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I would bet champagne cake money that the not-a-zookeeper matched with Tess just to piss her off with his profile.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Luna Mothews
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This is annoying when normie women do this but for someone with an actual platform it's just irresponsible and pathetic
At least that guy is being honest and not pretending to be queer when he's not.
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Who wants to bet that Tess uses old photos of herself on her dating profile, and probably doesn't show off her body (except for her massive cleavage). That's really the only way I could see that she'd be getting matches, because she's probably too fat for even the desperate losers who want to get their dick wet. And if she did get a match, pretty sure the guy wouldn't want to go out on an actual date with her in public, just go to her place, smoke and drink, do the deed, then leave and ghost her on the dating app.
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I know the Farms can't talk about dunking on embarrassing people on the Internet but for Tess to screenshot that guys (cringe) dating profile is a new low for her. She could at least crop his pictures out and just show the cringey quotes.
The orbiter is a bizarre cat-lady. I think the cat is fine, about as good as it would be if still with tess
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Tess doesn’t want a truly loving and committed relationship with someone. She wants to meet a hot “queer” that worships her so she can post it on the gram so we can sooooo envy her. She is aching to brag how much sex she is having. She’s sad that at 35 (and her being the hot gay bitch she is) that the doors to her apartment aren’t being beat down with queer folk wanting to boink her.
I honestly think for actual Lesbians or even real queer people they can see right through her bullshit and don’t want any part of her. Tess bitches that she isn’t a fat fetish but, at this point with all her shit talking about boring white men. I feel like SHE fetishizes actual queer people. It’s so cringe I don’t blame the real gays for steering clear of her.
She might have some friends with benefits type deals in the future but, I don’t see anyone crazy enough to genuinely be interested in a long term relationship with her.
I honestly think for actual Lesbians or even real queer people they can see right through her bullshit and don’t want any part of her. Tess bitches that she isn’t a fat fetish but, at this point with all her shit talking about boring white men. I feel like SHE fetishizes actual queer people. It’s so cringe I don’t blame the real gays for steering clear of her.
She might have some friends with benefits type deals in the future but, I don’t see anyone crazy enough to genuinely be interested in a long term relationship with her.
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Maybe she meant to say truck stop - $5 & saying: "Hi beautiful will get some tired trucker a blow job from her.
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Tess isnt a lesbian, and actual lesbians know that.
She might be bi, but questionable. You can find women attractive but not be attracted to them.
Performative kweerness is right up her alley. She wants a specific type of man, and can reject everything and everyone else under the guise of kweerness. Its annoying because it degrades public perception of actual lgb people just living their lives, but Tess has never cared about anyone but Tess anyway
She might be bi, but questionable. You can find women attractive but not be attracted to them.
Performative kweerness is right up her alley. She wants a specific type of man, and can reject everything and everyone else under the guise of kweerness. Its annoying because it degrades public perception of actual lgb people just living their lives, but Tess has never cared about anyone but Tess anyway
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People her own age will avoid people like her like the plague, because 35 is old enough to have the life experience to see right through fake bullshit and have enough self-respect and personal boundaries to just ghost them when the red flags start popping up. The end result for a lot of narcs clinging to youth like her is a desperate attempt to appeal to people much younger and more vulnerable to manipulation, which just ends in them looking ridiculous.
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Aren't there queer dating apps? If she's so fucking qweeeeeer then why not use one of those? I'm sure that LA of all places, has a lot of ..ahem queer indentifying individuals looking for a hook up or even something longterm.
But really..Why would anyone want to go on a date with her, if the chance of her blasting your name and profile online for her followers to harrass is a real threat? If after one date you decide "yeah not feelin' it"makes you the asshole who "wastes my time".
You is stayin' single gorl.
But really..Why would anyone want to go on a date with her, if the chance of her blasting your name and profile online for her followers to harrass is a real threat? If after one date you decide "yeah not feelin' it"makes you the asshole who "wastes my time".
You is stayin' single gorl.
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Yep. "HER" Is supposed to be for women seeking women, but they've allowed troons so you can imagine how gross that's gotten, and bumble, while not el gee bee tee specific, I believe is set up for women to make the first move, so there are avenues for Tess, but you know, world famous kweer supah moddle should be beating them off with a stick, not beating them off in the front seat of a car for a cake
(came back to edit some spells, I was hella tired last night)
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Tess wouldn't have matched with a cishet man if she didn't set the app to match with cishet men
why not just use the apps made for gay people. Queer my ass.
why not just use the apps made for gay people. Queer my ass.
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That’s why she was reeing few days ago when someone curved her. I’m sure that’s exactly what happened: this person saw her fat ass irl and then politely rejected her.
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36,414 likes? Christ on a crutch I didn't expect that. I was expecting Onision level interactions. 50 likes at the maximum. Anyway it's a stupid post. She planning on being a lot lizard?
Luna Mothews
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Pretty sure it’s just a joke about women getting catcalled at gas stations. Nice feminism Tess.
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Tess not only doesn’t want a loving and committed relationship, she doesn’t know how. Tess treats everything as transactional and it must only go one way. She sounds utterly miserable to be around and that’s why she can’t find anyone. That’s why she wants to dunk on all these guys. Tess should realize that a lot of guys just play the number game and will swipe right/select everything. They know that maybe 1 in 100 will ever respond back. Tess is too narcissistic to realize that guys are shotgun blasting out messages to her, not that they want her 450 pound ass. To realize this means that she’s not a special queer princess but someone nobody really wants and to a narcissist like Tess, that realization will never happen.
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Someone who doesn't love themselves is incapable of loving anything or anyone else. For all of her talk of loving herself, tess doesnt. She despises herself, because eating herself to death is not the behaviour of a person who loves themselves.
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And also ends in them being predators (cough, cough, Mary Kay Letourneau).
Perhaps a Creep Catchers/POP Squad arc is not far from Ryann's future...