Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

Of course you don't believe a word of that, it's because you're a retard.

You're autistic or somewhere on that spectrum and one of the side effects of autism is the inability to understand people's intentions so they tend to take everything literally. So if somebody says in your Discord, "I really love the Wogglebug!" you immediately think they're being serious. But the question is how do you know they're being serious? You don't. Yet you choose to believe it because it strokes your ego.

And the mere fact that you don't understand this shows you're a retard.

I have no intention of listening to these words. I need to try to stop coming here at all. I don't like people who think I'm retarded.

And just for the record, I have never received any paperwork from Picklechu.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I have no intention of listening to these words. I need to try to stop coming here at all. I don't like people who think I'm retarded.

And just for the record, I have never received any paperwork from Picklechu.

The fact that you keep coming here and posting at all proves how sub-intelligent you are. Also go outside, run around and get some fresh air, your corpse skin and stringy Gollum hair will thank you.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I have no intention of listening to these words. I need to try to stop coming here at all. I don't like people who think I'm retarded.

And just for the record, I have never received any paperwork from Picklechu.

Please wear a bra.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Please wear a bra.

Bras cost money. Money that could go towards another stock asset for the Wogglebug movie. Just sayin'.

 

[Picklechu]

Guys, maybe the reason that Cynthia doesn't wear a bra is because when Wogglebug grew to be 50ft tall and started breathing fire, he accidentally burned her only one.

I have no intention of listening to these words. I need to try to stop coming here at all. I don't like people who think I'm retarded.

And just for the record, I have never received any paperwork from Picklechu.

You're here forever Cynthia.

Also, really? My case management software says that you were served by our contractor on Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 1:33 PM. Either they didn't do what we paid them to, in which case we at Nintendo will also sue them, or, more likely, you're lying. Ignoring process is going to lead to a lot of problems for you, Cynthia. I'm all prepared for the court date!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I have no intention of listening to these words. I need to try to stop coming here at all. I don't like people who think I'm retarded.

And just for the record, I have never received any paperwork from Picklechu.

But you definitely felt the need to tell me that. Funny how that works isn't it?

And do I look like Picklechu? Why would you have the need to tell me this when I never mentioned them? That's just strange.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Also, really? My case management software says that you were served by our contractor on Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 1:33 PM. Either they didn't do what we paid them to, in which case we at Nintendo will also sue them, or, more likely, you're lying. Ignoring process is going to lead to a lot of problems for you, Cynthia. I'm all prepared for the court date!

I'm not lying. I have checked the mail every single day from December and onward.

 

[Thundershlock]

Okay so I'm fascinated by the appearance of the cow.

But whats with the bra or lack thereof?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Okay so I'm fascinated by the appearance of the cow.

But whats with the bra or lack thereof?

Okay. The reason why I don't wear a bra is because I have never felt comfortable in one. And the one I actually did feel comfortable in and that fit me perfectly came off and on with straps that buckle and it was too hard for me to do so I eventually stopped wearing it also.

 

[Thundershlock]

Okay. The reason why I don't wear a bra is because I have never felt comfortable in one. And the one I actually did feel comfortable in and that fit me perfectly came off and on with straps that buckle and it was too hard for me to do so I eventually stopped wearing it also.

They sell sports bras. Simple, pulls on over your head. Pretty comfortable IMO. You don't need fancy shit.

If you're not gonna wear a bra do pushups and pectoral excercises. Being in shape is next to goddliness.

Unless you got big fucking titties, then wear a bra. Or a wrap, or something.

 

[Troonos]

Okay. The reason why I don't wear a bra is because I have never felt comfortable in one. And the one I actually did feel comfortable in and that fit me perfectly came off and on with straps that buckle and it was too hard for me to do so I eventually stopped wearing it also.

What'll be really uncomfortable is when you're stepping on your titties because gravity pulled them down to pendulous lengths after decades of no support.

 

[Picklechu]

But you definitely felt the need to tell me that. Funny how that works isn't it?

And do I look like Picklechu? Why would you have the need to tell me this when I never mentioned them? That's just strange.

Both of our names begin with a P, so maybe Cynthia has trouble telling us apart because she's retarded...?

I'm not lying. I have checked the mail every single day from December and onward.

It wasn't placed in your mailbox, according to the notes from the contractor, it was posted on your front door after you didn't answer when they knocked. Were you hiding from him?

Regardless, I look forward to this case being over so I never have to think about it again, and Nintendo can repossess all of your belongings, take over your "intellectual property" (including the videos, movies, and books you have made), and garnish your social security payments and bank account (as well as your mother's bank account).

Okay. The reason why I don't wear a bra is because I have never felt comfortable in one. And the one I actually did feel comfortable in and that fit me perfectly came off and on with straps that buckle and it was too hard for me to do so I eventually stopped wearing it also.

Instead of spending your tardbux that you get from the American taxpayer on Nigerian scammers and mediocre actors/writers/artists from Fiverr, why not commission a wogglebra that's like that one, but easier?

 

[AnOminous]

There is nothing retarded about what I do.

Lmao. Look in a mirror. You even look like a retard. Even your nipples that you show are retarded. How do you even manage that? It's amazing, literally having retarded nipples.

 

[WogglebugLover]

It wasn't placed in your mailbox, according to the notes from the contractor, it was posted on your front door after you didn't answer when they knocked. Were you hiding from him?

Regardless, I look forward to this case being over so I never have to think about it again, and Nintendo can repossess all of your belongings, take over your "intellectual property" (including the videos, movies, and books you have made), and garnish your social security payments and bank account (as well as your mother's bank account).

There was nothing placed on my front door. I would have noticed it as I went out to check the mail box. Or my mom would have found it there when she came to visit.

I don't remember if I heard a knock at my door on December 29th. But I don't open the door to strangers, per my mom's wishes.

 

[Thundershlock]

Alright, so I just took a look at some of this artwork you're putting out and I can tell you right now, it's the work of an amateur.

I have a feeling this advice is going to be ignored but sometimes you do have to set your ambitions to an attainable height. Trying to make a full-length movie is difficult for even professionally trained animators, much less self-taught ones.

The work you've done is about at the level of mid 2000s flash storybook quality, even then it's stiff and bland. It lacks the general appeal of mainstream, and I'd say it even lends itself to an audience of preschoolers at best.
just doesn't have the polish of professional work.

But it's fine if it's just a personal hobby or fixation.

You'd probably get a lot less flack if you just left it at that.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Okay. The reason why I don't wear a bra is because I have never felt comfortable in one. And the one I actually did feel comfortable in and that fit me perfectly came off and on with straps that buckle and it was too hard for me to do so I eventually stopped wearing it also.

Oh you dumb fuck let me tell you something as a fairly busty fat chick: get a fucking bra. nothing is more uncomfortable then having your tits chaff and especiallyif they're droopier than a downie. Wearing a bra gets rid of it and at least wear the thing when out in public or making a video for the whole world to see when you want to showcase your retardation. you can take it off when no one is looking and you're by yourself in your hovel. fuck, there's unwired ones that offer decent support and are a god sent.

at least have the decency to spare the rest of the World's Eyes from your miserable mammaries.

Signed,

Someone with searing retinas

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Okay. The reason why I don't wear a bra is because I have never felt comfortable in one. And the one I actually did feel comfortable in and that fit me perfectly came off and on with straps that buckle and it was too hard for me to do so I eventually stopped wearing it also.

Get a sports bra. Or, hell, even if bras are uncomfortable and you don't wanna wear one when you're in private, at least suck it up and wear one for the videos you make that are attached to your movie project. Do you think business people wear suits and ties because they're comfortable to wear? Of course not, but it's a part of maintaining a professional image and projecting maturity and confidence and professionalism. And no one's asking you to wear business professional attire! You're several orders of magnitude removed from that. We're having to tell you, a woman pushing 40, to wear appropriate undergarments!

This is a children's movie and your videos are for your target fanbase (young, underage children) and their parents/guardians. Do you think any parent is going to buy their kid a movie if the creator keeps appearing on video with her flabby tits hanging down to her navel and her nipples sticking out? I'd wager that Harry Potter would be slightly less popular than it is now if Rowling appeared in every interview with her pubes hanging out of her pants.

 

[brooky]

Okay. The reason why I don't wear a bra is because I have never felt comfortable in one. And the one I actually did feel comfortable in and that fit me perfectly came off and on with straps that buckle and it was too hard for me to do so I eventually stopped wearing it also.

Cynthia, PLEASE take your own advice and stop coming to this tread. Delete your account. Install a site blocker. Ask your mom for help. Just please do yourself a favor and stop coming here, not even to lurk.

I'm going to get trash cans and rainbows for this, but it's getting too painful. It's like when kids would pick on the slow kid by faking nice and the slow kid would never pick up on it.

 

[Haramburger]

A new horrifying trailer:

Outsider art. I long for the day RedLetterMedia is forced to watch it!

 

[WogglebugLover]

Cynthia, PLEASE take your own advice and stop coming to this tread. Delete your account. Install a site blocker. Ask your mom for help. Just please do yourself a favor and stop coming here, not even to lurk.

I'm going to get trash cans and rainbows for this, but it's getting too painful. It's like when kids would pick on the slow kid by faking nice and the slow kid would never pick up on it.

I really appreciate you for your compassion. And I will really try to stop coming here.

I just want at least to clarify to Picklechu that if I had received his paperwork I would not ignore it, and I would instead hire a defense attorney for myself. But I haven't received any papers.