Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Rule of thumb: a decent pregnancy test is now more than capable of determining your state of pregnancy at the time your period is due. The sensitivity on the name brand ones is now really staggering, especially given what the state of pregnancy testing was just 20-25 years ago.

Most successful pregnancies come from normal-length cycles, for reasons that are probably pretty obvious. Save your money, ladies: If you test on the day of your missed period and again a week later, and get a negative twice, don't bother doing another test unless you're puking or otherwise have a really definitive reason to take another look. There are always exceptions, but in general, cycles that exceed your normal length by more than a week aren't likely to result in a live birth.

usually exceptions are fat people who tend to have irregular periods anyways so they figure it's just their "normal" cycle.

 

[AnOminous]

Most successful pregnancies come from normal-length cycles, for reasons that are probably pretty obvious.

Maybe if this stupid whore actually wants to have a child she should let one of the cucks fuck her every night. Maybe they'll have to quit jerking off to gay porn enough to get with the schedule, but I am pretty sure this whore would get pregnant if she got a load of jizz every single night. White trash manage this all the time.

 

[melty]

The phantom friends are back and this time they hate her fapfics.

She doesn’t even have friends. This is someone who constantly gives us a running commentary on her life, yet the only time we ever hear about “friends” are when they’re telling her how awesome and special she is. Never named, usually people she hasn’t spoken to since high school/college. We never hear about her just meeting up with someone. There are no photos. The closest she’s ever come to friends are uggo male orbiters who hung around because she was a slampig.

I agree. I do remember one time before the pandemic but after they moved in the mentioned having friends over and I was kind of surprised, but they were most likely Daniel's friends. The "friends" that hate her fanfic either don't exist or are just random people on Twitter.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

The phantom friends are back and this time they hate her fapfics.
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I agree. I do remember one time before the pandemic but after they moved in the mentioned having friends over and I was kind of surprised, but they were most likely Daniel's friends. The "friends" that hate her fanfic either don't exist or are just random people on Twitter.

This from the bitch who says the Torah is "fanfic" because it's interpretive. I'm sure that's not blasphemous at all.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

This from the bitch who says the Torah is "fanfic" because it's interpretive. I'm sure that's not blasphemous at all.

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The hell? Divine Comedy (of which Inferno is a part) is an original work by Dante. Odyssey is an original work by Homer. Torah is an original work by unknown authors. DC and Marvel stuff are loose adaptations of existing stories.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Divine Comedy (of which Inferno is a part) is an original work by Dante.

Can confirm. Calling something "fan fiction" when it's not derivative of existing fiction is absolutely retarded.

My Immortal is fanfiction. Whatever wankshit Becky likes to read is fanfic.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Whatever wankshit Becky likes to read is fanfic.

I'm afraid your writing is a little too difficult for Rebecca, Master Alighieri.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I'm afraid your writing is a little too difficult for Rebecca, Master Alighieri.

It's too difficult for most people. Anyone who can read "poems" like The Divine Comedy and Paradise Lost and understanding more than a handful of events is a literary genius. But to say the Comedy is "fanfic" is an insult to literature and only an idiot would label it such.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Oh look more fake baby talk again. I guess the funds from Mami and papi has run dry, time to milk them again with false hope of having a legacy!

Also let me fix that for you Becky: TW insufferable attention whore who makes up shit for attention:

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“Cutting supplies?” Does she mean knives? Confirmation that she doesn’t cook.

 

[melty]

Imagine my surprise

 

[Water-T]

Even the imaginary friends in Becky's head couldn't give a shit about her dumb slash fiction.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Imagine my surprise
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I want to rate this islamic but honestly I'm just glad she's not pregnant.

 

[TSWM]

“Cutting supplies?” Does she mean knives? Confirmation that she doesn’t cook.

This is Becky, you think she just cuts with a kitchen knife, everything is performative and expensive. Hell maybe she even has special “ witches knives”

 

[Next Task]

The "friends" that hate her fanfic either don't exist or are just random people on Twitter.

She's very much the type to regard random people on Twitter as her friends. Remember she developed a whole relationship with that dead troon online, one that for some reason ended once a personal meeting occurred/became possible. She's also called Jake Alley family before - though she was even more wanky about it and used whatever Hawaiian word they use in Lilo and Stitch, because she's just that fucking basic.

But real, in-person friends? She drives people away, as has been shown time and again. Hasn't mentioned her bio family in a while, has she. No one can stand her who has to deal with her except the cucks and her immediate family, and even the latter is under some doubt.

Even though she's making up nearly all of her interactions involving other people, or at the absolute least claiming as close friends random internet people who she only keeps around because they foster her delusions, I wouldn't be surprised if the baby LARP was something she was doing IRL to try and manipulate her parents and in-laws. Again, she's very much the type to dangle a grandchild in front of them in the hopes of getting what she wants, and I wouldn't be surprised if she suddenly needs expensive things to 'help her conceive'.

“Cutting supplies?” Does she mean knives? Confirmation that she doesn’t cook.

She just wants to remind everyone that she has a history of self-harm. It's the sort of cutting that leaves long-lasting, very visible scars that she has to cover up and yet somehow don't make an appearance in any photo of her, even when the skin of those body parts are visible. The thing about cutting is that it's very easy to LARP, and very easy to retcon into times because cutting is known to be a secretive and shameful pursuit that people lie about. So Becky can have drawn a butter knife across her wrists once and claim to be suffering from serious trauma that makes her dangerous to herself, and can also claim that at any point in time she was also doing it, people were driving her to it, and of course she didn't overshare about it at the time.

For someone constantly making up stories about her life, she's a very bad and uncreative storyteller. Part and parcel of her being supremely basic and boring, I guess, since she really doesn't have much of an inner life.

 

[Water-T]

Again, she's very much the type to dangle a grandchild in front of them in the hopes of getting what she wants, and I wouldn't be surprised if she suddenly needs expensive things to 'help her conceive'.

I can't wait until Becky drops subtle hints on her Twitter.

"Le s.i.g.h! My OBGYN told me that it will only be possible for me to conceive a grandchild if I get a 7 day, all-expenses paid trip to Disney World, including lobster dinners every night. Oh, and if I also get $300 lightsabers and $500 LEGO sets."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wouldn't be surprised if she suddenly needs expensive things to 'help her conceive'.

Like a sperm donor.

 

[Law]

Are the friends who think her fan fiction is a "worthless joke" the same as the "queer" European friends who promised to visit her after the baby?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The phantom friends are back and this time they hate her fapfics.
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No one gives a shit about fanfic. The last fanfic anyone cared about was 50 Shades. It’s just not something that exists in most people’s lives. If you’re worried about people’s reactions, you don’t have to tell them about your epic tome where Kylo Ren falls in love with his enbie padawan Gerb Bexler.

 

[Trombonista]

No one gives a shit about fanfic. The last fanfic anyone cared about was 50 Shades. It’s just not something that exists in most people’s lives. If you’re worried about people’s reactions, you don’t have to tell them about your epic tome where Kylo Ren falls in love with his enbie padawan Gerb Bexler.

I thought she was a Reylo shipper.

 

[Next Task]

I thought she was a Reylo shipper.

Not only is she a Reylo shipper, she felt personally attacked by ... I can't even remember the specifics. Maybe the film itself, or maybe someone afterwards debunking that it was ever a romantic relationship, and she chimped out about her choice of romantic pairing in a major motion picture franchise being valid and empowering and anyone who challenged her head-canon was being a bigot somehow, all the usual nonsense.

The usual identity politics sperging from a woman with nothing going on internally. I always appreciate the contrast between just how basic Becky is vs. how much she thinks piling marginalised identities and pop culture interests as personality traits will make her an interesting, valuable, special person.