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polonium said:
I did like a soft rollout of being a homo. I came out of my friends first, then my siblings, then my parents. Everyone was fine with it.
I'm married now (to a dude ofc) nobody came to our wedding because we did it this year right in the middle of the lockdowns (we weren't going to shift the date because of the fucking chinese coof, reception is planned for as soon as things normalise and you can travel again)

I built it up in my head into a bigger thing than it was TBH, nobody made a huge deal out of it except me. I wish I'd done it when I was younger.
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It's a shame that the Chink Coof fucked up your wedding, but congrats regardless. :)
 
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UntimelyDhelmise said:
It's a shame that the Chink Coof fucked up your wedding, but congrats regardless. :)
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Thanks. We thought about waiting but since there's no specific end date, we decided to do the legal paperwork now and have the party whenever. Family and friends were understanding. More time to save up, I guess.

DDBCAE CBAADCBE said:
My Dad just pretends I never told him and honestly I'm fine with that. He's from a very different time and I can respect that. My father loves and respects me for who I am even if he doesn't agree with some of the things I believe and feel and that's all I could ever hope for and for that I respect him deeply.
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I guess that's probably a fair compromise. I live on the other side of the planet to my parents, so my philosophy was if they reacted badly, it wasn't really going to affect my day to day life anyway.
 
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polonium said:
Thanks. We thought about waiting but since there's no specific end date, we decided to do the legal paperwork now and have the party whenever. Family and friends were understanding. More time to save up, I guess.


I guess that's probably a fair compromise. I live on the other side of the planet to my parents, so my philosophy was if they reacted badly, it wasn't really going to affect my day to day life anyway.
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Yeah, I mean can I really blame a guy who was born before there was ever even a vaccine for polio? I'd probably react the same ways if I came from the same background as him. Besides, all that matters is that I know he cares about me and he shows that every day. He's the kind of father I hope I can be some day, certainly a better father than I ever deserved.
 
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DDBCAE CBAADCBE said:
Yeah, I mean can I really blame a guy who was born before there was ever even a vaccine for polio? I'd probably react the same ways if I came from the same background as him. Besides, all that matters is that I know he cares about me and he shows that every day. He's the kind of father I hope I can be some day, certainly a better father than I ever deserved.
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I get you completely.
I got on really well with my grandfather, he died before I decided to come out and I'm kinda glad he did because I wouldn't have wanted to have an argument about it.
 
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Ah, the days when I considered myself bisexual. Probably still slightly am but usually the only time I even remotely think about women in that way these days is when I ponder about the typical "marry a nice girl, buy a house, have kids" train of thought that I imagine most people have. And then after that my mind immediately goes to the lack of another penis involved and I go "Well that sucks." And no, a troon wouldn't do for a host of reasons before you ask.

Not to mention my desire to have children has decreased significantly from when I was younger, which was a major driving force behind maintaining some semblance of straightness for me (I wanted biological kids specifically too so adoption didn't sound like an easy solution at the time). Therefore I don't see any reason to sacrifice my love of men and their genitalia at this point.

This will be the most faggoty thing I've said but, I'm fully married to the dick and nothing but the dick.

EDIT: It just hit me that this is probably the third time I've spelled this shit out ITT out of boredom. My god I need to rethink my life priorities. (:_(
 
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Ted_Breakfast said:
I would rather not let anyone I care about know I'm a degenerate. They wouldn't care to know, and I don't care to know about their private degeneracy.
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Pfffft whatevs. I brag about all the futa I smash. I'll hang brain wherever I damn well please, idgaf.
 
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I've had a boyfriend and sort of a girlfriend in the past but i think i'm like mentally ill because now adays i have almost no sexual attraction to irl people and just jerk off to anime femboys. I would love to be in a relationship but im too afraid to even talk to people nowadays. Any of my relationships have turned out pretty toxic and i have family issues that make me increadbly self hating.
tldr: anime traps are a gateway to thinking your gay
 
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I'm straight and fully, originally male. I came here to wish you various LGBT posters here all the best on living your lives as sexual/gender minorities to the fullest and happiest extent possible, as well as those of you who choose to not be in an LGB relationship or transition for personal reasons.
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Jack Haywood said:
I'm straight and fully, originally male. I came here to wish you various LGBT posters here all the best on living your lives as sexual/gender minorities to the fullest and happiest extent possible, as well as those of you who choose to not be in an LGB relationship or transition for personal reasons.
:semperfidelis:
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lol gay
 
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Jack Haywood said:
I'm straight and fully, originally male. I came here to wish you various LGBT posters here all the best on living your lives as sexual/gender minorities to the fullest and happiest extent possible, as well as those of you who choose to not be in an LGB relationship or transition for personal reasons.
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That is some r/wholesome shit right there.
 
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lol i finally came out to my friends, and a bunch of other people, today at a party accidentally in the most retarded way possible

so we were drunk and high and shit and me and a couple friends were trying out demon's souls on PS5 and this exchange happened:
"dude boldwin is such a GDILF"
"the fuck is a GDILF"
"granddad i'd like to fuck"
"aha what the fuck"
"no no like you know a true GDILF? fucking tolfdir from fucking skyrim. the fucking mentor or whatever in college of winterhold"
"AHAHAHAHA nah bro rick sanchez is way fucking hotter"
"no i'm fucking serious tolfdir is best fucking husbando ever. fucking kill yourself"
"okay twitch or youtube?"
"shut the fuck up. fuck waifus man fucking tolfdir is so fucking cute like what the fuck. fucking august 19th two thousand fucking sixteen i dreamed i was spooning leonardo fucking da VINCI and it was REALLY hot and yeah dicks are WAY better than fucking shitty vaginas"
"wait what the fuck? you're actually gay? holy FUCK dude"

everybody else heard in like a minute. yeah people were actually pretty shocked i like dick. they were fine with it though. someone else ended up coming out as bi in the heat of the moment lol. all that became funny in about five minutes

honestly don't regret it lmao. also got some other gay guy's phone number 8)
 
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FuckedUp said:
lol i finally came out to my friends, and a bunch of other people, today at a party accidentally in the most retarded way possible

so we were drunk and high and shit and me and a couple friends were trying out demon's souls on PS5 and this exchange happened:
"dude boldwin is such a GDILF"
"the fuck is a GDILF"
"granddad i'd like to fuck"
"aha what the fuck"
"no no like you know a true GDILF? fucking tolfdir from fucking skyrim. the fucking mentor or whatever in college of winterhold"
"AHAHAHAHA nah bro rick sanchez is way fucking hotter"
"no i'm fucking serious tolfdir is best fucking husbando ever. fucking kill yourself"
"okay twitch or youtube?"
"shut the fuck up. fuck waifus man fucking tolfdir is so fucking cute like what the fuck. fucking august 19th two thousand fucking sixteen i dreamed i was spooning leonardo fucking da VINCI and it was REALLY hot and yeah dicks are WAY better than fucking shitty vaginas"
"wait what the fuck? you're actually gay? holy FUCK dude"

everybody else heard in like a minute. yeah people were actually pretty shocked i like dick. they were fine with it though. someone else ended up coming out as bi in the heat of the moment lol. all that became funny in about five minutes

honestly don't regret it lmao. also got some other gay guy's phone number 8)
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I thought you were a girl wtf
 
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