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This shit is hardly mainstream but it seems like the tranchers are getting a lot of normie exposure.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I mean, potato potahto, but at least he wasn't drooling in the earlier picture.

No, but he was still able to coom. And, judging by that face... let's just not go there. It's the face of a legitimately psycho AGP and at worst it's "you don't know about the tortured woman whose skin I'm wearing".

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

It's a house of cards. It'll all come crashing down some day.
There's so much hypocrisy and illogic on display in these tweets. The tranchers are "living their best lives!!1", but they also have to "survive on donations" and Kevin "hates it" there. They're "reclaiming rural space", but Penny says his family has been farming in Colorado for hundreds of years, so how can you reclaim something you never leave? Rural areas were "always queer", but are also being "reclaimed by queers"? None of it makes sense.

The Woke Left is an ouroboros and simply lives to eat its own. You see that in every single Twitter thread, subreddit, forum, or any other space where three or more Wokeists gather. Ostensibly, they're all about love and support for each other, no matter how contradictory their causes might be: "Gender is a fluid concept, but don't you dare misgender me you fucking TERF!" Internally, they cannot wait for the others to fail their insane purity tests by a single point, so they can shred the offender to pieces (and earn asspats for doing the shredding). It's the most pathetic Orwellian nightmare come to life.

 

[Law]

Ostensibly, they're all about love and support for each other, no matter how contradictory their causes might be:

Some other amusing troonic paradoxes:

Everyone is equal and hierachies are bad! We're anarcho-communists!
VS
Master-Slave relationships are cool and good! I'm mistress's literal property! Owning and abusing people is ok if it gives you a boner, gosh.

Feeling like you have to be productive all the time is just a lie from capitalism. Everyone deserves housing, even if they don't, or can't, work! Landlords are evil monsters!
VS
We kicked out our troon mate for not working or paying rent. Fuck her lazy ass.

Bezos is a bad, evil moneyman!
VS
Here's my Amazon wishlist! Pay up!

I love my family history and Bonnie's token brown parent!
VS
Fuck my abusive family! We hate our misgendering relatives!

. . . and of course, the biggest lie of all:

Troonicorn Ranch is a haven of peace and prosperity! We're qt gals living our best life! Haters BTFO!
VS
I hate it here, I'm suffocating, I can't afford cat food, I can't move around or do what I want in what is supposed to be my own home.
I'm cold.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

The alpacas greeted the ATF as liberators!

Let’s be real the ATF would just as soon shoot them.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Creepy slime-balls like Kevin referring to breasts as "baps" is what makes teenage girls want masectomies. For every Kevin, a wake of Aidens.

Where would they pick up baps from?
It's a word for bread rolls in parts of UK, slang for breasts in some of these parts, 'cause boobs are also round and soft like bread rolls.
(There are 7 different regional words for bread in england,)

Edit: typo. I meant seventeen, not seven. My English gorlfren thought "baps" was funny, but never called hers that.

 

[BlerdBjern]

You know, I can't be arsed to look for a third one of these that I vaguely recall which involved one of the cats and Kevin dilating, but it occurs to me that Kevin has a weird ongoing trend of posing shirtless/naked with their animals. We comment on it being fucking creepy each time it comes up, but this is definitely getting to be a trend at this point. And even if he's out there walking around the house shirtless like a dude true and dainty lady, there shouldn't be a reason he's out there stripping down in the alpaca thread.

Don't like it.
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Edit: DOUBLE ninja'd, damn you guys.

That poor dog, I can see the fucking trauma in its eyes.

 

[Humpty hump]

Everyone is equal and hierachies are bad! We're anarcho-communists!

Feeling like you have to be productive all the time is just a lie from capitalism. Everyone deserves housing, even if they don't, or can't, work! Landlords are evil monsters!

Bezos is a bad, evil moneyman!

The funny thing about all the ranch’s socialist rhetoric is that prior to the ranch, Penny was a hardcore libertarian. In one of his blog posts, he describes himself as “a girl who loves anarco capitalism”, talks about finding a psychiatrist who isn’t “a government employee”, and credits Stefan Molyneux with saving his life

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Has he decided to shave his head?

Nazi punk Kevin is not the saga I expected.

TRANNY WACO! TRANNY WACO!

Wouldn't surprise me if a shooting happens there in a few years.

That stupid tongue hanging out face Kevin is always doing is called Aheago, Belle Delphine does it all the time.

Nailed it:

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*clasps hands and kneels*
Almighty God, I only ask you one thing; do not allow this man to start selling his bath water. Amen.

I did not know this!!!

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Is this in the Elizabeth Warren sense?

The Tranch (so just Penny and Bonnie) attempt to defend themselves. Also, the main account seems to have deleted the reply showing the overcrowding. Guess troons can do whatever they want since, you know, troons!

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”its gross to call white settlers indigenous”
So who is indigenous then? The Native American tribes who conquered (sorry, stole) land from each other for hundreds of years before Jamestown was founded, before Hernán Cortés sacked Tenochitlan and even before Leif Eriksson founded Vinland? Because let me tell you, those Indian tribes did not live in a magical land of peace and harmony before the white man came with firesticks.

Out of all organizations, I did not expect the fucking National Farmers Union of America to whiteknight for the Tranch's inhabitants.

Unfortunately, trades unions seem to be full of people who care less about workers and more about identity politics.

Where would they pick up baps form?

Some people need to learn that
BRITBONG CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

 

[Aramis]

Let’s be real the ATF would just as soon shoot them.

It would be a kindness to those poor alpacas. The horrors they have borne witness to...

Where would they pick up baps form?
Its a world for bread rolls from parts of england, slang for breasts in some of these parts.
(There are 7 different regional words for bread in england,)

I'm gonna guess Kev's favourite youtubers, Game Grumps.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

Saw that Kevin often retweeted Gumby screens but it (naively) never occured to me it was because he wanted to fuck him

"If only you knew how bad things really are"

 

[FuckNutTheImpaler]

as promised, I have started drawing him. what should I add to this? (the text is the fetish list)

 

[Shield Breaker]

It honestly reminds me of Waco

It reminds me of the ranch in the show Yellowstone. People join and only discover just how fucked up the place is once it is too late. Just replace good looking cowboys with castrated retards, and all of the threats to the tranch only exist in their heads.

 

[Sonya-chan]

as promised, I have started drawing him. what should I add to this? (the text is the fetish list)

fatter

 

[FuckNutTheImpaler]

fatter

yeah I was thinking that too

 

[BallBuster]

as promised, I have started drawing him. what should I add to this? (the text is the fetish list)

Moobs aren't tubular enough.

 

[FuckNutTheImpaler]

Moobs aren't tubular enough.

true. I'll fix it right away

 

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Not everything is Trump's fault, Kevin. This one is on you.
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Your "best angle" for a camera is it facing the opposite direction.

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Our fav amhole featured on a Troon-mocking Twitter account

https://archive.md/MXOXF

This shit is hardly mainstream but it seems like the tranchers are getting a lot of normie exposure.

Louis gets posted by an account about furries posting L's.

Kevin gets posted by an account about furries posting L's.

Louis gets called out and has an absolute meltdown.

Kevin and his friends get called out and has an absolute meltdown.

Louis's foot bursts open.

Kevin's neovagina seals shut.

Louis's detractors start using the thread against him.

Kevin's detractors start using the thread against him.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Some other amusing troonic paradoxes:

Everyone is equal and hierachies are bad! We're anarcho-communists!
VS
Master-Slave relationships are cool and good! I'm mistress's literal property! Owning and abusing people is ok if it gives you a boner, gosh.

Feeling like you have to be productive all the time is just a lie from capitalism. Everyone deserves housing, even if they don't, or can't, work! Landlords are evil monsters!
VS
We kicked out our troon mate for not working or paying rent. Fuck her lazy ass.

Bezos is a bad, evil moneyman!
VS
Here's my Amazon wishlist! Pay up!

I love my family history and Bonnie's token brown parent!
VS
Fuck my abusive family! We hate our misgendering relatives!

. . . and of course, the biggest lie of all:

Troonicorn Ranch is a haven of peace and prosperity! We're qt gals living our best life! Haters BTFO!
VS
I hate it here, I'm suffocating, I can't afford cat food, I can't move around or do what I want in what is supposed to be my own home.
I'm cold.

Bitches be flipping more than an epileptic fit on a trampoline.

Do they forget that they've posted contrary messages in the past or do you reckon they think nobody reads back?

Perhaps they're just exercising their 'womens prerogative to change their mind'? Fuck me, they're shockingly dumb...

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Kev feels so much like an uWu goddess when he doesn't wear a bra

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Full shirt pic:
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Amburger:
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I know this is but ffs shouldn't Penny and Bonnie sit kev kev down (well he's always sitting) and explain that now isnt the best time to post degenerate consumerist trash when the ranch is having a PR nightmare and will effect their GoFundMe