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Snuckening said:
It would help him, but he'd never do it. Even if some freak incident landed Chris with an offer of teaching community college, in a subject of his choosing, at twice the salary of any other professor, by the end of the first week Chris would decide it was beneath him to bother turning up, and go back to playing legos, bickering with weens on twitter, and shitting his pants all day.

Chris thinks he deserves diplomas and qualifications and cash and adulation, just for being the amazing, wise, super-kawaii CPU goddess he is.
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I don't think they meant him going there to teach, they meant taking a class
 
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Project R. said:
Chris already graduated? Years ago
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took him six years to get a bachelors in cadd which is about as worthless as a degree in holistic medicine now that technology has moved on. really if Chris wasn't so adamant about not working for a living that hes come up with thee ultimate excuses of being "a goddess waiting to return to her domain in another dimension" or "sonichu in his mammas body." his best bet would be something unskilled. I've often said his best bet would be an uber or lyft driver but he'd have to ask to use one of the company cars and not his own because well its falling apart and no doubt smells like stale mickey d's and dog hair. and if those are too much simply because he has to deal with people then a grubhub or ubereats delivery boy, he wouldn't even need a car. IDK if its the same in VA, but where i live and work at the kfc has grubhub and uber eats delivered by guys with bikes or even their own two feet. and really so long as lardass can resist the urge to steal customer food even he could do it without fucking up.
 
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Pokemonquistador2 said:
Chris won't get an apartment. He'll probably have a meltdown after his mother's death and be forced by the state into a Halfway House where he'll have to share a dorm room with another aspietard. Either that or he'll have to pile everything he has into a minivan ala Terry A Davis and drive around the country, living on schizobucks. Either way, there's absolutely no chance that he'll be able to hold onto his horde in its entirety. He'll try to keep as much as he can, but the vast majority will have to be sold before Chris moves, either online or in a yard sale. It's gonna be surreal watching Chris in his bag-lady dress, sitting in front of his house and selling his junk to the general public; haggling and insisting that every filth-covered toy he has is worth ten times the value he originally paid for it and trying to convince passers-by that he's an honest to God real celebrity.
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The Terry story is really what I think is going to happen to Chris. Inevitably he might end up at a shelter or something though. The worst prospect is someone like Sockness taking him in

I forgot that Chris revolves around neptunia
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Does he still? It feels like he hasn't talked about it in a while
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
chris retweeted this to win more toys and video games.
more shit for his own hoard
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In Chris's head, he's just a collector of toys, games and novelty.
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Even if he has the physical items, he's terrible at keeping them.
He doesn't have the space to place them, he doesn't maintain it from dust and mold, and just be forgotten like a piece of junk.
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Pickle Inspector said:
Once the virus is sorted out (However long that takes) maybe it'd help Chris to do some kind of community college course if only to get him out of the house and talk to real people, like an art course or something?
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The fact Chris already did six years at PVCC and has done fuck all with his degree in CAD or whatever it was he managed to get aisde, to his credit it isn't for a lack of trying on Chris's part on going out and socializing.

It's the fact his autism is so bad that he straight up can not handle normal human interaction anymore.

This is what happened with The End Games, they certainly didn't seem to mind having the weird looking middle aged fatass around despite his poor hygene, but that was momentary because then he started getting up to usual Chris shenanigans and it quickly ballooned out of control. I don't recall the specifics but something about him leaving a Sonichu sign there, then getting pissed when he found it in the trash, leading to him getting temp banned, then he sent them a shitty glitter bomb 'anonymously' complete with a crude drawing of angry eyes that was instantly recognizable as his handiwork, leading to his permament banishment.

And of course the 'Hedgehog Defensive Position' incident which might have been the only time somebody actually experienced with working with autistic people was able to wrangle Chris.

He can not empathize with anybody, he can not understand why anything he does that he feels totally justified in doing at any given time might be seen as problematic by anybody else. And he sure as shit makes zero attempts to even try to correct this, because he never admits its a problem, going so far as to having said he cured his autism with binatural beats or something stupid.

Project R. said:
I forgot that Chris revolves around neptunia
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It's probably coincidence that he largely bases his modern female appearance around Sailor Neptune because she's a lesbian and Neptunia is the name of that video game console goddess thing.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
He can not empathize with anybody, he can not understand why anything he does that he feels totally justified in doing at any given time might be seen as problematic by anybody else. And he sure as shit makes zero attempts to even try to correct this, because he never admits its a problem, going so far as to having said he cured his autism with binatural beats or something stupid.
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It's always some one else's fault when he inevitably crosses social lines or gets shot down. It was a grand conspiracy from the top of the Commonwealth of Virginia on down that stopped him from getting some China with his pick up methods. Mary Lee Walsh was just a witch who hated him for no reason. All of the stores he got banned from were just full of discriminating Jerkops. When you don't understand or not of aware of what you're doing and why it's wrong, that's the easiest conclusion to reach. That and he got it from his parents.
 
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Project R. said:
Chris already graduated? Years ago
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Doesn't mean he can't go back as a mature student (Mature being used loosely here) , he'd probally be surrounded by the same kind of people he meets at conventions too which for a normal 40 year old would be awkward but it'd likely be a plus for Chris.
Snuckening said:
It would help him, but he'd never do it. Even if some freak incident landed Chris with an offer of teaching community college, in a subject of his choosing, at twice the salary of any other professor, by the end of the first week Chris would decide it was beneath him to bother turning up, and go back to playing legos, bickering with weens on twitter, and shitting his pants all day.

Chris thinks he deserves diplomas and qualifications and cash and adulation, just for being the amazing, wise, super-kawaii CPU goddess he is.
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I wouldn't expect him to get a job at the end of it but maybe by socialising with non weens/white knights for a few hours a day it'd help put the merge aside for a while and maybe even get him working on his art again.

Mostly it'd be to get Chris out of his rut but realistically even if someone were to offer to pay for it all he'd prefer to buy a PS5 with some games instead.
 
horrorfan89 said:
took him six years to get a bachelors in cadd which is about as worthless as a degree in holistic medicine now that technology has moved on. really if Chris wasn't so adamant about not working for a living that hes come up with thee ultimate excuses of being "a goddess waiting to return to her domain in another dimension" or "sonichu in his mammas body." his best bet would be something unskilled. I've often said his best bet would be an uber or lyft driver but he'd have to ask to use one of the company cars and not his own because well its falling apart and no doubt smells like stale mickey d's and dog hair. and if those are too much simply because he has to deal with people then a grubhub or ubereats delivery boy, he wouldn't even need a car. IDK if its the same in VA, but where i live and work at the kfc has grubhub and uber eats delivered by guys with bikes or even their own two feet. and really so long as lardass can resist the urge to steal customer food even he could do it without fucking up.
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It wasn’t even a Bachelor’s. It was just an Associate’s degree which takes most people two years.
 
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