Lmao what a fucking creep, poor Cali but at the same time gotta get a good laugh at this.
And yeah.. of course it's funny when this happens to another vtuber you follow but not that funny when it's towards your own oshis.
Welcome but if you're here to rant only you can fuck off right away
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Gura reaching 2 Mil? Who gives a fuck. Super Mega Nenecchi reaching 400k is the real deal.
god my heart fucking melts
Good old copypasta
>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべｒ, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>drank 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't use the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was still shooting her even after it died
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english.
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored 3 on Choco's academic test
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Started her Minecraft adventures by dying 16 times in a row, punching cats and chanting about destruction on Twitter after ending a stream with her going on a suicidal rampage with TNT
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft, forgot to place torches back down which spawned a creeper that blew up a chunk of her room
>Put her name in reverse when building her room in the gen 5 building, displaying "ヨИヨИ MI" when viewed from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice and still mispelled her name as "Ioli." Also told her she skips cutscenes in RPGs after being told she likes them.
>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't get it since you needed to go to an optician for one and she didn't have the money
>several people were unable to sleep in Minecraft because she went AFK for hours after a stream
>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle some snot for her
>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping her ass then burying her in a wall of dirt
>Co-coined "5mennasai" during Subaru's 5th death falling off the Shubagelion when she told her she didn't count her 4th
>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
>Shamelessly admitted during a pizza stream she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by
>Got lost in the city and ran around shouting "waaaaaaaaaah" when going out with her genmates
>Served a customer that asked for salmon steak and boiled potatoes a pile of sardines and a raw potato
>doxxed Ina's collab when she was trying to make it a secret
>Goal of stream is to get a kill, does that in the first 30 seconds. Second round it happens again, and she ends the game with 7 kills
>professed to wanting to be dommed by Gintoki and Walt Disney
>doxxed Polka's 3D debut date by adding it to her weekly schedule
