Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

This is pretty rich coming from a person born into one of the wealthiest families in the world who is currently riding out COVID on one of her family's' yachts in SEA.

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Keep gaining weight Michelle you'll realize sooner or later money won't fix the health problems.
 
This is pretty rich coming from a person born into one of the wealthiest families in the world who is currently riding out COVID on one of her family's' yachts in SEA.

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Keep gaining weight Michelle you'll realize sooner or later money won't fix the health problems.
Holy shit, what is going on with her stomach?!
 
April Lauren made a video deconstructing one of her Walmart salads that she eats like every day and found that there was a difference of 56 calories LESS than what the label said and decided that's why she's not losing more weight on her dainty 1,800 calories per day. Because she's eating too little. The delusion. She could eat 1,000 calories per day and her body is not going to hold on to anything. She would drop weight like crazy because she has 200 extra lbs on her. I'm so over this starvation mode that all these fatties are so pressed about so they have an excuse to keep overeating.
I attempted to watch that word salad of a video (the part where she deconstructed the salad) and I've come to the conclusion that she is a literal retard.
 
Holy shit, what is going on with her stomach?!

She had some sort of health issue as a kid that required a lot of surgeries. Her entire shtick "scarrednotscared" is centered on it. Of course her family is beyond loaded and paid for everything and she's never had a want in the world since then. She has another shitty book out now and LARPs as a life coach influencer. Her new book is called "the Joy of Being Selfish". You can't make this shit up.

@Freetimbit ah, poor girl made into a meme as she lounged at yet another 5 star tropical resort. Pobrecita.
 
This is pretty rich coming from a person born into one of the wealthiest families in the world who is currently riding out COVID on one of her family's' yachts in SEA.

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Keep gaining weight Michelle you'll realize sooner or later money won't fix the health problems.
Better start believing in the heart of the cards, else her life points are going to fall down to zero way sooner than she'd like.

Maybe start doing some heart of the cardio...
 
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The PTSD husband heading down to the cellar to kiss deepthroat a shotgun.
April Lauren is just your average dependapotamus. No personality, no ambitions, no responsibility, no fucking brains. Surprised she's not also shilling an MLM.
I don't understand how the dependapotamus even came to be a common thing. Are these men so traumatised they'll settle for anything? Most of them are in shape which makes them at least reasonably attractive dudes in country riddled with obesity, and yet they stay with a ham moon who doesn't even love them enough to remain human shaped...
 
Y’all are all just so sad with your own lives that all you can do is be hateful and disrespectful towards others. I hope all of you find peace within yourselves so you can stop being such disgusting human beings. This person is living their life freely doing what they want to do and simply making a living for themselves. Who are you to try and tear them down? The fact you took the time to write all this and gather all those pictures shows you’re very much insecure about yourself and you need to work on that. Just cuz you’re stuck working a job you don’t like and she’s happy doing what she loves doesn’t give you the right of way to be disrespectful.
My husband is the one working a job he hates while I stay home and bully fat girls on the internet. Thank you.
I don't understand how the dependapotamus even came to be a common thing. Are these men so traumatised they'll settle for anything? Most of them are in shape which makes them at least reasonably attractive dudes in country riddled with obesity, and yet they stay with a ham moon who doesn't even love them enough to remain human shaped...
My understanding is that if you are married you can live off base and maybe you get extra money? I'm not totally sure, my ambitions were never so low.
 
I love when kiwis get together in the chat and other areas of this site to talk about their jobs, specialties, families, sports and hobbies and then some covert lolcow shows up to whiteknight for themselves and calls us all evil shut-in racist incels who work dead-end jobs or summat. Meanwhile actual doctors, artists, writers, engineers, publishing professionals, lawyers are weighing in on various topics or just chatting about their careers, while BP blows up with mum talk about families and kids. Other areas have gay and trans members discussing lgbt politics and creative types showing their art and writing.

Nah but we’re all white, male, ugly, single, miserable, dumb, untalented, insecure and Your Least Favourite Kind Of Political Group. Sure Jan.
 
This is pretty rich coming from a person born into one of the wealthiest families in the world who is currently riding out COVID on one of her family's' yachts in SEA.

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Keep gaining weight Michelle you'll realize sooner or later money won't fix the health problems.

I thought her belly button was a surgery scar at first glance. Yikes.
 
I love when kiwis get together in the chat and other areas of this site to talk about their jobs, specialties, families, sports and hobbies and then some covert lolcow shows up to whiteknight for themselves and calls us all evil shut-in racist incels who work dead-end jobs or summat. Meanwhile actual doctors, artists, writers, engineers, publishing professionals, lawyers are weighing in on various topics or just chatting about their careers, while BP blows up with mum talk about families and kids. Other areas have gay and trans members discussing lgbt politics and creative types showing their art and writing.

Nah but we’re all white, male, ugly, single, miserable, dumb, untalented, insecure and Your Least Favourite Kind Of Political Group. Sure Jan.



Its actually profoundly sexist of them go assume majority of users on a forum online are men.
 
I love when kiwis get together in the chat and other areas of this site to talk about their jobs, specialties, families, sports and hobbies and then some covert lolcow shows up to whiteknight for themselves and calls us all evil shut-in racist incels who work dead-end jobs or summat. Meanwhile actual doctors, artists, writers, engineers, publishing professionals, lawyers are weighing in on various topics or just chatting about their careers, while BP blows up with mum talk about families and kids. Other areas have gay and trans members discussing lgbt politics and creative types showing their art and writing.

Nah but we’re all white, male, ugly, single, miserable, dumb, untalented, insecure and Your Least Favourite Kind Of Political Group. Sure Jan.
They try to strawman the forum as being entirely populated by evil, racist, incels, who live horrible lives in an attempt try and make it seem like we're the problem and make fun of them for no reason. They can't accept that they behave like lunatics and deserve to be mocked for it.
 
Y’all are all just so sad with your own lives that all you can do is be hateful and disrespectful towards others. I hope all of you find peace within yourselves so you can stop being such disgusting human beings. This person is living their life freely doing what they want to do and simply making a living for themselves. Who are you to try and tear them down? The fact you took the time to write all this and gather all those pictures shows you’re very much insecure about yourself and you need to work on that. Just cuz you’re stuck working a job you don’t like and she’s happy doing what she loves doesn’t give you the right of way to be disrespectful.
So registrations are open again.

Would also like to know whom they are so moved to defend. None of the people discussed here seem happy. They may try to display an illusion of living their best life, but there are always tells that shout otherwise. Knowingly laying themselves open to criticism, for example, allows them the sweet rush of martyrdom which brings even sweeter asspats from followers and a chance to commune about their oppression with the top-tier HAES charlatans.
 
The PTSD husband heading down to the cellar to kiss deepthroat a shotgun.
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Her husband should sack up and dump her, but he seems too defeated and beta for that. He carries himself like one of those ashen actors in an antidepressant commercial before they start popping the SSRIs and feel alive again.
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Why would eating fewer calories make you fatter?
They believe in "starvation mode" and think if you don't eat enough then your metabolism grinds to a halt and you magically start generating energy out of the ether and won't lose weight anymore.
April Lauren is just your average dependapotamus. No personality, no ambitions, no responsibility, no fucking brains. Surprised she's not also shilling an MLM.
What makes a dependapotamus? I'm legitimately asking. What influences and culture lead to a woman becoming this? What are the key factors?
She had some surgeries when she was a kid. Someone made it into a meme and she responded by reeeeing and writing a book.
Aww, that's actually kind of cute, though.
 
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