US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Yiddish-style ‘God Bless America’ celebrates presidential inauguration​

Berlin originally wrote “God Bless America” for a musical revue while he was serving in the US Army in 1918.
The clip, titled “Got Bentsh Amerike,” will debut on January 19 at 10 a.m. EST on www.NYTF.org a day ahead of President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration. The clip was produced by Lisa Fishman and Ben Liebert, who also edited and mixed it. According to a statement from the National Yiddish Theatre, “The performance celebrates and honors the ideals of the United States of America and offers a prayer for peace on the eve of the upcoming presidential inauguration.”
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Enough for a minyan: A Jewish Who’s Who of Biden’s Cabinet-to-Be​

As President-elect Joe Biden announced his picks for the Cabinet, the joke went around on Jewish Twitter that the West Wing would have a minyan.

Indeed, at least 10 prominent Jews have been nominated to key positions. There’s Ronald Klain (chief of staff); Anthony Blinken (Secretary of State); Janet Yellen (Treasury); Merrick Garland (Attorney General); Alejandro Mayorkas (Homeland Security);and Avril Haines (Director of National Intelligence). One level down are Wendy Sherman (deputy Secretary of State); Eric Lander (science and technology adviser); Ann Neuberger (deputy National Security Adviser); and David Cohen (deputy CIA director).

Plus there’s Doug Emhoff, the Jewish husband of Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.
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Yiddish-style ‘God Bless America’ celebrates presidential inauguration​

Berlin originally wrote “God Bless America” for a musical revue while he was serving in the US Army in 1918.


Enough for a minyan: A Jewish Who’s Who of Biden’s Cabinet-to-Be​

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I thought that said "Minivan" for a minute.
 
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Biden vows to eliminate banking regulations that require banks to make decisions based on impartial risk-based standards, rather than political or reputational concerns. Arguing that banks should be free to refuse service to conservatives.
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Democrats Pledge To Fight Trump Rule Ensuring Banks Won’t Refuse Service To Conservatives​

Banks have a duty to provide proportionate access to financial services, even for clients involved in legal but politically controversial industries.
 
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Democrats Pledge To Fight Trump Rule Ensuring Banks Won’t Refuse Service To Conservatives​

Banks have a duty to provide proportionate access to financial services, even for clients involved in legal but politically controversial industries.
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"Unity and Healing" lol.
 
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Democrats Pledge To Fight Trump Rule Ensuring Banks Won’t Refuse Service To Conservatives​

Banks have a duty to provide proportionate access to financial services, even for clients involved in legal but politically controversial industries.
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We ain’t out of the woods yet, just remind your representatives that this rule will protect communities of color, that will dissuade them from overturning it.
 
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Democrats Pledge To Fight Trump Rule Ensuring Banks Won’t Refuse Service To Conservatives​

Banks have a duty to provide proportionate access to financial services, even for clients involved in legal but politically controversial industries.
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Oh great, we're gonna give a bunch of houses away to brown and black (unemployed) bodies. Again.

"Biden vows to eliminate banking regulations that require banks to make decisions based on impartial risk-based standards."
 
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Thought for a second he hired Yaniv.
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I mean, is it really that far off?
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Odds that hes a pedo too are probably high.

Here he is giving COVID orgy tips:

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Health Secretary Rachel Levine and the Department of Health have your back - and front, issuing guidelines for safe sex during COVID-19.

Approximately halfway down the Department of Health's "Safer Sex and COVID-19" recommendations is a section which reads: "Large gatherings are not safe during COVID19, but if you attend a large gathering where you might end up having sex, below are tips to reduce your risk of spreading or getting COVID-19 through sex:"
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Wear a face covering, avoid kissing, and do not touch your eyes, nose, or mouth with unwashed hands.
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When you're being raw-dogged by a man you just met whom you only know by the name 'Big Big Daddy From Cincinnati' make sure to wear mask! For safety!
 
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I'm seriously kind of impressed at how Joe Biden manages to be a tremendous disappointment even before entering office. This is the high point, when he's at his boldest. He's only going to get negotiated down from there.

The only thing he's going to be aggressive about is shit like Patriot Act 2.0.
 
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I'm seriously kind of impressed at how Joe Biden manages to be a tremendous disappointment even before entering office. This is the high point, when he's at his boldest. He's only going to get negotiated down from there.

The only thing he's going to be aggressive about is shit like Patriot Act 2.0.
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"Lucrative subsidies to insurers that pumped cash into the 2020 election." Lol, they're not even trying to hide the corruption.
If there is one good thing coming from this, it means that private insurance won't be completely ruined (yet) and that the Medicare4All parasites have to suck dick.
 
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Eating lunch with a sales rep today we joked that Romney will probably be at the inauguration tomorrow to wash Biden’s feet, not as a Christian act but as a show of fealty for the new regime.
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My boss is dusting off the Jimmy Carter playbook for navigating these next four years. My hope is that they'll be too retarded to put their own retardation into motion.
 
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Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
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I'm seriously kind of impressed at how Joe Biden manages to be a tremendous disappointment even before entering office. This is the high point, when he's at his boldest. He's only going to get negotiated down from there.

The only thing he's going to be aggressive about is shit like Patriot Act 2.0.
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He's not even waiting until he's in office to shit in his voters' mouths.
 
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