technician.

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Part of me wants to say that at least she’s trying something new, but deep down I know the only reason she wants to stream is because she’s too lazy to edit her videos.

There’s no way she’ll make it on twitch though. She’s too old, too ugly, and way too boring. She’s delusional if she thinks kids on twitch will watch someone old enough to be their mom and boring enough to be their grandma.

Speaking of age, I think it’s amazing that Chantal is only a couple of years older than Hachubby and CodeMiko’s technician.

I’m sure in her mind, she’s just a few weeks of buckling down to a diet away from looking like both those women. Better, even! Because she loves farting and farting is terribly funny and men love funny women!
 
This whole gamer girl saga is hilarious. I don't know about you ladies and gents but things have not been so grand lately, and watching chins have a meltdown in real time is a fantastic distraction.

Obviously, the solution to her impending death isn't a complete overhaul of her diet, guise!! No, the solution is to reinvent herself as a totes legit gamer girl! And to spend several thousands of dollars on equipment with money she doesnt have!!! Like, duh.

What really boils my piss, is knowing how much she spends on food a month, if she was honest with herself about her finances and drew up a financial and budget spreadsheet, worked out a calorie limit per day and grocery shopped accordingly, she could save a goddamn packet this year and buy herself a really, really excellent gaming PC. She could with her boundless time, read up on building her own PC, research it and make it a whole journey and get some really sweet, and probably very interesting content too.

I mean, going from tech potato to building your own PC and overhauling your finances in the course of a year would actually be really worth a watch.
 
It's surprising that the mask of her cpap doesn't leave more marks considering how much she sleeps and her size. Those masks can be a real pain because they only come in very much standard sizing. A child needing one? Yea, good luck with that. Someone with a genetic disease that gives their head a different shape? lol, good luck kludging up a pressure relieving solution before they get pressure sores. No mask I ever encountered would have been anywhere near able to fit over that round eggplanthead. But maybe it's different in Canada/USA? Euromedfags like me rarely see people her size.
She's probably too lazy to use it most of the time- just lays her sweet rotund noggin on the pillow and prays she doesn't stop breathing
 
Jen forced her cancer ridden mother to crawl up the stairs to give her food. Jen has admitted to being extremely abusive to her mom. I wouldn’t call fat Jen a nice person.
Fat Jen is the WORST deathfat.

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@Myra said:
"She treated her mother horribly and her mother allowed it because she loved her daughter. Gene on the other hand gets what he deserves. He's a lowlife leech who has the autonomy to walk out anytime on Jen. Not the case with her mother."

Oh fuck her mother. She created the tub of lard. I think her mother was like Gypsy Blanchard's mom. She got what she deserved because she wanted Fat Jen to be 100% dependent on her and her alone.

And now society has the burden of caring for the fat whale for the rest of her life.
 
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