Containment What If?

[Coleslaw]

He would have been raped and murdered there.

https://www.progress-index.com/story/news/2020/11/06/va-governor-signs-bill-eliminating-jury-sentencing-power/6192028002/

Juries set sentences in Virginia at the time.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if instead of Bob, Chris's father was MovieBob???

Doubt because

1. Bob is barely older than Chris

2. Chris actually had sex unlike Bob

3. Chris would've been a bigger Mario fanboy

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris has an SCP item that makes the person change their biological sex, even if it's painful?

 

[ManInPickleArmor]

What if someone offered to buy Chris a PS5 on the condition that he stops pretending the dimensional merge is real, that he is a goddess, and that sonichu is possessing him.

I assume he would do it for a little bit until he gets what he wants, then returns to his favorite coping mechanism.

At least it would show he is just pretending and doesn't actually believe any of it.

 

[Coleslaw]

What if Ran Coleman Yeatts visited Chris when he was alive?

 

[KillDaHo]

What if the merge, and all of Chris's delusions, were real?

 

[shadhardblogger19]

What if the merge, and all of Chris's delusions, were real?

I get a chance to converse with Peter Quill, Shadow, Rosalina, Black Doom and Estella the Owl. Maybe I can talk to the CPU Blue Heart and Sonichu. What do y'all think?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris really is a physical manifestation of the state of American society? Notice how he gets more insane as America continues to sink into madness?

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

What if the Queen of England dies and by some chance Chris is discovered to be a legitimate heir to the throne, and he becomes Queen Christine I of The UK & CWCville?

 

[KillDaHo]

What if the Queen of England dies and by some chance Chris is discovered to be a legitimate heir to the throne, and he becomes Queen Christine I of The UK & CWCville?

Would he even be considered a queen?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Legoland hired Chris(tine) to build displays?

Chiefs ‘Run it Back’ tour storms into Kansas City’s Legoland

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[NoGamersAllowed]

What if Chris became a cartoon reviewer

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

What if Chris became a cartoon reviewer

He could probably make some sweet ad revenue dough from it, sure he'd be harasses but that nothing new

 

[Broseph]

What if classic Chris got in a fight with Steve Urkel?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

What if classic Chris got in a fight with Steve Urkel?

Steve was smart, qualified, and eventually got the girl next door. and if he needed to, he could put bruce lee's DNA in him to win a physical fight. He's literally better than chris in every conceivable way.

Chris would just shit himself and go into hedgehog defense mode after getting slapped once. and should chris actually hurt Urkel... well, urkel could scream "hate crime!" or get Carl to arrest him.

 

[RCR]

He'd have fumbled it, somehow blown his own dick off, and subsequent Christory would have taken a very different turn.

It wouldn't be different; just accelerated

 

[mario if smoke weed]

What if classic Chris got in a fight with Steve Urkel?

Classic Chris could get into a fight with a chair and find a way to lose.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Chris was a tennis player and plays at the US Open or Wimbledon?

 

[Retarded Forever]

How would Chris-Chan survive the post-human world, do you think the Neuralink AI brain chip will cure his autism?

 

[shadhardblogger19]

How would Chris-Chan survive the post-human world, do you think the Neuralink AI brain chip will cure his autism?

1. I don't know.
2. No. That is transhumanist!