Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
What a fat bitch response, "It's all fine BECUZ I HAVE CAKE!!"

Maybe it's because I don't really have a sweet tooth for desserts, but I cannot understand how people could eat that much cake in one sitting, and to do it regularly, and while they still consumer their regular meals. And her feeder definitely got it for her, because who else would give her heart shaped cake with Fat Girl written on it? Or why Tess would be proud of showing it off nude?

I wonder what Tess does with Bowie when her feeder comes over? Does she make him stay in his room or do they just go in her bedroom and lock the door? Also, you know what's shitty of Tess? The fact she has a nice bed and room, but Bowie's bed looks horribly cheap and seems bare. Great way to show you definitely place your own needs above Bowie's. Why the fuck couldn't you get your feeder/sugar daddy to buy Bowie a nice bed? If he bought you all your crap furniture that looks nice even though cheap, why didn't you tack on a kid's bed to the list of furniture.

Tess reminds me of Katelyn Burns, with how he got himself a nice bed, but did the cheapest bare minimum for his kids.
 
If I were her sugar daddy, I’d be pissed at paying for an apartment that Tess lets leeches like Olly stay over free of charge. Especially since those two have had a “relationship” before, which resulted in that post Olly made where she was fucking Tess (with a strap-on? I don’t know). I could see Tess getting angry and fishing for a sugar daddy or enough fetishists who lets her do whatever she wants but still covers all her lifestyle expenses.
Exqueeze me! How did I miss Olly banging Tess with a fake man banana?!?! Which yuk but, maybe it was for Tess secret Only fans that we all know she has.
 
Why the fuck couldn't you get your feeder/sugar daddy to buy Bowie a nice bed? If he bought you all your crap furniture that looks nice even though cheap, why didn't you tack on a kid's bed to the list of furniture.
Well, that would mean less money for HER, and her NEEDS (definitely not wants, which a narcissist never has). Doesn't that answer your question?

And yes, I agree that Bowie's room is awfully sparse. Besides his bed and a pile of plastic toys, there is nothing in it: no photos or posters, no cozy rugs, no toy storage furniture, no chair where he can snuggle up and read a story with mum in. Certainly no books nor a bookshelf to store them in; no art supplies and places to keep his coloring books, paper, crayons and markers. Not even a TV of his own where he can at least watch children's educational programming during the day while she ignores him; it wouldn't be any different from the way she ignores him now by handing him a tablet and walking away, but it would be better for him than the current method.

She doesn't know what a child wants or needs - despite this not being her first motherhood rodeo - nor does she care.
 
As much as it would be a sad thing for her kids that their mother might not grow up with them, but then again, with her exhibitionism and her dominance over Bowie (Maybe Rylee too? I hope not), I can picture a horrifying scenario if they reach adulthood with her....

I just hope to the lord that Tess doesn't get to be so possessive, to the point where it borders on being incestuous to her kids... Sadly, this happens sometimes with obsessive control freak mothers who have experienced failed relationships. Who said only men are sexual predators?
Oh god, she would be the epitome of a JustNoMIL. On the bright side, she may not be alive when Rylee is starting to seriously consider settling down and starting his own family and most definitely won't be alive when Bowie does.
Tik-Tok removed her panties picture, so Tess has hers in a wad:
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ETA: Tess, it's not "fully clothed" if you're in your underwear, and Tik-Tok doesn't hate fat people.
They just hate you.
You know, as soon as I saw those photos I prayed to every god in every religion that she didn't post it on TikTok. But clearly God has abandoned us. At least her account got deleted. But I ask, again, why the hell is this 36yo mother posting shit like this on a platform with a primary demographic half that age?
 
You know, as soon as I saw those photos I prayed to every god in every religion that she didn't post it on TikTok. But clearly God has abandoned us. At least her account got deleted. But I ask, again, why the hell is this 36yo mother posting shit like this on a platform with a primary demographic half that age?
The same reason she takes fillers and knows she can never ever lose weight to become healthy. She is grasping on the illusion of youth, which is speeding away from her on warp speed. She thinks (just like Anna) that being in TikTok will make her younger or "the Cool Mom" (eww).
 
Tess is just tryna boost her engagement “go viral” hoping that some stupid news site like the daily mail picks up her story about how tiktok hates fat bodies or whatever.
Yeah, shower me in those sweet rainbow ratings, thread, but I think this, like most things she does when she actually gets off her ass and does anything, is just another attempt to recreate her going viral moment and become the face of body positivity movement yet again. But she's so delusional and disconnected from the trends that she thinks those badly lit photos in a sad garment on the verge of dying would appeal to anybody at all.

Fat positivity people want to see something like Glitterandlazers - an endless stream of cutesy, if ill fitting outfits, or maybe at least that strawberry dress, not something this depressing, so this will never work, but Tess won't get it.
 
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ETA: Tess, it's not "fully clothed" if you're in your underwear, and Tik-Tok doesn't hate fat people.
They just hate you.

Actually it appears that they do hate them (among other groups, who have lot less influence on their appearance). But given the fact that butter golems like Tess are posting in string bikini (or whatever the fuck is called) and lardasses like Boogie posting half naked, I think it is quite understandable. Who in their right mind want to see that?
 
Actually it appears that they do hate them (among other groups, who have lot less influence on their appearance). But given the fact that butter golems like Tess are posting in string bikini (or whatever the fuck is called) and lardasses like Boogie posting half naked, I think it is quite understandable. Who in their right mind want to see that?
I find it genuinely hilarious how many fats on the one hand, are gleeful trump got banned from Twitter and are claiming Dorsey can do as he wishes cos it's a private website, but on the other hand despise the Chinese owned tik tok banning the fats.
 
I find it genuinely hilarious how many fats on the one hand, are gleeful trump got banned from Twitter and are claiming Dorsey can do as he wishes cos it's a private website, but on the other hand despise the Chinese owned tik tok banning the fats.
I'm very curious whether they are going to be that happy if the chinese decide to buy parts from Twitter.
EDIT I meant happy instead of gleeful.
 
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Maybe it's because I don't really have a sweet tooth for desserts, but I cannot understand how people could eat that much cake in one sitting, and to do it regularly, and while they still consumer their regular meals. And her feeder definitely got it for her, because who else would give her heart shaped cake with Fat Girl written on it? Or why Tess would be proud of showing it off nude?
I have an ungodly sweet tooth but I cannot imagine eating a whole cake in one sitting. That's just disgusting. There's a reason why that was shown as a torture in that kids' movie Matilda, and the kid in that was pretty tubby.
 
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LOL. Those panties were so stretched out that it was almost like Tess was naked. According to her, they were even crotchless. So even though her massive gunt obscured her yeast pit, she was still naked in that photo.
 
Does she know that obese people are at a much greater risk of dying from covid? Knowing our ignorant supermodel, she is stupid enough to claim that is a fake statistic because she supports that HAES bs. She doesn't believe that being morbidly obese puts a person at a higher risk for diabetes, breathing problems, cancer, knee problems, etc. She believes that doctors are just being "sizeist" and discriminating against morbidly obese people.
She is just that dumb.

Also that vid clip of her in the assless underwear is so revolting. I think its pretty funny that tictok disabled her acct. I hope that means banned forever. Its mostly teens and young people so nobody wants to see her geriatric ass.

That's Tess for you. A large lumpy ass and a small smooth brain.
 
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