Containment Random Chris Updates

taintmisbehavin said:
It wasn’t even a Bachelor’s. It was just an Associate’s degree which takes most people two years.
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So considering how long it took him to graduate, it either means he kept fucking around in his classes and failed a bunch of times or he was doing his degree part time because he wanted to spend more time looking for china.

Or a bit of both.

Regardless it took him way too long to get that sort degree compared to how any of other person would have undertaken it. Clearly Bob was probably forcing his hand to Chris and may have bribed or "kindly persuaded" with his professors about letting him pass.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
So considering how long it took him to graduate, it either means he kept fucking around in his classes and failed a bunch of times or he was doing his degree part time because he wanted to spend more time looking for china.

Or a bit of both.

Regardless it took him way too long to get that sort degree compared to how any of other person would have undertaken it. Clearly Bob was probably forcing his hand to Chris and may have bribed or "kindly persuaded" with his professors about letting him pass.
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He was also suspended for about a year and only took a class or two per semester.
 
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What the fuck does this mean?
 
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Analog Devolved said:
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What the fuck does this mean?
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Chris is still going on about that dj pony thing. He says she speaks, someone just has to butt in and say she hasn't. Now it'd be one thing for Chris to mention that special where she talks. fair enough cite an official source, but then his autism and delusions have to rear their ugly head and he adds in "Oh and also I dun talked to the dj pon3 personally cause I been to equestria for totes reals duh huh!" Good lord that was painful to type. I need a a shot Jack now.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAN YOU! I KNOW MORE ABOUT HER THAN ANYONE, EVEN THE SHOW CREATORS!
YOU ARE JUST A SHADOW ON THE WALL. YOU AREN'T REAL, THE CARTOON IS REAL!

Chris has reached this level of 'desperate for a win.'
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how pathetic can you be that not only do you need to start an argument with someone over whether or not a cartoon character has officially talked, throw a temper tantrum when proven you're wrong, and then to top it all off claim to have actually spoken with said character in another world like a friggin 8 year old with an overactive imagination?
 
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horrorfan89 said:
how pathetic can you be that not only do you need to start an argument with someone over whether or not a cartoon character has officially talked, throw a temper tantrum when proven you're wrong, and then to top it all off claim to have actually spoken with said character in another world like a friggin 8 year old with an overactive imagination?
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The answer is living with your mother til you have gray hair, having no friends, no future, no ability to survive on your own, no job prospects, an ego the size of some solar systems, a brain rotten by 4 decades of TV and vidya, two enabling hoarding recluses for parents, and no ability to socialize because you've got an IQ that's too low and a chromosome count that's too high.

Perfect storm, man.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
The answer is living with your mother til you have gray hair, having no friends, no future, no ability to survive on your own, no job prospects, an ego the size of some solar systems, a brain rotten by 4 decades of TV and vidya, two enabling hoarding recluses for parents, and no ability to socialize because you've got an IQ that's too low and a chromosome count that's too high.

Perfect storm, man.
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see it's times like that i remember, no matter how bad I may have it. alone, working a shit job, making a garbage salary, posting on a forum that's sole purpose is making fun of manchildren and fat women...while no doubt being full of man children and fat women, that I'll still be no where near as bad off as CWC
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Except this self-proclaimed "goddess" is supposedly the spirit representation or whatever (I know nothing about Neptunia shit) of an outdated video game console, which itself is nothing more than a glorified early digital era toy.
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The Neptune was meant to be a 32x megadrive combo for holiday 1995.

It never happened. Except for sega spergs no one remembers it.

Powerlevel I'm a Sega sperg, have the hardware to play Corpse Killer 32X CD

It goes to show Chrischan's solipsistic view of the world, he thinks everyone should be familiar with a console that *didn't even release* 25 years ago.
 
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BScCollateral said:
Agreed, but there's still going to be a point where people accept we are now stuck with a new leading cause of death, and start to get on with their lives. The question is if the process turns violent.
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People are too pacified. They'll never make the government end indefinite house arrest.

Just look to the people you know IRL; do more of them view DC protestors as "terrorists" or just pissed off Americans?
 
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muh_moobs said:
People are too pacified. They'll never make the government end indefinite house arrest.

Just look to the people you know IRL; do more of them view DC protestors as "terrorists" or just pissed off Americans?
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The DC riot was literally fighting to maintain the status quo.
 
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