Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1350839423575855105 (Archive)
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"I can't use guns"
Is he saying he physically can't or legally can't? šŸ¤”

Also, lol at trotting out token BIPOC Bonnie. That cracker factory couldn't be any whiter.
They're whiter than the proud boys.
He says earlier in the Twitter thread that he has a phobia of loud noises. He's courageous enough to brave life with a necrotic abyss between his legs, but the pop pop of a gun is too much reality to deal with, I guess.
Isn't there a pic of him allegedly shooting earlier in this thread? Maybe there is a felony people don't know about.
 
Kevin's sexuality is warped far beyond any simple homo/hetero binary. No gay man wants to go near the revolting flesh heap he sleeps in.
My take on it is that his distaste for ā€œcisā€ women as romantic partners is an expression of his raging hateboner for natal women in general. Kevvie doesn’t need women because he’s better than them.

This works out well considering most women surveyed say Kevin is a horror on 2 legs and that they’d rather join a convent than ever witness the Amhole in person.
Maybe it's just him scrambling around to find new ways to display his inherent femininity?
If this were the case, it would certainly track with how much he hates women. ā€œThose cunt-havers are so fucking dumb I bet they don’t even think to wear ear protection around guns, so in order to be an Authentic Woman I too must become that same amount of dumb.ā€

Mostly I think it’s that he’s an autistic shut-in who also hates not being the best at anything, including shooting Coke cans off a stump.
 
Kev kev you spend 1000$ on transformers a month with that kind of cash you could probably buy a bunch of machine shop equipment and start making firearms for every tranny in the county. Then you could get raided by the ATF and die like a martyr in your tranny waco. But I guess that would require actual work
 
Mostly I think it’s that he’s an autistic shut-in who also hates not being the best at anything, including shooting Coke cans off a stump.
In other words: he's a failure of life in stereo. A failure as an artist, a woman, and a decent human being. I don't think he's autistic, because there's no way he would've gotten his medicaid vagina.
 
I wonder how people who donated all the alpaca feed feel knowing they have more than enough useless "assets" laying around they could sell for supplies?
Jokes on the tranchers since the puff piece a few days ago here are the donations..

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$320 :story:


Since the e-beg for that began back in September they have a grand total of $8555 of gibs ,the goal is $100k :story::story::story:

 
In other news a local man chooses not to believe his lying eyes
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A cow finds himself with a vast heard of lemmings
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A desperate eunuch once again tells himself he wanted it this way

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And In a shocking turn of events a group of paranoid psychopaths get the feeling they may not be entirely welcome in a quiet Colorado community
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Kevin is a lot like the January's of every year: they keep getting incrementally worse.

Holy fuck, Kevin said something that I actually agree with!?
You can agree on a point, but still disagree with how it's presented, and badly. His logic for his stance is still completely deranged and rambling.
 
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1350839423575855105 (Archive)
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"I can't use guns"
Is he saying he physically can't or legally can't? šŸ¤”

Also, lol at trotting out token BIPOC Bonnie. That cracker factory couldn't be any whiter.
ā€œIt’s not just white people who are armed on this ranchā€

Does he mean the alpacas are alpackin’? Forgetting that Bonnie guy is 1/8 Peruvian or whatever, that was my first thought.
 
Clearly nobody ever told him about ear protection, either. Maybe it's just him scrambling around to find new ways to display his inherent femininity? Can't take it up the AmHole for much longer, so he'll get his rocks off over how helpless and scared he is of mean dangerous things, I suppose.
He should write his senator to repeal the NFA. That way he can afford a suppressor and not have to hear the icky noise.
 
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