Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

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Schuylkill Valley said:
Philippians 3
3 Finally, my brethren, rejoice in the Lord. To write the same things to you, to me indeed is not grievous, but for you it is safe.

2 Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision.

3 For we are the circumcision, which worship God in the spirit, and rejoice in Christ Jesus, and have no confidence in the flesh.

4 Though I might also have confidence in the flesh. If any other man thinketh that he hath whereof he might trust in the flesh, I more:

5 Circumcised the eighth day, of the stock of Israel, of the tribe of Benjamin, an Hebrew of the Hebrews; as touching the law, a Pharisee;

6 Concerning zeal, persecuting the church; touching the righteousness which is in the law, blameless.

7 But what things were gain to me, those I counted loss for Christ.

8 Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but dung, that I may win Christ,

9 And be found in him, not having mine own righteousness, which is of the law, but that which is through the faith of Christ, the righteousness which is of God by faith:

10 That I may know him, and the power of his resurrection, and the fellowship of his sufferings, being made conformable unto his death;

11 If by any means I might attain unto the resurrection of the dead.

12 Not as though I had already attained, either were already perfect: but I follow after, if that I may apprehend that for which also I am apprehended of Christ Jesus.

13 Brethren, I count not myself to have apprehended: but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind, and reaching forth unto those things which are before,

14 I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus.

15 Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you.

16 Nevertheless, whereto we have already attained, let us walk by the same rule, let us mind the same thing.

17 Brethren, be followers together of me, and mark them which walk so as ye have us for an ensample.

18 (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ:

19 Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)

20 For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we look for the Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ:

21 Who shall change our vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto his glorious body, according to the working whereby he is able even to subdue all things unto himself.
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Can you post the sermon on the mount? I want a nice bedtime story.
 
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@Schuylkill Valley

Kirby 1:8 - 2-9

1 - Len likes sucking men's penises
2 - Len likes white penis
3 - Len likes yellow penis
4 - Len loves black penis
5 - Len likes all penises
6 - Len is a pedophile
7 - Len is going to jail
8 - Len is a poopy head

And in case anyone wants screenshots, I can show parts of my chat with Len where he admits he is gay and a pedophile
 
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Kirby said:

@Schuylkill Valley

why are you doing this

what are you hoping to achieve
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Len, calm down. All you are doing is making those people who would honestly listen to your side of the conspiracy think you are a buffoon.

The other thing I feel I need to re-iterate is that (aside from a few), nobody here gives a shit about railroads. Most are just curious to learn your take on a number of things that have been claimed over the years:

(1) Did you really try to derail a train?
(2) Did you really pose as other railroad employees.
(3) Are you really photographing children, or do you just feel more comfortable around them due to your personal "situation"?
(4) Are you actually gay? It's no big deal here, you can be honest. I personally am STRAIGHT, most on this site are not.
(5) Do you think males should be allowed to walk around shirtless in public? I think it's disgusting and should be banned.

Take it slow here, Len. Just answer the questions without getting angry or trying to be clever by posting nursery rhymes or bibble passages. The silent majority of people here (who look but do not post), honestly want to hear your side of the story. Answer the question. I for one won't mock your replies (unless you're trying to be deceptive).
 
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Dramaticaism 420

1 And lo, did the cows graze upon the heavenly fields we sow and dispense their bountiful milk.

2 And thine trolls upon yonder hill did feast upon the fruits of the Kiwi's blessing.

3 Yet a cow will squirm and cry with the eloquence of an autistic bull.

4 And the trolls, seeing the weakness of the herd, recite the grand teachings bestowed upon them by the first prophet of the Kiwis:

5 Shut the fuck up.
 
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Schuylkill Valley said:
1 Thessalonians 2
2 For yourselves, brethren, know our entrance in unto you, that it was not in vain:

2 But even after that we had suffered before, and were shamefully entreated, as ye know, at Philippi, we were bold in our God to speak unto you the gospel of God with much contention.

3 For our exhortation was not of deceit, nor of uncleanness, nor in guile:

4 But as we were allowed of God to be put in trust with the gospel, even so we speak; not as pleasing men, but God, which trieth our hearts.

5 For neither at any time used we flattering words, as ye know, nor a cloke of covetousness; God is witness:

6 Nor of men sought we glory, neither of you, nor yet of others, when we might have been burdensome, as the apostles of Christ.

7 But we were gentle among you, even as a nurse cherish her children:

8 So being affectionately desirous of you, we were willing to have imparted unto you, not the gospel of God only, but also our own souls, because ye were dear unto us.

9 For ye remember, brethren, our labor and travail: for laboring night and day, because we would not be chargeable unto any of you, we preached unto you the gospel of God.

10 Ye are witnesses, and God also, how holily and justly and unblameably we behaved ourselves among you that believe:

11 As ye know how we exhorted and comforted and charged every one of you, as a father doth his children,

12 That ye would walk worthy of God, who hath called you unto his kingdom and glory.

13 For this cause also thank we God without ceasing, because, when ye received the word of God which ye heard of us, ye received it not as the word of men, but as it is in truth, the word of God, which effectually worketh also in you that believe.

14 For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews:

15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:

16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

17 But we, brethren, being taken from you for a short time in presence, not in heart, endeavoured the more abundantly to see your face with great desire.

18 Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us.

19 For what is our hope, or joy, or crown of rejoicing? Are not even ye in the presence of our Lord Jesus Christ at his coming?

20 For ye are our glory and joy.
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Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor - Design Worlds Theory
Our planet and all 'true Earth-like plan-its' were/are designed through a simple mathematical model/algorithm/code of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 that includes...

Variations of 7_4: 7+4, 7-4, 7×4, 7÷4, 7.4, 74, 47, 704, 407, 7004, 4÷7, 4 7s, 7 4s, 77 77, 7 40,

most common are 7+4, 7-4, 7×4, 74, 47, 704 (GOD), and 7004 (GOOD)

Variations of 6_4: 6+4, 6-4, 6×4, 6÷4, 6.4, 64, 46, 604, 406, 6004, 4÷6, 4 6s, 6 4s, 66 66, 6 40,

most common are 6+4, 6-4, 6×4, 64, 46, 604 (FOD), and 6004 (FOOD)
 
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