Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

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You are really funny, The feds are not just looking at the thread on me, their looking at this whole site. laugh that off.

Would you mind telling us which section of the U.S. Code we are accused of violating? Links would be greatly appreciated. (Personally, I'm hoping we're gonna get nailed under 18 U.S. Code, Chapter 81, Pirating and Privateering,
specifically § 1659 - Attack to plunder vessel. I sure hope it's not the section that prohibits making fun of retarded bullies on the playground during recess. That would be humiliating.)
 
So, this thread moves really fast, so I might have missed it. Is anyone going to Len's hearing in August?
 
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So, this thread moves really fast, so I might have missed it. Is anyone going to Len's hearing in August?

I believe @Saul Goodman mentioned showing up to it. I also think I heard a couple more offers too, but I don't remember names. In Len's brain @Zim will be there as well as @Pocket_Sand! since they're clearly Bob and Curt because they are.

It's a shade too far for me unfortunately, but indeed we'll have coverage of Len being a crazy tard screaming about conspiracies.
 
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Mauv just made this. Thought it would be fitting to post here.

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That'll teach us Kiwis for mocking @Holden's rape fetish and all the people like him.

So, Mr. @The_Dark_Knight or @The_Knight_Rider or whatever, ever throw rocks at trains on Christmas?
 
I'm a little confused, is this hearing over his trespassing and stalking or some other offense he's committed during his antics?
 
This just in from @Kerby
Now do you understand I'm on your side?
Now they think you and me are enemies.
This is our chance!
You need to post this in the thread.
It's important that you include this picture as well in your message.

This person is more nutty than all of you together.
Okay, but where's the picture?
 
Len is nothing, if not completely predictable, especially when it comes to behavior.

Consider this for a moment. Len was a part-timer who worked mid-days unless scheduled for truck. It was during this time a mysterious figure had been sneaking into the break room to steal food. On one particular occasion, the women at work were going to throw a baby shower for a co-worker. They picked up the cake during a shift and needed to keep it in the break room fridge until shift was over.

Hungry for cake after a whole hour of scanning boxes, an employee related to me that he watched Len slink into the breakroom after pulling an employee off the sales floor to sign off on a manifest. Ted walked in on Len trying cut himself a second slice of cake as he had ripped open the top of the cardboard/cellophane top and reached in, grabbing a fistful.

Before Ted could open his mouth, Len blurted out, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY", despite the cake saying "It's a girl!" Len, in his hunger and autism, ruined someone's special day. The cake had to be thrown out. Ted apologized to the woman and paid out of pocket for a new one but it wasn't specialized as was ordered. They had to settle for some off the rack white cake.

It is unknown if Ted sent him home or if Len shit his pants in terror.
 
You will be amazed!
I imagine you strolling up to the trial with a fat folder full of printed screenshots and trying to present them at the case, only for the Judge to sternly remind you that this has no relevance to the trail at hand and put a stop to that derailment.

I also imagine you shitting your pants at some point during the entire ordeal, but at this point I can only picture you shitting your pants at nearly every situation you're involved in.

It's like a corruption of Chris' "shits his pants and does nothing", except in this case it's "shits his pants and makes sock puppets".
 
Len is nothing, if not completely predictable, especially when it comes to behavior.

Consider this for a moment. Len was a part-timer who worked mid-days unless scheduled for truck. It was during this time a mysterious figure had been sneaking into the break room to steal food. On one particular occasion, the women at work were going to throw a baby shower for a co-worker. They picked up the cake during a shift and needed to keep it in the break room fridge until shift was over.

Hungry for cake after a whole hour of scanning boxes, an employee related to me that he watched Len slink into the breakroom after pulling an employee off the sales floor to sign off on a manifest. Ted walked in on Len trying cut himself a second slice of cake as he had ripped open the top of the cardboard/cellophane top and reached in, grabbing a fistful.

Before Ted could open his mouth, Len blurted out, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY", despite the cake saying "It's a girl!" Len, in his hunger and autism, ruined someone's special day. The cake had to be thrown out. Ted apologized to the woman and paid out of pocket for a new one but it wasn't specialized as was ordered. They had to settle for some off the rack white cake.

It is unknown if Ted sent him home or if Len shit his pants in terror.

Ho-ly shit is all I have to say.

Geez Len. It's not like you can sink lower than pedophile and sexual harasser, but could you be a shittier employee??
 
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