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How long before Chris discovers V-tubers and starts making creepy superchats and tweets toward them and/or incorporates them into his fantasies, using them as proof of the merge.
 
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I know Chris believes he's going to live a long time but it would be interesting if someone told him that after he dies they will take over chronicling his life and plan to retcon what he did as much as possible, morphing all of his life stories into something completely different, just like he does with his own work. We all know he hates when people change what really happened, but anyone who knows his history is aware of how much he changes everything and tries to pretend that certain things didn't happen. Or they could threaten to change all of the retcons back to the original story, which is embarrassing enough
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
He's high functioning, but that doesn't mean much because if you can talk and avoid shitting yourself you are, or were, considered high functioning.
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He does routinely shit himself though. He's only really high functioning by the standards of 20+ years ago, and he's deteriorated a lot mentally since then.
 
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Tikbalang said:
his bible
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I forgot about that.

He probably gave up because the idea that Chris Chan is God is so ridiculous that any attempt to make it into an organised religion would fall flat on its face.
AnOminous said:
He does routinely shit himself though. He's only really high functioning by the standards of 20+ years ago, and he's deteriorated a lot mentally since then.
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I forgot about :briefs:.
 
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I don't know if this is the proper place to ask, but who is this Praetor that I've seen people refer to in the updates thread? I've been doing some digging through pages of the thread I missed, but I've yet to get anything more than people saying, "Yup, looks like the work of the Praetor," in response to some of Chris' more bizarre actions.
 
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Chan Fan said:
I know Chris believes he's going to live a long time but it would be interesting if someone told him that after he dies they will take over chronicling his life and plan to retcon what he did as much as possible, morphing all of his life stories into something completely different, just like he does with his own work. We all know he hates when people change what really happened, but anyone who knows his history is aware of how much he changes everything and tries to pretend that certain things didn't happen. Or they could threaten to change all of the retcons back to the original story, which is embarrassing enough
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He'll probably call that person a hater for insinuating What Chris babbles about living forever and that he alone has 'control' over his own chronicles.
 
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This is just something stupid I noticed and also my first post, so go easy on me.

After browsing the Chaotic Combo pages of the CWCki, I noticed that each Sonichu had a height and weight statistic in their general information block, so I decided it would be interesting to calculate what the BMI (Body Mass Index) of each Chaotic Combo member just for shits and giggles. The results were absurd.

Starting with the skinniest of the bunch, Wild Sonichu, Punchy Sonichu, and Magi-Chan all weigh 120 pounds (54 kg.) each and are 4'7" (140 cm.) in height. Plugging these values into a BMI calculator (linked below) shows that the BMI of these three is a whopping 27.9, which puts them in the overweight category of the BMI spectrum.

The fattest members of the Chaotic Combo are Angelica and Bubbles, weighing in at 90 pounds (41 kg.) each and standing 3'10" (91 cm) tall. After consulting with the BMI calculator, the final result came back with a mind-boggling score of 29.9 for Angelica and Bubbles, putting them at the very high end of the Overweight category and a smidge away from being considered Obese.

For some context, Chris-Chan's BMI (According to her most recent test in January 2019) has a BMI 29.4, meaning that for their own height, Angelica and Bubbles are fatter than Chris.

Sorry if this is weird, I just wanted to put it out into the world.

Sources (in order):
Wild Sonichu - CWCki
Punchy Sonichu - CWCki
Magi-Chan - CWCki (sonichu.com)
Angelica - CWCki (sonichu.com)
Bubbles Rosechu - CWCki (sonichu.com)
Obesity - CWCki (sonichu.com)

BMI Calculator:
Calculate Your BMI - Standard BMI Calculator (nih.gov)
 
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SevenOverBravo said:
This is just something stupid I noticed and also my first post, so go easy on me.

After browsing the Chaotic Combo pages of the CWCki, I noticed that each Sonichu had a height and weight statistic in their general information block, so I decided it would be interesting to calculate what the BMI (Body Mass Index) of each Chaotic Combo member just for shits and giggles. The results were absurd.

Starting with the skinniest of the bunch, Wild Sonichu, Punchy Sonichu, and Magi-Chan all weigh 120 pounds (54 kg.) each and are 4'7" (140 cm.) in height. Plugging these values into a BMI calculator (linked below) shows that the BMI of these three is a whopping 27.9, which puts them in the overweight category of the BMI spectrum.

The fattest members of the Chaotic Combo are Angelica and Bubbles, weighing in at 90 pounds (41 kg.) each and standing 3'10" (91 cm) tall. After consulting with the BMI calculator, the final result came back with a mind-boggling score of 29.9 for Angelica and Bubbles, putting them at the very high end of the Overweight category and a smidge away from being considered Obese.

For some context, Chris-Chan's BMI (According to her most recent test in January 2019) has a BMI 29.4, meaning that for their own height, Angelica and Bubbles are fatter than Chris.

Sorry if this is weird, I just wanted to put it out into the world.

Sources (in order):
Wild Sonichu - CWCki
Punchy Sonichu - CWCki
Magi-Chan - CWCki (sonichu.com)
Angelica - CWCki (sonichu.com)
Bubbles Rosechu - CWCki (sonichu.com)
Obesity - CWCki (sonichu.com)

BMI Calculator:
Calculate Your BMI - Standard BMI Calculator (nih.gov)
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CWCVille must not have many organic produce or nutritionists, just fast food as far as the eye can see.
 
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If Barb keeps on taking money from Chris' life insurance, when he dies, does the money go to her? Is Chris aware that he has life insurance?
 
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CWCVille must not have many organic produce or nutritionists, just fast food as far as the eye can see.
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Agreed. It's been confirmed that there's a McDonald's there, since Punchy took Layla Flaaffy on a date there in issue 9, and a sweets shop is seen in the backround of page 109 in issue 12. No stores that sell healthy food have been seen as far I know.
 
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