Thats one thing I will never get about cows like Kelly. They think by being unapologetically fat they are somehow sticking it to the rest of us. No one cares that you're fat, and the only person you're hurting is yourself. I mean, is your epitaph going to be "Died at 40 from obesity to own the trolls!"
That dirndl literally looks like Halloween costume shit (also isn't it cultural appropriation according to her logic? I guess since Germans are white it's ok).
This reminds me of a dark joke: "When people say, "I'll kill myself, that'll show 'em!" All they get is, 'Remember Rob? Didn't he, like, kill himself?""
To me moving the kids in her room is just another thing she does to make herself sexually unapproachable. She preempts the whole issue of being sexual or available for sex. As someone else said on here, it's "You can't fire me, I quit!" but in terms of her sex life. Maybe she doesn't have to face being unattractive to any person of any sexuality, as well as unable to perform many sex acts, as long as her kids are sleeping in her room.
At least she tries to floss?
I know one thing that's never hard. Jerry's dick.
The only time I've ever seen tits that saggy was on a documentary about a woman who continued to breastfeed her children until they were past the age of 10. Please God, I hope that's not the reason why she's getting a bigger bed so that the kids can continue sleeping with her instead of in their own room.
I hear you, PUT ON A FUCKING BRA KELLY
There should just be a thread for Girlcows who need bras in general. The list might be longer than just the girlcows mentioned in your list.
