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horrorfan89 said:
Was hoping the cons would come back so we'd have Chris at one again, but the one Chris was so adamant to go to has been pushed back again despite the vaccine and Biden taking office this year.

It's 2 and a half months til the one year anniversary of chris' body swap so I guess that's something to look forward too.

As for Chris getting put away really he needs to get in trouble with the law again in some way and have to stand before a judge. IDK if he remembered to drop the sonichu act during his last debt hearing but the thought of Chris refusing to be acknowledged by the court as himself and insisting he's a yellow hedgehog pokemon to a old judge who has no clue what he's talking about will be enough to have him declared in contempt of court and mentally evaluated by a psychiatrist who doesn't coddle his bullshit like the therapy docket or anger management did. Is the only possible way to get the commonwealth of virginia to do something about him.
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He used to know when to (mostly) keep the crazy to himself, but with all the ass-patters and enablers on the internet, he is getting bolder with his idiotic delusions, he already babbled about "da merge" to his court-mandated psychiatrist and signed some official document with "Sonichu" as part of his name.

Chris trying the "I used to be a simple wild pichu" or "you have no jurisdiction on C-197" defenses in court is just a matter of time.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
He can't just say "that wasn't me. I was hacked." or even "mama's account was hacked."

He has to use his tardese word salad talk that only fools like us can figure out.
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It's likely because it makes him feel like he's smarter or something. He was so fucking proud of when he originally started calling himself a woman and used the moniker 'Pristine Christine'.

He also probably heard 'sequence of events' recently which he parroted in a mangled way here - same way he used 'letting the air out of his tank' maybe a week after he saw the first LEGO movie.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
It's likely because it makes him feel like he's smarter or something. He was so fucking proud of when he originally started calling himself a woman and used the moniker 'Pristine Christine'.

He also probably heard 'sequence of events' recently which he parroted in a mangled way here - same way he used 'letting the air out of his tank' maybe a week after he saw the first LEGO movie.
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yeah that's likely the case.

and those not the only case of him using phrases and words without knowing their proper usage or knowing their definition. This is another example of chris's behavior that suggests he really hasn't progressed beyond the age of 6.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
the thought of Chris refusing to be acknowledged by the court as himself and insisting he's a yellow hedgehog pokemon to a old judge who has no clue what he's talking about will be enough to have him declared in contempt of court and mentally evaluated by a psychiatrist who doesn't coddle his bullshit like the therapy docket or anger management did. Is the only possible way to get the commonwealth of virginia to do something about him.
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Chrus Chundlur said:
He used to know when to (mostly) keep the crazy to himself, but with all the ass-patters and enablers on the internet, he is getting bolder with his idiotic delusions, he already babbled about "da merge" to his court-mandated psychiatrist and signed some official document with "Sonichu" as part of his name.

Chris trying the "I used to be a simple wild pichu" or "you have no jurisdiction on C-197" defenses in court is just a matter of time.
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God could you just imagine Chris not even understanding how court works and just standing up, arms out, saying shit like
"YOUR HONOR, SINCE ITS BEEN ALMOST A YEAR SINCE I SWAPPED BODIES WITH MY MOMMA, AND TAKEN HER SOUL SPOT WHILE SHE IS IN MY SPOT IN MY OWN DIMENTIONAL REGION AS A SONICHU, IT IS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT I AM NOT ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE BROKEN BODY AND MIND MY SONICHU SOuL POSSESSES!!!"
 
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Somewhere in the Multiverse,Christian Weston Redfield and Ub Iwerks Chandler exist...
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
He can't just say "that wasn't me. I was hacked." or even "mama's account was hacked."

He has to use his tardese word salad talk that only fools like us can figure out.
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Sounds more to me like he gave someone access to his account on purpose or out of coercion. Other wise why would he say he participated, or that it was a "voluntary mistake"?
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
But he wasn't "hacked". He exchanged his password for Boobas.
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if true, then any watchdog force is utterly pointless if he's just going to hand it over.

Aru-chu said:
Sounds more to me like he gave someone access to his account on purpose or out of coercion. Other wise why would he say he participated, or that it was a "voluntary mistake"?
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I'd believe chris was tricked or bribed. he can change the password at any time, but again you'd think he'd be madder about someone doing this on his account. Hell, if he was still locked out by a hacker he'd have made a video screeching about someone taking his twitter account. he seems very complacent with saying he wants to gobble shit.
 
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Analog Devolved said:
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What the fuck does this mean?
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Brony + Dimensional Merge shit.
muh_moobs said:
People are too pacified. They'll never make the government end indefinite house arrest.

Just look to the people you know IRL; do more of them view DC protestors as "terrorists" or just pissed off Americans?
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A&N is that way, politisperg.
Ghost Boy said:
You might be right about a trolling cause he sent him this: https://twitter.com/zero_mccall/status/1350280481884033024
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Doesn't seem like Chris' trademark style of writing.
Flavius Anthemius said:
Find out soon as we reach the start of a new saga!
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At least it's not the homeless saga.
Pickle Inspector said:
Null said he'd still be willing to help Chris after Barb dies but I imagine it wouldn't take long until he realises he's wasting his time since Chris would probally expect him to be his personal assistant doing all the 'adulting' while Chris larps about with his enabling weens.
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More to the point, Chris would be in for a rude awakening when it turns out that Null lives in Florida and hasn't got the time to drive up to Virginia and help a sperg avoid getting kicked out of his house.
Alex Krycek said:
Null said he was done after he offered Chris real advice and Chris just kept talking about dimensions and being a Goddess from what I remember.
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I'd feel the same.
Chrus Chundlur said:
Chris trying the "I used to be a simple wild pichu" or "you have no jurisdiction on C-197" defenses in court is just a matter of time.
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Why would he even end up in court, though?
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Brony + Dimensional Merge shit.

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A&N is that way, politisperg.

Doesn't seem like Chris' trademark style of writing.

At least it's not the homeless saga.

More to the point, Chris would be in for a rude awakening when it turns out that Null lives in Florida and hasn't got the time to drive up to Virginia and help a sperg avoid getting kicked out of his house.

I'd feel the same.

Why would he even end up in court, though?
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Not paying his mortgage, or other shit.
 
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Retarded INTP said:
It is. Trying to protect Chris is a waste of time. I don't even understand why this is a thing.
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Agreed. I was fine with the farms doxxing the idea guys, but safeguarding chris is a pointless endeavor. chris is like a child who doesn't understand that touching a hot stove will burn his hand even after having done it several times. natural selection will eventually decide that such a child shouldn't have hands.
 
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