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Lobotomized_Chicken said:
I don't know if this is the proper place to ask, but who is this Praetor that I've seen people refer to in the updates thread? I've been doing some digging through pages of the thread I missed, but I've yet to get anything more than people saying, "Yup, looks like the work of the Praetor," in response to some of Chris' more bizarre actions.
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They're the latest crew of weens that have insinuated themselves into Chris' life. They recorded Chris rambling about the Merge and have been making Sonichu medallions for sale on Etsy, and generally they kind of seem like they're trying to make themselves into Ideafags 2.0 or something. At this point, though, their endgame remains unclear beyond "lol we're totally hanging out with the actual real Chris-Chan you guise!"
 
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After watching the movie Vivarium, about Jesse Eisenberg and his wife being trapped in a 4th dimension idyllic British suburban estate, I began thinking of Christian. In the movie, a couple are trapped in a pocket of space time, and like a cuckoo bird, an alien forces a baby upon them both, making them raise it to stand a chance of freedom. The child is unable to behave normally so must mimic actions, screams when it wants food, and begins to drain their lifeforce.

So is Christian in fact a cuckoo bird from some alien race that happens to suffer mental retardation?

 
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Second Missing Primarch said:
They're the latest crew of weens that have insinuated themselves into Chris' life. They recorded Chris rambling about the Merge and have been making Sonichu medallions for sale on Etsy, and generally they kind of seem like they're trying to make themselves into Ideafags 2.0 or something. At this point, though, their endgame remains unclear beyond "lol we're totally hanging out with the actual real Chris-Chan you guise!"
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To me, it seems like they're trying to make a quick buck off the back of Chris Chan's notoriety.
 
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Is it true that Chris doesn't have a working car anymore? I know he sold Son-Chu off in 2019, but I haven't heard any updates on the Caravan other than that it needed repairs. I find it very hard to believe that Chris has spent the last year walking everywhere without him whining on Twitter about the burden of walking like five or ten miles to food lion.
 
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Aru-chu said:
Is it true that Chris doesn't have a working car anymore? I know he sold Son-Chu off in 2019, but I haven't heard any updates on the Caravan other than that it needed repairs. I find it very hard to believe that Chris has spent the last year walking everywhere without him whining on Twitter about the burden of walking like five or ten miles to food lion.
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He probably cadges rides off weens who are happy to have Chris Chan from the internet in their car.
 
Aru-chu said:
Is it true that Chris doesn't have a working car anymore? I know he sold Son-Chu off in 2019, but I haven't heard any updates on the Caravan other than that it needed repairs. I find it very hard to believe that Chris has spent the last year walking everywhere without him whining on Twitter about the burden of walking like five or ten miles to food lion.
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It can be confirmed beyond any real reasonable doubt that the Caravan still works, since it's been proven that Chris eats fast food from McDonalds at least once a day, and the closest location is about 4.5 miles away from his house.

Also, I'm willing to bet that most of the space in the car is dedicated to storing Barb's junk, just like the rest of 14 Branchland Court.
 
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Would chris still take commisions for art? Not sure if I'd want to handle anything he touched, and I know it's enabiling his bullshit but I wouldnt mind having a original Chris Chan hanging up in the bathroom. If I lived close enough I'd go to that abandoned asylum he left that "offering" in and snatch that beaut'
hang 'er up over the sink
 
BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice said:
Would chris still take commisions for art? Not sure if I'd want to handle anything he touched, and I know it's enabiling his bullshit but I wouldnt mind having a original Chris Chan hanging up in the bathroom. If I lived close enough I'd go to that abandoned asylum he left that "offering" in and snatch that beaut'
hang 'er up over the sink
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Didn't he used to?
 
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BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice said:
Would chris still take commisions for art? Not sure if I'd want to handle anything he touched, and I know it's enabiling his bullshit but I wouldnt mind having a original Chris Chan hanging up in the bathroom. If I lived close enough I'd go to that abandoned asylum he left that "offering" in and snatch that beaut'
hang 'er up over the sink
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I wouldn't recommend buying any commissions from Chris, even if he offered them. You might be waiting half a decade for a crayon drawing.
 
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BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice said:
Would chris still take commisions for art? Not sure if I'd want to handle anything he touched, and I know it's enabiling his bullshit but I wouldnt mind having a original Chris Chan hanging up in the bathroom. If I lived close enough I'd go to that abandoned asylum he left that "offering" in and snatch that beaut'
hang 'er up over the sink
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Shit, i'd buy an original chris chan too... it'd look nice sitting in my garage next to my car.
 
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